I was delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch to ask me if I want to review the latest iteration of their incredibly popular Pulse guybrator line, the Pulse Duo Lux.
"I was soon being edged by Stunt Cock (the tease). So in reply to this I hit the boost button sending the pulse plate into overdrive, he did the same, and I soon felt him tense as warm cum shot across my belly."Joanne
I was keen to see how this new creation in the Pulse line would fare. It is always hard to come up with couples sex toys that perform as well in the bedroom as they do on the drawing board.
So let me tell you all about the Pulse Duo Lux, read on to hear about our experiences with it.
I was therefore excited, to say the least when Satisfyer got in touch asking me if I could review two new vibrators for them.
"While the motors in the legs are not for me, they are quite powerful and will be ideal for anyone who likes buzzier style stimulations."Joanne
Fast forward a week and a package arrived in the post, and I was delighted to find two new sex toys inside.
I was a little confused however as they looked pretty similar in both their features and settings. The only real differences at first glance were the colours, pink and blue. My heart sank as my first thoughts were "no, please don't say they are gendered male and female sex toys".
I was delighted when Lovely got in touch with me before Erofame asking if I would review their new toy the Lovely2.0 for them.
Always up for a challenge and an insight into a new sex toy, I agreed of course, and they told me one would be dispatched when they were finally ready.
"The lovely 2.0 has a really nice shape, and I love the textured ridges on the front of it. These provide some excellent clitoral stimulation when thrusting and they line up perfectly with me. The ridges feel lovely gliding over my clitoris."Joanne
I was therefore absolutely thrilled when one arrived in the post, and I got to see what all the fuss was about. I don't usually get on with app based vibrators, I mean why mess your phones screen up with lube and vagoo? However, the Lovely 2.0 has made me seriously re-evaluate those thoughts, have I finally found a great app based sex toy? Read on to find out.
I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.
Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.
"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."Joanne
They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.
It seems like Satisfyer just keeps creating new sex toys to keep me on my toes and they asked if I would be interested in reviewing a couples sex toy called the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples. I loved the concept of a couples vibrator that also uses their airwave technology, and so I jumped at the chance.
This is one of their latest batch of sex toys that they sent me to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.
I am not sure if it is just in my mind, but I feel that with it inside me the sensations against my g-spot are increased. That may just be the effect the vibrations have on me internally coupled with the 'tightening' effect.Joanne
So I think I should say a quick word about "how" this is a couples sex toy. Unlike the Pulse III Duo that I reviewed this couples toy has an insertable vibrating element coupled with an external clitoral suction wave stimulator. In that regards, I can't really compare the two toys, and I was looking forward to giving this one a thorough testing.
My Stunt Cock obviously relished the chance to test a couples toy with me (I did not doubt that he would to be honest). So how did we get on and what are my thoughts on it?
Hi, Stunt Cock here and Joanne has dragged me in again to write another male orientated sex toy review for her as let's face it she lacks something in the trouser department for the job. We were sent this new guybrator by Hot Octopuss, and I have to admit to almost doing backflips when I found out that this was one the way.
You see, the Pulse III Duo is one of my all-time favourite sex toys. The sensation that it delivers to my happy chap is incredible, and it never fails to bring me off quickly and very enjoyably.
I have the Pocket Pulse Remote version, and it comes with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner for some teasing fun. Teasing can be lots of fun and Joanne has a habit of pinching the remote and edging me by turning down the power just as I am about to come.Stunt Cock
I was keen then to see how the Pocket Pulse would perform as the Pulse III Duo is fantastic.
I can honestly say that I have enjoyed doing the 'background work' for this review so without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Pocket Pulse Remote.
I have been following the Pulse masturbator from Hot Octopuss in London for ages and have really enjoyed reading the thoughts and opinions of some of my favourite reviewers on the subject. I have also watched as Hot Octopuss have hoisted on board all negative feedback to continually improve their products. As its name suggests the Pulse III Duo is the third generation of this well appointed male masturbator or guybrator.
Two great reviews that I enjoyed were the ones written by Dr. Emmeline Peaches and also by The Big Gay Review. Both of these reviews sum this toy up succinctly and I was determined to get one in to review as well as it had really piqued my interest. It would be nice to be able to review another male masturbator and as this is a couples toy I could get in the action with my 'Stunt Cock' to really get to know it to see if it worked for both of us.
Hot Octopuss were absolute darlings and agreed to send me one to review and I couldn't wait to see if it lived up to all of the hype. Would it work for both of us, for one or neither? We were very keen to find out.
I really like the way that this sextoy can be used with your partner and its adds a whole new dimension to foreplay before the main event.Joanne
So read on to see what we thought about this ingenious little guybrator.
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