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The Goo Plate From The Lodbrock Schlossmeister Collection

Serious BDSM fun from Lodbrock

It isn't often that I get asked to review dungeon equipment, and so you can understand why I got so excited when Lodbrock got in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Goo Plate.

I relished the thought of putting it through its paces as it looked so kinky on their site. I even booked a dungeon to use it in with the lovely sub'r' to put it through its paces.

"It was fantastic watching sub'r' struggling as I forced orgasm after orgasm out of her and she was almost in tears when she was eventually let out for a break. She loved the feeling of utter helplessness when locked into the Goo Plate."

Joanne

We had a lot of fun reviewing it, and it is one of those old-school BDSM pieces of equipment that just makes my face light up.

So let you tell you all about the Goo Plate and just how much fun it can be.

I Want To Open An Inclusive Dungeon

Because dungeon fun should be available to everyone

I love visiting dungeons for kinky BDSM fun and games but often when looking for new ones I simply can't use some due to their design and lack of facilities for diabled folks. That got me thinking, why aren't their disabled friendly dungeons in the marketplace?

How hard can it be to think about inclusivity when designing and creating adungeon?

Well I don't think it's actually that hard to go the extra mile to make a dungeon a disabled friendly environment. Most dungeons are vistied by couples of all sexes and so a disabled kinkster would probably be accompanied by a helper or partner who can play with them within their boundaries. But disabled kinksters need a play environment with enough room to move around if in a wheel chair. Ablution facilities designed to cater for all, maybe hoists and lifting equipmnet as well as easy access on level ground. A dungeon would also have to be at ground level and flat for obvious reasons.

I'm now seriously looking into opening such a facility and whilst currently in the planning phase, I am so fired up about the project that I just have to shout about it from the rooftops.

So what do I want to create? Well I want to create a facility that will cater for all and will be especially usefull for disabled kinksters who will probably have no other option to experience some dungeon BDSM fun and games.

I want to include the following:

  • Fully equiped dungeon with the usual equipment
  • Disabled toilets
  • Wetroom
  • Clinic Room
  • Nursery
  • Fucking machines and a Sybian
  • Kitchen with refreshments

I want to provide an exciting environment where vistors can live out their fantasies safely and with top of the range equipment. The biggest hurdle as you can imagine will be the costs involved with tackling a project like this with the usual sorts of avenues of business funding being unavailable. Banks tend to shy away from anything kink or sex related and so I am currently trying to figure out how to get a project like this off the ground but it won't be easy.

I do believe though that it is a facility that is needed and will pull out all the stops to get it off the ground. If anyone wants to donate anything towards the project then my PayPal e-mail address is admin{at}sexmachinereviews.co.uk

I will keep everyone abreast of the project as it evolves here.

All donations will be gratefully received
My Bitcoin Address: 1NtBsUz8kaSxLjgby4zQHNGa7J1NMP3G1n

Her First Dungeon Session - Erotic Fiction

She places herself into his hands in a dungeon for a day of firsts

This follows on from The Cinema Date

It had been a week since she last saw her new Master in the cinema and she was both nervous and excited. Today was the day that she would have her first BDSM session.

She also planned on surrendering her virginity to her Master. It felt right to do so but the thought of losing her virginity both scared her and also turned her on like nothing else.

She approached the bus stop on a very cold January day with the wind biting into her face. Her nerves made her feet feel as though she was wearing lead boots but she wanted this, she needed it. Just as she arrived at the bus stop his car came to a stop beside her – “Thank god I am not late for my Master” she thought.

She opened the passenger door, took a deep breath and stepped inside fastening her seatbelt as her Master greeted her. The moment she heard his authoritative voice her nerves melted away. This was it, this was the day she had fantasised about for so many years.

The journey to the dungeon took about an hour and they chatted on the way. Her Master imparting words of wisdom that she soaked up. As they got closer she could feel the tell-tale indications that her nerves were getting the better of her.

When they pulled up outside the dungeon and then entered she couldn’t control her nerves anymore. She actually started trembling. Yes, it was cold in the dungeon and the heaters had only just been put on but this wasn’t just the cold it was her nerves getting the most of her.

TP Dungeon Hire - Private Fetish Play Space & Studio

Experience a full on dungeon experience for less than you think

The books and films in the 50 Shades of Grey franchise have awakened everyone to the delights of some BDSM play. People who have never even given that sort of play a second thought are now trying it out and enjoying it. What do you do though once you're bored of simple tie tease games in the bedroom?

You visit a dungeon that's what. In a Dungeon you can let your imagination go wild. You can enjoy yourself with a range of equipment and restraints to cater for even the kinkiest mind. The UK has a huge network of dungeons catering for this growth in kinky play. This review is of one of them in the Midlands.

This is what we call our local, even though it is an hour and half's drive away from home. It's the dungeon that we keep going back to because of the amazing owners and their superb facilities.

Stunt Cock

This review will be about TP Dungeon Studios in Cannock. A gem of a facility tucked away in very bland surroundings. It looks like any other business unit on the outside. But step inside and, well let's just say that your eyes will open wide and a huge smile will creep onto your face. Let me introduce you to my regular dungeon, a dungeon where I have lots of very interesting and hot memories.

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