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System JO has produced a Candy Shop range of three flavoured lubes that smell and taste delightful.
"While it is suitable for penetrative fun, it really comes into its own when you use it for foreplay and oral pleasure. When using it this way you can really enjoy the blend and its features."
Joanne
I have enjoyed reviewing one of their Butterscotch flavoured lubes for Harmony in London.
So with a bottle of flavoured lube and my Stunt Cock on hand, it was time to put to the test. So, read on to find out what we both thought of this flavoured lube.
Oral sex is one of my all-time favourite sex acts, there is something about it that really gets me horny, and I just love performing it and also receiving it of course.
I was delighted then when Meo.de asked me to review their range of Cock Candy oral sex flavoured lubes
"Between the work of sub'r' and my own oral administrations, we have thoroughly tested all five flavours, and Stunt Cock is one satisfied reviewer. It's a hard life for him, but he always 'rises' to any new challenge that I throw at him."
Joanne
They sent me their value pack which contains five flavoured lubes in a handy toilet/flight bag free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
I have spent a few weeks in conjunction with sub'r' really putting these flavours to the test, and my Stunt Cock has really enjoyed the attention. So what do we think of these flavoured lubes from Meo?
If you are anything like me, you will enjoy a pleasant sensual massage. I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra gave me the chance to review a bottle of Amoremeo Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for meo.de.
This is the second flavour of the Meo massage gel that I have reviewed, I really liked the Vanilla one and looked forward to putting this one to the test as well. Any excuse for a gentle massage.
My partner enjoyed using it on me especially licking and sucking it off my nipples after spending a lot of time massaging my breasts (kinky bugger). I must admit that I did enjoy that though and he commented on the sweet taste. It would, therefore, make an ideal foreplay activity. It has me curious to try some of the other gel products from Meo.de like their oral sex lubes.
Joanne
My Stuntcock and I had lots of fun using it on each other, and while the details would be fun to go into, I am just going to summarise the massage gel here. I am sure you can use your imagination for the rest of it. So is this a massage gel that hits the spot or is it something to be avoided?
Massages are a really sensual way to give and receive pleasure. Who doesn't like them? I know that I love them and so I was delighted when I got the chance to review the AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel for Cara as part of her pleasure Panel for Meo.de.
This massage gel is actually available in two flavours and these being Vanilla which is the one that I am reviewing and Salted Caramel. The Caramel one sounds so nice that I will have to try to get one of those in to review as well.
It's very easy to dispense using the pump on the bottle and I proceeded to rub my hands together to spread it around and to warm it up before starting to give a massage. This is where you really notice the Vanilla smell and it soon fills the room. This sets a nice warm relaxing atmosphere for events and I liked that.
Joanne
I really enjoyed getting to know it by using it on my Stunt Cock and having him use it on me too. Any excuse for a massage, so what did I think of it then?
I thought that this lube was too good to be true as it has many plus points such as being Paraben and Propylene free which makes it very vagina friendly and I had heard that it really did taste great, so it really had a lot to live up to as far as I was concerned.
So did it live up to my high expectations - read on to find out.
I was sent the Sliquid Swirl Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
The real surprise for me was not only the taste but the smell too. It smells wonderfully fruity, and tastes just like strawberries and pomegranate, but it’s not an overpowering flavour. So no cringing at the taste during fun play (that’s as long as you like fruit ;-) )