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So amazing in fact that we had to get one in to review and so we bought the Allure Leather Cupless Buckle and Zip Corset for the lovely sub'r' for her dungeon sessions, and I have to say she looks delightful in it.
"This corset looks fantastic on sub'r', and it has the added benefit of making her feel so sexy and confident too. Having her breasts exposed means that from a BDSM standpoint lots of fun can be had with her nipples and with a little rope some breast binding can be enjoyed too."
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