About Me
I love what I do so let me tell you a bit about myself
I'm Joanne and welcome to my site if you are new here. I am the writer, editor, re-editor, spelling corrector and creator of this my little corner of the internet - sexmachinereviews.co.uk.
It's a blog that I hope will actually help people as I share my personal experiences with the products you see on this site. I'm very sexually liberated and have my kinks, but that wasn't always the case. My sexual tastes and experience have grown over time, and I now have a well-balanced view of sexuality, and I enjoy exploring the fringes.
One of the most significant kinks and loves which I am sharing on this site is my love of mechanical sex. Yes, I like sex and fucking machines and electrosex'.
I am a married mother of two who is in her 40's (cough you aren't getting a closer number than that). I could, of course, be described as a 'Cougar' or 'MILF' and I would wear that label with pride.
In 2015 I decided to grab the bull by the horns and do something different with my spare time - hence this blog. I can't believe that it has now been running for three years. It has grown, and I have grown with it.
I had and still have no writing qualifications, or for that matter, web design experience and so this site was a very steep learning curve. I am glad that everyone has stuck with me though as today it is so much more than I ever could have wished for when I embarked on this project.
This is my first blog, but my sexual journey has been a long one indeed. I used to be a good girl, but now I love it a little kinky. I have had my ups and downs like everyone else, but every setback that I have encountered has made me stronger for it. The knocks I have endured over the years have also made me more determined to be open about my sexuality.
My body has also had its knocks and dinks over the years, and I struggle with mild arthritis in my hands and wrists. This is one of the reasons why I enjoy using e-stim equipment and sex machines so much - they are hands-free.
I often provide pretty graphic accounts of what I get up to while doing reviews, so they are not for the shy. But if I like something, I say so, and if I don't like something, then I will tell you why and that is important as while something might not work for me it may work for you. We are all different, and that is something to be celebrated.
I'm in absolute awe of some of the more prominent sex bloggers out there. I will continue to forge links and friendships with them as I progress along the long road that is ahead of me. I am fortunate now though to be in a position to help and mentor new bloggers, and I relish advising my peers when asked to do so.
What do I hope to achieve with this blog? Well, I hope to be able to help others expand their sexual knowledge and experiences. I also hope that along the road I can become a better person for having done so.
I love writing sex toy reviews and intend to highlight the excitement and enjoyment that sex and fucking machines and their dildos can bring to your sex life. As well as all sorts of other sex accessories and items of course.
I'm looking forward to any comments that I get so don't be shy, let me know what you think good and bad.
Oh and that's quite a likeness up there - just saying ;-)
Digital Art
I love drawing my little doodles on my computer, but I have elementary equipment which isn't ideal, and they take me a lot of time. That said though I get a lot of pleasure out of doing them and I hope to both improve my style and also my equipment over time to enable me to do more.
I love several drawing styles, and this picture is one that I did for a review of a set of bondage mittens, and they show sub'r' enjoying herself while wearing them.
Now What?
Want to check out the reviews? - Start by checking out my sitemap it will show you everything that I have written so far or try a quick search.
If you want to support me, please read my posts, leave me some comments, and if you are feeling really generous, you can of course buy me a coffee.
