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Show your true colours with these funky face masks

This is not my usual subject material for reviews, but I love these masks so much I had to do a review of them to help raise awareness of them. In this day and age, it pays to take your safety and that of others into your own hands.

As everyone will be well aware, 2020 has been a real "shit-show" so far, with the Coronavirus pandemic running free reign around the globe, we are all living in very worrying times.

"I think that I made a "Squeeeee" sound when I opened up the package and looked at each mask in turn. I cannot stress how happy I am with them, they not only look great, but they are very comfortable to wear too."

Joanne

One thing can be counted on though and that is the ineptitude of governments, coupled with the indignant and often herd mentality of some people. No doubt you can all remember the great loo roll shortage of 2020 with the stampedes to the toilet roll aisle in supermarkets. What was everyone thinking?

But I digress, we should all be taking precautions to keep ourselves and others safer in these worrying times. By simple measures like washing our hands more often, cleaning down surfaces and not touching our faces.

That last point brings me on to the subject of face masks. While some people argue about their effectiveness; you can't argue that they don't help to prevent you from touching around your mouth and nose inadvertently.

Another sexy little outfit from Honour.co.uk

I am delighted to be writing up another review for Honour. They stock the sexiest outfits and kinky attire, and it is always a pleasure to review something from their collection.

They asked us to review their PVC Maid To Serve Dress & Cap and of course I jumped at the chance to review another of their sexy outfits.

"She often gets asked where the dress came from and she loves saying Honour.co.uk as their reputation for kinky attire is second to none."

Joanne

My submissive, the lovely sub'r' has a thing for maids outfits as she just loves to serve and she looks so sexy in them. This is one of those reviews that is an absolute pleasure to write.

So, let me tell you all about this sexy little PVC maids outfit and shy we like it so much. On with the review.

A stunning short dress that oozes sex appeal

It's always nice to be able to review some kinky fetish clothing, and we don't do enough of it in my opinion. So, it was a delight when Honour.co.uk got in touch asking if we would review their PVC Discipline Dress for them.

PVC clothing just looks so sexy, with its figure-hugging nature and shiny looks. So, of course, we jumped at the chance to review this lovely piece of club wear.

"After one lovely paddling and caning session sub'r' commented on how nice the fabric felt on her red bum cheeks as she walked around the club afterwards. The inner cloth material rubbing against her flesh felt delightful."

Joanne

This is a stunning dress that positively oozes sexuality. It's also the perfect dress for anyone whether they be Dominant or submissive.

So let me tell you how much we enjoyed reviewing this dress and why sub'r' likes it so much.

This is one sexy little basque that sub'r' loves

Last December my Stunt Cock took our lovely submissive sub'r' to visit one of our all-time favourite shops, Latex, Leather & Lace for a birthday treat.

He treated her to this lovely looking basque that they had just got in stock and sub'r' fell in love with it immediately.

"The stitching and level of finish are excellent. Just turning it inside out and looking at one of the seams confirms that the manufacturer Nylon Dreams really know what they are doing."

Joanne

Hand made in the UK is something that you don't often hear any more but that is what this line of lingerie is and it scream quality, its stunning design just looks so sexy.

So, let me tell you about the Black Floral Lace Metal Boned 6 Strap Suspender Basque from Latex, Leather & Lace.

Getting them out has never felt so sexy

I was asked by Bijoux Indiscrets if I would be able to review a product for them and I must admit to having my doubts about reviewing clothing as it's not something I usually do. So as this is my first ever clothing review so please do bear with me. I don't usually agree to review sexy underwear or clothing, but when I laid eyes on the Maze Halter Bra Harness, I was blown away.

It appealed to my submissive side, and I loved the strappy look to it. It's even Peta Vegan approved, so it seemed to be win-win with this bra harness and so I wholeheartedly agreed to do this review for them.

Wearing it instantly puts you into a very sexy mindset, and it allows instant access to your breasts whilst also framing them beautifully.

Joanne

Well, what did I think of it and is it something I can wholeheartedly recommend? You'll just have to read on to find out, oh and caution, this review has a boobie alert attached to it.

Plus Sized Hand Made Latex Dresses - KinkCraft

Amazing hand made latex plus sized dresses from kinkcraftAnyone who reads my reviews knows that I absolutely adore the folks over at KinkCraft.co as they produce an amazing line of kinky kits and products. They started off with the mission statement - "If there is one thing better than really good kinky toys, it is really good kinky toys you made yourself. We want to teach you everything you need to know to make your own toys and have a lot of fun doing it".

I can certainly attest to the fact that their kits are excellent quality and a heck of a lot of fun to make up, even for someone with hand problems as I have. So far I have had the pleasure of reviewing the following products for them:

Amazing hand made latex plus sized dresses from kinkcraftBut enough about their amazing kits and kinky products that I have reviewed, what I really want to talk to you about is their stunning new line of Plus Sized Hand Made Latex Dresses. It is just so hard to find decent quality latex products when you are a big girl and I am so pleased that Pixie from KinkCraft has designed this range of amazing looking dresses. Having spoken to her last year at the ETO (Erotic Trade Online) show where she hinted at the new line of products I was blown away when I saw them. They also have some great new plus sized products in the pipeline but I will not steal their thunder, keep an eye on their site to see the new developments.

One thing that the brand name of KinkCraft is synonymous with is the quality materials that they use coupled with their impeccable attention to detail and both of these shine through in the new range.

Amazing hand made latex plus sized dresses from kinkcraftLaunching a product line aimed fairly and squarely at plus sized women is a very ballsy move and one that pleases me so much. KinkCraft are movers and shakers, they are out to make a big impact on the industry and they just keep coming up with innovative products and designs. I can't wait to see what they come up with next. This great team deserve some attention and support.

I have some latex dresses and kinky outfits (no surprise there I guess) but they came from WestwardBound when they had a range of plus sized dresses and outfits but they cut that line and I vowed never to buy anything from them again. Intelligent companies should be clamouring to provide for plus sized ladies as lets face it the average sizes are going up and not down so it always upsets me when the big players in the industry show their true colours and stop supporting plus sized clothing. This is another reason why I have a soft spot for KinkCraft they are doing something about the problem of a lack of choice for plus sized women, so good on them.

So, if you want to feast your eyes on quality hand made plus sized clothing then what are you waiting for, get yourself over to KinkCraft and don't forget to tell them Joanne says "Hi!"

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