Hot Octopuss KURVE G-Spot Vibrator Review

A customisable G-spot vibrator, bring it on!

Hot Octopus asked if I would like to review their new g-spot vibrator, the KURVE. I didn't need to think about the answer at all; of course, I wanted to try it out. You see, ever since reviewing the JETT from Hot Octopuss, I have been longing to feel the Trebble and Bass vibrations myself. Now was my opportunity.

I didn't have to wait for long before I answered the door to find a small box on the doorstep. After saying thank you to the delivery driver, I got my scissors out to carefully open the packaging.

"The shape is perfect for easily hitting my G-Spot while still being able to access the buttons. I love the soft part of the head as I rub it in place, but it also feels great against my internal walls and against my clit."

Joanne

I was really excited for two reasons. Firstly, I had a new vibrator to play with; oops, sorry, I mean to review, of course.

The second reason was; this would be the first review I would photograph with my new office's stone wall as the backdrop.

A stylish and very effect g-spot and clitoral stimulation vibrator

I was recently approached by The Happy Willy Company, who asked if I would like to review something from their extensive range of products.

I had a look through, and I found this intriguing-looking vibrator that definitely piqued my curiosity. The Fifty Shades Freed Lavish Attention vibrator with its curved profile really got me curious as to how that would feel in use.

"I did notice that the vibrations are felt more intensely on the clit stim than the g-spot bulb. But to be honest, I prefer this as I enjoy the vibrations this way around more than the other"

Joanne

So after letting them know which product I would like to try, I settled back to wait for its arrival.

This stainless steel toy blew me away

Hi, it's sub 'r' here again, and today I am going to be telling all about the fun wand from Njoy.

This is my first review of an Njoy product, and the Fun Wand has made me fall in love with the brand.

"Let's just say it was a good job I put a towel under myself as I'm a squirter at the best of times, but with the Fun Wand, I was ten times as bad lol."

Joanne

I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Fun Wand for you.

So here is what I thought about it, I hope you enjoy.

Who doesn't like a good fingering? I love it and this is a very interesting vibe design

I must say that one of the great things about my job is that I get to try out some fascinating sex toys. When Bestvibe got in touch with me, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their G Spot Rabbit Vibe, I jumped at the chance.

This is a rabbit vibe, unlike any other I have tried, and I was curious as to just how it would feel. It has been designed to simulate being fingered deeply, and with three motors, it looked great on paper.

"The main shaft fills my vagina very nicely, and with the girth being a little chunky, it gives me that nice full feeling I love to get from a toy. The main shaft of the G Spot Rabbit has a fantastic textured end which feels excellent when it's rubbing against my G spot."

Joanne

I have to say thank you to the lovely sub'r' who also enjoyed it and gave me her valuable feedback on her thoughts about it too.

But, how would it perform in the field? Well in my pussy to be more precise, so read on to find out how I go on with it.

A unisex vibrating plug for prostate and g-spot play

It isn't often that I am fortunate enough to review a unisex toy, so I was delighted when Nexus approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Nexus Max 20.

Now, this is a plug with a removable remote control bullet vibe that has been designed to stimulate the prostate or g-spot.

"I really enjoyed using it sitting up, simply insert it, then replace your clothing, with tight panties keeping it in place. It was great fun to sit on a padded chair and to then move my hips around to get the most out of the clit stimulation offered."

Joanne

That means I get to enjoy it as does my Stunt Cock who will be dragged into the reviewing process, bent over and plugged with it. All in the interest of science of course.

So let me tell you a bit about Nexus and their creations before telling you all about the Nexus Max 20.

If you are looking for a tidy little g-spot vibe then this one may appeal to you

I do love a good g-spot vibrator, I mean who wouldn't want to enjoy some strong vibrations aimed directly at that pleasure zone?

When Ann Summers got in touch to ask if I would like to review the Flex Rechargeable G Spot Vibrator, I jumped at the chance.

"It has an insertable length of 6"/15.2cm and a diameter at its widest point of 1.3"/3.3cm. So it's an ideal vibrator for anyone who isn't into more girthier sex toys."

Joanne

Ann Summers run many physical high street shops where anyone can go and get advice or buy anything from lube to sexy clothing and even sex toys.

I have recently reviewed the Moregasm+ Remote Control Panty Vibe which I really enjoyed so I was hoping that I would enjoy this one too. Read on to find out what I really think of it.

A porcelain dildo worthy of display with your finest china

I was absolutely delighted when the lovely people over at got in touch to ask me if I would be interested in reviewing a porcelain dildo, the Dalia from Désirables for them.

I was intrigued and jumped at the chance to review one of these beautiful creations. I mean who wouldn't want a dildo that is also a thing of beauty?

"As a dildo the Dalia is fantastic, add a small amount of lube and enjoy the sensations as you slide it into you. I like to warm mine up in a bowl of warm water, and that feels incredible."

Joanne

I didn't have to wait long for it to be delivered to me and to say that it took my breath away would be an understatement. It looks amazing.

But, how would this dildo preform? I have reviewed an enormous range of dildos, and it was going to be fun to see how a porcelain one would compare to my preferred material silicone. So it was knickers off, and I threw myself into the reviewing process with glee.

This amazing little toy has been the cause of so many bedsheet changes

I was delighted when I was asked by Crimson Princess if I would be interested in reviewing a Fun Factory Stronic G Vibrator for them.

I love the bright, vibrant colours and body safe materials used by Fun Factory, and I was first introduced to them when I lived in Germany many years ago where I had an extensive collection of their sex toys.

"The targeted attention to my G-spot had me gasping for breath and my toes curling as my first orgasm washed over me and I was delighted when I felt myself squirting"

Joanne

I didn't need asking twice and jumped at the chance to try out another of their fantastic range of products.

I didn't have to wait long until it was delivered and these last three weeks have been a blur of amazing orgasms, where often I squirted so much that the bedding needed changing. The Stronic G is one hell of a vibrator, it isn't perfect, but it is one hell of a good ride.

This is not just another rabbit vibe, it's a revelation

I am sat here, actually a little breathless and with the glowing feeling of an orgasm slowly fading inside me as I type this. I just had to get straight on with recording my thoughts on a new take on the classic Rabbit Vibe that I have been using for a couple of weeks now.

Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace (one of my all-time favourite sex toy shops) sent me the Nu Sensuelle Giselle Rabbit Vibe free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review after he had received lots of samples of new products from Nu Sensuelle.

"The rabbit ears flap around as though they are on speed and the feeling of them caresses my clit is amazing."

Joanne

I am delighted to say that I have a small hillock of other Nu Sensuelle sex toys to work through but the Giselle immediately caught my eye, and I had to see if this take on the familiar rabbit style of vibrator would feel as good as it looks.

This little stunner looks fantastic, but often performance doesn't match looks where sex toys are concerned but read on to find out why I needn't have worried.

This a a fantastic dildo for pussy and ass play

Meo is a German sex toy retailer, and they are one of my favourites, I can spend hours looking through their incredible selection of kinky sex toys.

I was delighted when they asked if I would be interested in reviewing their Little Johnny Prostate Stimulator and I jumped at the chance of course. So they sent me one for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

"There is something amazing about solid metal dildos. I love the way you can feel the chill of cold steel as you insert it but that soon changes as it warms up to body temperature. I am always amazed at just how warm a steel dildo can get in use, when I remove it after a good pussy fucking I love how warm it feels in my hand."

Joanne

I love steel dildos, and while I don't have a prostate, I was definitely looking forward to enjoying this hunk of metal, and I am pretty sure you can guess where I planned on putting it.

So is this a steel dildo that really hits the spot or is it a miss for this one. Read on to find out.

Show your pride when you get jiggy with it

Rabbit vibrators can be so much fun, but with so many on the market, it's hard to find one that stands out from the crowd. That is, it was hard to find something incredibly cool looking that also delivers the goods, until Bondara brought out their Pride Luxury Rainbow Rabbit.

This is so bright and colourful it looks like a unicorn has been brought onto the design team and force-fed sprinkles and jelly beans. If you ever wanted to 'ride the rainbow' here is your chance.

"The gently curved shaft feels excellent as you insert it, the bulbous tip applies great pressure to my g-spot, and I found myself fucking myself with it a lot while playing with it."

Joanne

I have to admit taking a sharp intake of breath when I opened up the box, and first cast my eyes over this rabbit in the flesh.

It looks fantastic, but that is not how I judge whether or not a vibe is worth the money, it needs to have the performance to match. So to find out if this vibe is as magical as it looks, read on to see how it got on with my lady bits.

Intense G-Spot fun with clitoral suction action too

I have had some amazing orgasms with Satisfyer products in the past, and I was delighted when they got in touch asking me if I could review three new sex toys for them.

Never one to step away from an orgasmic challenge and as I have enjoyed their products in the past I jumped at the chance. I was sent the Satisfyer Pro G-spot Rabbit Vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

This may not be a toy that you get the most out of straight out of the box but do stick with it.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement then the new products arrived, and this was the first one that caught my attention.

I love rabbit vibes but for me, they can be a bit hit and miss due to my body shape, and I hoped that this one would be a hit for me. So read on to find out if the combination of g-spot stimulation and having my clit stimulated with their air pulse technology worked for me or not.

The Flurry is a cracking g-spot orientated dildo

Ever since I started reviewing sex toys and started learning about body-safe quality materials, I have had my eye on Tantus. They make some fantastic creations, but as they are US based, I haven't had the privilege of trying any for myself.

I have three of their dildos on my 'To Do' list, and I was chuffed to bits when Too Timid approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing a Tantus Flurry. I jumped at the chance to review it for them of course.

Unlike the Cush, the Flurry is a much more manageable 1.5"/3.8cm in diameter giving it 4.7"/11.9cm of girth. Making it a great size for some g-spot fun, and it's great for thrusting, more on that later in the review.

Joanne

After taking some time to get to know it (intimately) I am now qualified to be able to comment on its performance so, it's good but does it live up to the hype? Read on to find out.

This is a wand style vibrator that isn't just for external use

I had a lot of fun reviewing the Alpha Male Leten Wand Massager from Meo.de which surprised me as it is a small, unobtrusive looking wand style vibrator, but it packs quite a punch.

I was sent this wand massager by Meo.de in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I have taken my time to get to know it, and I am glad that I have as it has a feature not found on most wands due to its small form.

Pressing it against my clit feels fantastic, the sensations are a little buzzy but they do go deep, and it feels nice. However, when I am close, I enjoy sliding the egg end inside so that all of that power is directed right onto my G-spot and that always delivers some incredibly hard orgasms for me.

Joanne

This is a wand that is not only great for external stimulation but it is also small enough for you to experiment with it internally and that gives it an excellent edge for some kinky play options.

It has two motors, and I will talk about that later in the review.

Just when you thought the rabbit vibe couldn't get better

I absolutely love Rabbit Vibes, their design really does it for me. I like to be filled as I masturbate, feeling the delicious sensations of having myself open up to accept a sex toy. I also love strong clitoral stimulations as well.

I was delighted when So Divine got in touch asking me if I wanted to review one of their latest creations, the Lets Go Crazy rabbit vibe. They sent me this vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review and that has not affected this review in any way.

Quimsticking with a sex toy that is at body temperature is an amazing feeling and this rabbit stands out from the crowd because of this and the amazing thudding g-spot stimulations that it delivers.

Joanne

Now I know its name has some negative connotations for some people but for me, it's talking about fun and that is what I hoped (or should that be hopped) for. Fun and lots of it.

So, why does the Lets Go Crazy Rabbit Vibe have me hopping for joy?

The Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand Is One For My Bedside Drawer

It isn't often that a company sends me three new sex toys to review and so I was delighted when So Divine sent me one of their Sweetest Taboo Magic Wands together with a silicone coated vibrator and a bullet vibe to review. Watch out for my reviews of the other two toys in the very near future as this review is focussed squarely on the amazing Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand.

I like to read up on new toys prior to their arrival and the dual motors in this wand really caught my attention. What a great idea! You will see why later in the review but needless to say I couldn't wait for it to arrive to get my hands (and other parts of my anatomy of course) on it.

By far its best feature is its ability to be two vibrators rolled into one. This is one sex toy that is staying in my bedside drawer and it will take for something pretty spectacular to come along to evict it from there.

I love magic wand style vibrators for their sheer power and usually have no trouble enjoying some very quick and powerful orgasms but how would this wand compare to my others and is it one to recommend? You can rest assured that I have put in a lot of time getting to know it (purely in the interest of science you know LOL) and feel very qualified to comment on both its performance and value, so without further ado lets get on with the review.

I can now give myself some Morning Wood

I have long been a fan of the work of Richard "Dick" Carver of Lumberjill Leisurecrafts, he produces amazing bespoke wooden dildos and I really wanted to get my own piece made to see just how good they really are. After a lot of thought I got in touch with Richard and bought myself the Inspire from his etsy store and then Richard got to work on it for me.

Wooden dildos! You may cringe at the thought of shoving apiece of wood into your nether regions, won't you get splinters? Is it safe? These are all common questions and I hope to answer them during the course of this review.

One end is rounded and bulbous and this makes an ideal hand hold and the other is tapered and features a 'juicer' design with twisting channels.

So did the Inspire Custom Wooden Dildo live up to its name? Did it inspire me or is it just a nicely carved piece of wood? Read on to find out...

Moody Blue Glass Dildo - Simply Stunning

I was approached by the lovely ladies over at A Touch Of Glass who asked if I was interested in reviewing one of their glass dildos - The Moody Blue. I jumped at the chance as I love glass dildos and I know from prior research that the bespoke designs at A Touch Of Glass are excellent both in terms of quality but more importantly in terms of pussy pleasing effectiveness.

I was sent the Moody Blue in return for an impartial review of the toy itself and I have to admit to being quite excited at the thought of finally getting my hands on one as I waited for it to arrive. I didn't have to wait long as it arrived the following day - a very smooth service indeed.

I was blown away when I unboxed the Moody Blue, I didn't know whether to take it to bed or proudly display it on my mantle piece as it's a work of art. You'll be pleased to know that whilst I love its looks I decided that taking it to bed would be the better course of action.