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E-StimRead moreI love it when a dildo really flicks my switch and becomes my new bestie. The Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo is one such dildo, it can do really nice things to me in a very naughty way.
This colourful dildo was sent to me by the lovely folks over at latex, leather & Lace. If you get the chance to drop by their walk-in store you should do so as they are so nice.
"I love using this dildo by hand but strapping it to one of my fucking machines brings it to life. The high speeds coupled with the hands-free nature of fucking machine fun has me clawing the sheets in no time at all"
Joanne
This review has been a delightful one to 'research' and write. The Sumo has really opened my eyes to the range available from Blush Novelties and stocked by Latex, Leather & Lace.
So, read on to find out why I highly rate this dildo and why it works so well for my anatomy.
Forbidden Pleasures is a company that I have had my eye on for a while now, and they carry some very nice products.
They caught my eye on Twitter when they announced a Sunday Market style of event where you could try to barter the price of any sex toys that you were interested in.
"From a submissives perspective actually fitting this harness and doing the ropework is probably one of the sexiest things that I have experienced."
Joanne
Always up for a laugh, I had a look through their BDSM section, and my eyes nearly fell out of my head when I saw the House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder. I had to have one for sub'r' to wear on play sessions.
So I entered into a bartering session in my bestest cockney 'Dell Boy' accent on Twitter and managed to get myself a nice discount. It was a done deal, and I sat back waiting for it to arrive so that I could give it the Joanne's Reviews treatment.
Now as most of my readers know I have a kinky streak a mile wide and have long fantasised about trying some pony play.
Unfortunately, due to my bad knees, I was unable to try some serious pony play, and so I enlisted the help of a submissive friend of mine who also loves pony play to help with this review.
This is a great harness, and it is ideal for anyone as a first-time harness or even for someone having some experience with pony play.
Joanne
Meo.de supplied this stunning-looking pony bridle head harness to review. As it is such a fantastic product I wanted to do it justice with the review and so I booked a session in a BDSM Dungeon (TP Studios in Cannock) for some kinky pony fun and games.
This a head harness that will give you excellent control of your little human pony. Read on to find out why I like it so much.