Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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Recent Reviews & Articles

February 15, 2020

Sinful Sunday Week 462

Week 462 and this week's pic is called 'Reflections' It's all about the picture, and this one features a naughty image of my lovely submisive in a local swingers club in their mirrored room. I love this pic and the reflections fascinate me. We are delighted with the results, and we hope you like it too. It was the start of a very fun session. "Mirror,…
February 13, 2020

Hismith Remote Controlled Premium Sex Machine with Free Silicone Dildo and Portable Bag New Edition Fucking Machine

I think I have found my new favourite fucking machine When HiSmith got in touch to tell me that they were sending one of their premium fucking machines to review, you can understand me grinning like a Cheshire Cat for a while. I have seen their machines in action at various trade shows and was keen to see how one of their top machines would perform. "I have…
February 12, 2020

Estim Study Confirms Simple Nerve Stimulation May Improve Sexual Response in Women

It's good to see a study confirming that e-stim can have positive benefits for treating sexual dysfunction in women I have been "having sex with electrons" for about four years, and it has changed my sex life for the better. I discovered it by accident but love how nuanced the sensations can be, and how many ways there are of playing. I have long assumed,…

Joanne's Office/Studio, A Quick Update

Feb 07, 2020 Blog
I have settled on my choice of office space and now need to move in Well, I have finally settled on my new office/studio. I will be based in Derby in the midlands, and after looking over several options I have decided on a ground floor office (suitable for my…

John Thomas® Billy Bunter Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

Feb 07, 2020 Dildos
Don't be bullied by this lovely silicone didlo, put it in its place ;-) You can imagine my excitement when yet another delivery arrived from John Thomas Toys. I was sent another lovely set of lovely silicone dicks for me to use and abuse, all in the name of…

Saving Money When Buying Sex Toys

Feb 06, 2020 Articles
Check out this quick and easy way to save some cash This article contains affiliate links, but the title isn't clickbait, you really can save money when shopping for sex toys. We could all do with saving money when we shop. Who wouldn't fancy a problem-free…

Guest Post - Thoughts About Humiliation Play And Watersports : Dom Signs

Feb 06, 2020 Blog
Guest Post I am delighted to be able to introduce Signs from Dom Signs,I am a tech geek, a Dom and an old guy who blogs at I also own and run a place you can submit your best writing on a wide variety of adult…

Love Jelly Sensual Bath Time Fun Review

Feb 06, 2020 Other Reviews
Who would have thought that bathing in Jelly could be so much fun If you are like me, you will enjoy your time soaking in the bath. Lounging in a tub full of hot water feels so relaxing, and it usually ends up with me getting horny and enjoying some wet and…

Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Men & Women, KlicLok System

Feb 06, 2020 Sex & Fucking Machines
An adaptor kit with vagina and penis owners in mind Hismith has been rocking the boat in the world of fucking machines. They have come up with some very lovely designs with great features and fantastic performance. So, in December, when I received a package…

5 Tips When Buying A Sex Machine

Jan 31, 2020 Guest Posts
Follow these points to make sure you buy the right machine A sex machine can add a lot of fun to how you choose to get your sexual gratification. At their core, they’re just machines that can have a dildo attached and then thrust back and forth at your…

New E-stim Remote From E-Stim Systems

Jan 24, 2020 E-Stim
2020 sees a new year and a new E-Stim Control Box from E-Stim Systems and it's a cracker Imagine my surprise when just before Christmas the doorbell rang, and I accepted a surprise package from E-Stim Systems - woohoo! They had sent me one of their brand new…

We-Vibe Moxie Wearable Vibrator

Jan 22, 2020 Vibrators
A wearable panty vibe from We-Vibe that has lots of great features I love reviewing new toys and was thrilled when we were given a We-Vibe Moxie vibrator at Erofame. We were asked to try it and review it, and of course, that is what we enjoy doing. "When out…

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