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Grind your worries away on the Scorpion Sex Grinder Mr Hankeys Toys produces fantastic, detailed...
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Kinky Cobra is a fantasy dildo with amazing textures Mr Hankeys Toys produces some fantastic dild...
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John's Tackle is certainly a filling choice for any orifice to enjoy John Thomas Toys (JTT for sh...
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It's always best practice to keep the landlord happy John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) produces a ...
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I welcome the rise of the machines When Mr Hankeys Toys asked if I would like to review some of t...
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A fantasy dildo with some fantastic textures I have reviewed dildos for mrhankeystoys.com in the ...
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Finally - The perfect solution for playing with large dildos I always get excited when John Thoma...
Leviathan Silicone Dildo From John Thoma…
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Leviathan is perfect for deep play with lots of textures I really enjoy reviewing good quality se...
Graveyard Ghoul Silicone Dildo From John Thomas Toys
A stunning and creepy silicone dildo that will grab your attention John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if I would like to review their latest designs. JTT manufacture some fantastic…
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Chunksta Silicone Stretcher Dildo From John Thomas Toys
Chunksta by name Chunksta by nature, this one is a real squeeze John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me their latest designs. After agreeing, I knew…
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Colon Balls Platinum Silicone Depth Trainer
Colon Balls is a challenge not for the faint hearted John Thomas Toys (JTT) sent me several boxes of their new designs. I was unsure what was in each individual box…
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Stanmore Trainer Silicone Depth Trainer Review
Stanmore Trainer gives a gently expanding stretch as you take more and more John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) manufactures quality dildos, depth play toys and stretchers. They have a choice…
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Mick's Prick Dildo From John Thomas Toys
Mick certainly knows how to fill a waiting hole John Thomas Toys asked if I would review another of their latest designs. Since I had finished reviewing the other items they…
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PinkPunch Peachu Sucking Vibrator Review
Peachu gave my clitoris a trip to remember Hi, it's sub 'r' here. As you know, I love the more unusual toys, so when Joanne asked if I was interested in…
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The Tremblr Will Leave You Totally Dry You can imagine my delight when I was approached by Ian from...
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The Venus Litterally Sucks You Dry I love SexTech and I am delighted that I have managed to get m...
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Nova The Breeder - Creampie Dildo Fun I received a Bad Dragon Nova the Breeder dildo for Christmas ...
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Renting a Sybian Sex Machine I have to state that I don’t yet own a Sybian (but it is high on my ...
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The Sybian Riders Guide
Getting the most bang for your buck with a Sybian The Sybian is a legend in its own right, for 30 years it has been providing hard orgasms to women all…
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Spanking Machine v.2 Review
Machine delivered corporal punishment I learned something new recently; spanking machines are a thing! I was delighted when the good people over at sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would…
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Best Male Milking Machines
The best machines for hands free orgasms, or, a posh wank I am often asked which is the best cock milking machines. I am going to tell you all about three…
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My First Visit To A Swingers Club
The night I popped my swingers club cherry at The Attic in Derby It was raining hard, and I was starting to regret my decision to visit a swingers club with…
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Erofame 2019 - Day 2 Pounding The Boards…
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Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are bang in the middle of it After a lovely e...
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The utimate padlock for BDSM play I just love the kinky things that are stocked by meo.de, and wh...
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Violet Wand play can be shockingly good fun Since I bought and reviewed an Electro Erotic Neon Wa...
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Safety equipment is key to safe, sane and consensual play Anyone who enjoys rope play or restrain...
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A power house to satisfy even the likes of Jeremy Clarkson I can be a bit of a geek sometimes, an...
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Week 410 and this week's pic got us all tied up in knots It's all about the picture, and this one...
Four Dragons Dildo From John Thomas Toys
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Cute, yet unapologetically intense, this dildo is fab John Thomas Toys (JTT) manufactures some fa...
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Image courtesy of Brianna. Welcome to Elust 156. Elust is the only place where the smartest an...
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Nipple Sticks From KinkCraft.co I was delighted when KinkCraft got in touch asking me if I wanted t...
Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine
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S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine
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E-stim Self-Adhesive Monopole Pad Electrode Safety
Important information to consider if you modify your electrodes I often use self-adhesive monopole pad electrodes when I stim; for me, it gives me a quick and easy way to wire…
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Guest Post - A Babygirl’s Thoughts About Rough Sex : Miss Doll
Guest Post I am delighted to be able to introduce the amazing Miss Doll from missdollreviews.wixsite.com/sextoyreviews. Miss Doll Adult copywriter, sex toy tester and sex positive blogger. After my classical studies…
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John Thomas® Toys BEASTLI Platinum Silicone Dildo Review
A texture lovers dream come true Well, it isn't often that I get approached by a completely new sex toy manufacturer that are producing the kind of dildos that I love…
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Serious Kit Electro SPT And V2K Conversion Kit (Or Pimp My Tremblr)
A guest review of some serious penis play kit I am delighted to bring you a guest review from RubberStimmer, a long time stimmer and rubber fetishist. I love hearing about…
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I love what I do, so let me tell you a bit about myself
I'm Joanne (Pronouns: She/Her) and welcome to my site.
I'm the writer, editor, re-editor, spelling corrector and creator of this, my little corner of the internet - sexmachinereviews.co.uk.
It's a blog that I hope will help people as I share my personal experiences with the products you see on this site. I'm very sexually liberated and have my kinks, but that wasn't always the case. My sexual tastes and experience have grown over time, and I now have a well-balanced view of my sexuality and enjoy pushing my boundaries.
One of the most significant kinks and loves I share on this site is my love of mechanical sex. Yes, I like sex and fucking machines together with e-stim, also known as electrosex.
I'm a married mother of two in her 40's ('cough', you aren't getting a closer number than that). I could, of course, be described as a 'Cougar' or 'MILF', and I would wear those labels with pride.
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