I must be getting kinky in my old age. No let me rephrase that - I am definitely getting kinky in my old age. I love a bit of tie tease and when Bondage Bunnies got in touch with me asking if I could review a product for them I jumped at the chance. Everyone needs a bit of kink in their lives. I love to experiment with light BDSM and let's face it who wouldn't want the opportunity to play with some kinky restraints to heighten the sexual atmosphere when playing with their partner? Don't all shout at once.
Bondage Bunnies sent me their "Bound To Tease Ankle Restraints" in exchange for a fair and factual review and I immediately got to work coming up with imaginative scenarios where they could be put to the test as I was determined to really have some fun with them prior to writing up my thoughts.
As can probably be predicted I have used them with my fucking machines and it was amazing to have my ankles restrained so that I couldn't move my legs with the exception of being able to wriggle around as the machine did its best to prove that it had more staying power than I have.
First impressions are very good as they look really, really nice but how do they perform when put to the test - read on to find out.
I have heard a lot about Tails and Portholes and their creations and I had to get myself one to review. I bought myself a pre made Male Nereid Dildo from their store in a stunning combination of black and glow in the dark green. This is one toy that can really lighten up a dreary dark evening.
Tails and Portholes is run by Brandie Harris and she's a fully fledged mermaid who makes her own range of accessories out of silicone. It didn't take her long to come up with the idea of a Mer-folk themed dildo and so the Nereid was conceived.
As I started to fuck myself with it I could really feel the head of the toy rubbing on my G-spot and this coupled with the sensations caused by the scales had me getting very excited very quickly.
Now the Nereid looks stunning but does it do the job or is it as useless as a fish out of water? Read on to find out....
I am a passionate fan of Bad-Dragon and their quirky, kinky and simply stunning fantasy dildos and masturbators. I was hooked the moment I first saw and tried my Elden The Faerie Dragon Dildo and have just added Flint The Uncut Studded Dragon Dildo to my collection. This is the first toy that I have that has a cumtube fitted and this allows for glorious creampie fun.
Just filling it with cumlube and priming it for use really gets my juices flowing and when you squeeze the dildo you can watch the cum run out of it, simply rub it all over the dildos shaft and you are ready to go.
I ordered a Medium and it is huge, I wished that I had paid more attention to the size chart as I can only get half of this dildo inside my pussy. I would love to be able to take it all - then again I love a good challenge so I'll see what I can do with some practice.
As usual Bad Dragon surpass themselves, in terms of both attention to detail and customer service. This dildo is a work of art, I just wish I could get away with giving it pride of place in the middle of my mantlepiece but alas, I think that course of action may raise just too many questions when I have guests.
Bad Dragon have an option on their dildos to have a CumTube fitted and this allows for some pretty intense Creampie fun and games as your dildo can actually be made to ejaculate inside you when you are ready for it. I personally love the feeling of a cock or dildo unloading deep inside me as I push myself over the edge into a powerful orgasm almost as much as I enjoy the sticky wet feeling as a cock or toy is withdrawn from me and it all trickles back out.
Cum Lube is a waterbased lubricant that looks and feels just like the real sticky stuff and it is a lot of fun to play with. It even has a slight salty taste to it (I'd best not get into how I know that LOL).
I was a total mess when I pulled the dildo out and it seemed to not stop running out of me. I ended up rubbing it into my clit and scooping it up and rubbing it into my breasts and nipples until I came again.
If you order a Bad Dragon dildo with a cum tube you get a 250ml bottle of Cum Lube along with a sealed syringe (no sharp needle though thankfully) and the syringe fits the cum tube perfectly. You simply put as much of the Cum Lube into the syringe that you want and then attach the cum tube.
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