It's always lovely when Joanne gets asked to review male masturbators, nice for me that is as I get dragged in to act as her Stunt Cock.
Yes I know, it's a 'hard' life, but I always like to 'rise' to the occasion and love 'slipping into' her reviewing regime. OK, that's enough of the quips, this is going to be a serious review of a brand new product.
Godemiche, one of Joanne's favourite dildo artisans, have decided that now is the time to enter the male stroker market and lucky for me, we were sent one in advance of its launch to put it to the test.
"One thing I really like about the OffBeat is how easy it is to hold, and as it doesn't really change your masturbatory style, it enhances it."Stunt Cock
It was nice to be given a sneak peek of their newest product, the OffBeat. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on this silicone stroker.
There aren't that many dildo artisans in the UK, but Godemiche is one of them. Run by Adam and Monika they produce a fantastic range of dildos and butt plugs in body-safe silicone.
"A feature I love about this dildo is the fact that it is uncircumcised. This is the first dildo that I have owned that has an apparent foreskin, it's half withdrawn, and this makes the head fascinating to look at."Joanne
I was delighted then when Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk asked if I would be interested in reviewing a Hercules for Godemiche. A version of the Hercules with a Vac-u-lock hole in flesh is now in stock at FmachineFun, and Ian thought it would be nice to hear my thoughts on it.
So as you can imagine, I was delighted to be able to review this behemoth of a dildo, and I was even more surprised when I got to see its fantastic colours when it arrived. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Hercules Dildo.
I was very keen to try it out as to be honest it looked the perfect size for me to experiment with some anal fun on one of my Fucking Machines and by hand of course. To be honest I don't usually go in for a lot of anal play and because of that I can't take the larger sized butt plugs and so for me the size of the Peg looks perfect.
"It was really comfortable to insert, some anal toys that I have used really stretch me and that is quite uncomfortable but this feels just like a finger and it is nice, very nice in fact."
This slimline silicone bum pleaser was a joy to use and as with the Adam that I reviewed form Godemiche its quality is first class.
I have heard a lot of very good things about new kids on the block, Godemiche and decided that I had to get one of their hand made silicone dildos in to review. I placed an order for an ADAM-Bi Pearlescent and also a special edition Qube to give away in my 1st Year Blogiversary Competition. I was delighted that when they heard about my competition they added an extra, special edition dildo to the order free of charge together with some other products for me to review - how nice of them is that?
Niceness aside though that won't affect the outcome of this review as every toy that I test stands or falls on its own merit. I have heard some very good things about the Adam dildo but can it really be all that it's made out to be? Well read on to find out what I thought of it.
"ADAM felt great by hand but on a Fucking Machine it takes orgasmic delights to a whole new level. After my first session with him on the Shockspot I lost count of my orgasms and afterwards (once I regained the ability to use my legs) I felt like raising him over my head like a trophy and doing a victory lap of the bedroom."
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