Some things in life make you ponder; they make you sit there, thinking for quite some time. The Electro Speculum from E-Stim Systems is one of those things.
Ever since I laid eyes on one for the first time, it both worried, frightened and intrigued me in equal proportions.
"The large surface areas of the electrode surfaces mean smooth sensations, it felt like pins and needles deep inside me in a pleasant way. I didn't get the ghost fucking sensation, but that was probably because of being held rigidly open by cold hard steel."Joanne
I have never met another woman who doesn't say that they hate internal exams. I guess some (like me) put on a persona of hating them though. Secretly, I get a bit of a kick out of having someone see inside me — having them look, touch and tease my most intimate areas.
So, after lots of deliberation, I decided to buy myself one of these medical/e-stim cross over devices from E-Stim Systems to satisfy my kinky curiosity.
Every so often I come across a product that makes me take a step back and think what a great idea and this is one of those products. Meo has sent me a pack of Fetish Pads to review, and I have had a lot of fun doing so. Even venturing into the world of Youtube again to do a short video about them.
So what are they? In essence, think of a product that you can place under you to absorb unwanted liquids during play. Fetish Pads are something that will protect your bedding or playspace from stains and damp.
"They are ideal for squirters as you can go with the flow, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to be washing the bedding after your primaeval orgasms."Joanne
Reviewing this product meant getting messy and that was a lot of fun in itself. It was also nice to be able to let myself go and enjoy some serious squirting sessions.
So let me tell you what this product is for and why I had so much fun with it.
If it does then you are in good company as I have a thing about lipstick as well. I find it a huge turn on, both wearing it and also the process of applying it especially in front of others.
You may think that you are alone in this fetish but I am happy to tell you that you are not. There is a thriving lipstick fetish community online on websites such as lipstickfetish.org #NSFW
Personally, I love to slowly apply or touch up my lipstick in public. Knowing that guys are looking whilst trying not to appear to be doing so is a big turn on for me. Lots of other women also share this little kink. Why do you think we do it in public so often?
This has been one of my kinks since I was old enough to use lipstick and to see the effect it had on men. My partner loves seeing me with creamy lipstick on and it can lead to lots of fun and games.
I like lipsticks and also wearing lipgloss, I love the shiny effect that comes with lipgloss and it emphasises the shape and curves of my lips.
I actually prefer to wear greasy lipsticks as opposed to the ones designed to stay put all day. I want my lipstick to smear when I kiss.
I also love leaving rings around a hard cock when I go down on it. There is something incredibly kinky about "leaving lipstick on a dipstick". It shows you just how far you have taken it and it's then lots of fun to energetically smear it down the shaft during the course of the BJ.
What isn't there to like about lipstick. When I was courting I would always seal my letters with a kiss literally. So that my partner knew that it was a steamy kinky letter designed to induce a nice boner and they did.
I love making lipstick prints on tissues, envelopes and even my own breasts - kinky bugger. Can you tell I like lippy yet?
Now if you love lipstick or watching vagina or penis owners applying it and then smudging it off then you have a whole internet full of porn to jack or jill off to. The prevalence of lipstick themed porn is amazing, just go to one of the porn tube sites and enter "lipstick" into the search box to see what I mean. When I just googled "lipstick porn" I got 10,500,000 sites and that's a lot of porn.
So why is lipstick such a turn on? Well, it draws attention to the lips and this area of the face in most societies is a focal point for sexual arousal as are the breasts and buttocks.
Shiny lips are a sign of healthy lips and red especially is a colour associated with arousal as blood is pumping. Shiny and red, well I guess you can see where I am going.
But don't just assume that it's just red lipstick that lipstick fetishists love, oh no, we enjoy all of the colours under the rainbow and each looks amazing on a set of lips.
I have to admit to having a girl crush on Padmé Amidala in Star Wars simply due to her amazing use of lipstick
I use Twitter a lot and you can view lots of lipstick pictures there under the hashtag #LipstickFetish but be warned some will be very much #NSFW.
Well, I hope that you have enjoyed these pictures, they are indeed my own lips. If you have a lipstick fetish then remember that you are not alone, leave me a quick message in the comments form below.
I am just off to go and top up my lippy. Have fun xxx.
I am starting to develop quite a collection of BDSM equipment and when visiting a club or dungeon I usually face the problem of what to take and how to get it there. This is a problem for most traveling kinksters and you usually end up using a small bag or suitcase and this is neither practical or efficient. All of your equipment like floggers and ropes get mixed together and you then have to sort them out.
Victoria runs this great company and she manufactures all of her wares in house offering bespoke services for great rates. Her site is full of the finest BDSM wares and as soon as I saw the pocket focussed BDSM kit bag I immediately bought myself one as it would be the answer to my kit problems.
This kit bag is the answer to our BDSM kit problems, it is such a great design and with so many options there will be one to suit most kinksters.Joanne
My kit bag was hand-made to order and I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive, from placing my order (together with two other custom items) the bag arrived in a week and a half which is pretty amazing. So, by now you will have worked out already that I love this kit bag so let me show you why it's just so good.
Now Uberkinky are one of my favourite UK sex toy retailers and one day I hope to be able to review products for them in an official capacity but until that day I will keep ordering some of their incredibly kinky wares and enjoying them immensely. They have some extremely kinky products and have a great reputation for customer care and support.
Now mention a Speculum to most women and it will have them cringing with memories of uncomfortable and highly emabarrassing internal examinations at the doctors but it doesn't have to be like that.
Imagine having your partner doing the exam or using it yourself with a mirror for explore your own body and you will soon see what it is that made me order one to have some fun with.
Why would you want to use a Speculum on yourself? Well I can think of a few reasons for doing so, firstly it will allow you to have a look inside yourself at something few people have seen. Secondly it allows you to have some pretty wild medical fetish sessions using it for doctors and nurses role play.
So can using a Speculum be pleasurable and stimulating? You will have to read on to find out...
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