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E-StimRead moreI will be attending Eroticon 2019 - decision made. I almost got there in 2018 until I had a bad fall just prior to it and I ended up in hospital for a week with bad head injuries.
Next year will be different, I will get to Eroticon to meet all of the amazing attendees. It will again take a lot of planning though as for me this will be a huge task, just getting there and getting around are issues due to my disabilities.
I will probably need to use my wheelchair to get about and that is something that I hate. My disabilities mean that I can't spend a long time on my feet and walking can be a real issue for me and so using my wheelchair will mean I will be experiencing the all too common feeling of in some way being inferior to everyone else. I know that is a daft thing to say but just try sitting in a wheelchair and check out the looks you get when trying to talk to people.
I am determined to go though for a number of reasons and these all revolve around this blog. I'm in awe of so many amazing men and women who put their all online in their sex related blogs for the betterment of all and I hope to meet so many of them there. I also can't wait to be educated in all things sex blogging related and to network like I have never networked before in order to allow me to grow my blog and to hopefully help others enjoy their sex lives.
The biggest problem with attending for me as with most other bloggers will be the cost. When I factor in just the costs of the tickets, then accomodation, transportation and the cost of socialising it will mean that attending will carry a large price tag.
With Eroticon 2018 just a few weeks away everyone is finalising their plans. I am both nervous and excited to be going and meeting up with so many of the people I idolise.
I am going for the full weekend and should be able to attend the meet and greet on Friday evening. I have met some people going before, but most will be new to me. I will be easy to spot in my wheelchair (I wonder if I should fit bullhorns to the front). I am not wheelchair bound but will need the help of one over the course of the day (it's a long story).
Everyone going is encouraged to post a short virtual meet and greet post, and this is mine. Hopefully, anyone going will be able to glean a little bit of information about me from it long before we meet. If you go to the main Eroticon website, you can view links to everyone else's posts. So without further ado, here we go...
Joanne (I will be accompanied by my StuntCock or Ian as he is also known)
Firstly getting through my considerable nerves at meeting so many amazing people.
I want to up my game and hope that the talks and presentations will both inspire me and point me in the right direction.
I am also really, really looking forward to all of the bloggers and companies that I regularly interact with online. It will be so nice to put faces to the names. I will be in a state of constant awe I think.
I will be attending as many of the workshops and talks that I can as long as my body holds out. I will be gleaming as much advice as I can from the other attendees and probably be causing mischief along the way.
Aha - Take On Me, it brings back many happy memories when I was fitter and loving life to the full. I love the video as well.
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I wanted to be a teacher or a vet. I still love kids and animals but had to give up my dream of teaching when my health took a turn for the worst.
Ooooh now, that could reveal a kinky side. I think I would have to admit that the weirdest place I have gotten up to some mischief was in the lift in the Crewe train station in the middle of the night. I had amazing sex over a suitcase trolley LOL.
I speak a little German.
I regularly use a laser engraver.
I have four suitcases full of sex toys.
everyone to have an amazing Eroticon weekend.
Check out the rest of the virtual meet and greets on the Eroticon website.I will be attending Eroticon 2018 - decision made. It took quite a bit of thought though as for me this will be a huge task, just getting there and getting around are issues due to my disabilities.
I will probably need to use my wheelchair to get about and that is something that I hate. My disabilities mean that I can't spend a long time on my feet and walking can be a real issue for me and so using my wheelchair will mean I will be experiencing the all too common feeling of in some way being inferior to everyone else. I know that is a daft thing to say but just try sitting in a wheelchair and check out the looks you get when trying to talk to people.
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The biggest problem with attending for me as with most other bloggers will be the cost. When I factor in just the costs of the tickets, then accomodation, transportation and the cost of socialising it will mean that attending will carry a large price tag.