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Often beginners sets are filled with low-quality products designed to work for a short length of time, so you need to replace them.
"The amount of equipment you get in this set is fantastic but more importantly, it is quality equipment, and it makes a brilliant way to experiment with some light BDSM play."
Joanne
This set is different, totally different in fact and as you will see from this review, I am quite taken with it.
This is the first product ever to get a 10 out of 10 from me so let me show you why this is "the set" to get if you are looking to dip your toes into the kinky waters of the BDSM scene.
Kinky is fun and as well as enjoying blindfolds, gags are one of the UK's most used BDSM products and this one is a classic O-Ring that features a kinky twist, well two in fact. It has two deliciously strong nipple clamps attached to it on chains that are just the perfect length. I bought this gag from SimplyPleasure.co.uk as it just looked so naughty. I've now used it on several play sessions myself and on a submissive so I feel very qualified to give my opinion on this set.
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Stunt Cock
I was delighted when KinkCraft got in touch asking me if I wanted to review yet another of their hand made kinky products. They sent me this gorgeous pair or Purple Nipple Sticks in exchange for an honest review but I must admit to having mixed feeling prior to trying them out.
The reason for that is I have had some bad experiences with nipple clamps in the past, basically the ones that I have tried are just too strong. Strong enough infact to have me in tears and to totally put me off the idea of using clamps as my nipples are so sensitive.
That said this is a product from Kink Craft and so far I have been blown away by their products and so I thought my nipples are just going to have to suck it up and give it a go - all in the name of science of course.
Removing them at the end of a session is almost orgasmic as the blood rushes back into your nipples and they become ultra sensitive.
Oh, yes I do also have a pair of stunt breasts for reviews like this as well as my trusty stunt cock. My website hosts are very strict as to what I can and can't show so whilst my nipples do look great in these clamps you will just have to feast your eyes on my stunt breasts instead ;-)
So how did I find the Nipple Sticks? Did they hit the spot (two of them) or are they just a pair of glorified chopsticks stuck together? Read on to find out.