Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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October 10, 2019

Erofame 2019 - Day 2 Pounding The Boards And Making New Friends

Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are bang in the middle of it After a lovely evening and a good nights sleep, it was on to day 2 of Erofame over in Hannover in Germany. Our first day saw us visiting companies that we love and have worked with in the past to catch up with new developments and product releases. We had decided that day two…
October 09, 2019

Erofame 2019 - Day 1 Checking In With Old Friends

Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are in the middle of it After a hearty breakfast Stunt Cock and sub'r' set off on the short journey (over the road) from their hotel to Erofame. But before I tell you all about this fantastic show let me tell you how much fun we had getting here. As with last year, the gods had smiled upon us, and we had a…
October 06, 2019

ElectroWhisker Monopole Estim Electrode From E-Stim Systems

Super sexy tingly skin play fun with this fun electrode Now it is no secret that I adore my electrostimulation play. Since being introduced to it four years ago, I have learnt so much about this kinky way of achieving hands-free orgasms. I have reviewed numerous control boxes and electrodes over the time I have been playing with electrons. "One set up I…
October 01, 2019

Rhea Silicone Dildo From Ylva And Dite

A dildo with sublime texture and changes in girth that feels amazing Woohoo! I have found another fantastic purveyor of silicone pleasure stick (dildos) that produces some fabulous creations. I have been fortunate to have been able to recently run a competition to win one of their fantastic creations, the Silicone Anteros Dildo. "Slowly thrusting with the…
September 30, 2019

Best Sex and Fucking Machines In My Opinion

Check out these fantastic sex machines Guest Post Amy Amy started out webcam modeling and now tries to give something back to the community. She writes guides and educational articles on her own site and others.
September 29, 2019

Deviant Designs - Kink Personified

Deviant Designs focusses on kink and BDSM related projects that are amazing I have been following a fabulous twitter account for what seems like ages, and I wanted to share some information about the fantastic Deviant Designs. Now anyone who reads my blog knows that I enjoy my BDSM and kink play, especially where e-stim is involved. Deviant Designs as the…

Sinful Sunday Week 442

Sep 29, 2019 Sinful Sunday
Week 442 and this week's pic features outdoor nudity It's all about the picture, and this one features a naughty image of my submisive naked in a carpark in the middle of the day. Her pierced nipples looked so good that I couldn't resist clamping one of them…

So Divine Black Juju Dual Density Silicone Dildo Review

Sep 28, 2019 Dildos
Another fine creation from So Divine I love my So Divine sex toys. So I was delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would review their new Black Juju real feel silicone dildo for them. Result, I love silicone dildos for the reasons stated later…

Checking Out E-Stim Systems HQ In Watford

Sep 24, 2019 Blog
Walking around E-Stim Systems HQ is an e-stim lovers dream come true I have reviewed so much kit from E-Stim Systems and have always thought very highly of them. This is for several reasons, but the main ones are because of their exceptionally high-quality…

The Decimator - The Worlds Largest E-Stim Butt Plug Electrode

Sep 14, 2019 Blog
This is a serious butt plug electrode for serious players E-stim electrodes come in all shapes and sizes from the humble self-adhesive monopole pad style electrode to DIY creations and of course commercial bi, tri or even quad-pole electrodes. They come in…

So Divine Sensual Kegel Ball Training Set

Sep 12, 2019 Other Reviews
Kegel balls can be a lot of fun, using them can have great benefits to your sex life Who would turn down the opportunity to improve their sexual performance and tackle some lady issues often present in later life? I know I love a challenge, especially when it…

This Is Not A Vagina, It Is A Vulva

Sep 10, 2019 Blog
Do you know the difference between a vagina and a vulva? The word vagina is commonly used to describe what is in the picture below. But it is being used incorrectly as what you can see is a lot of vulva not vaginas. "It’s not vulgar, it’s vulva! This isn’t…