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Do You Enjoy My Artwork?

It takes me ages to draw my little cartoons so I want your opinion on them

I would never say that I am good at my little doodles but I do get better over time and I guess that is only natural. I tend to sketch and doodle on 'down days' as it keeps my mind off other things. Sometimes I get an idea for a particular pic for a review and feel that I just have to do it.

But, am I wasting my time. Do readers actually enjoy seeing them in reviews and articles. Some might say that the detract from the message of an article whilst others may consider them just some light hearted fun. I would love to get into the minds of my readers and so please take a minute to vote in the poll at the bottom of this post. Thank you in advance.

History of my art

I was always accused of not paying attention in school and that's probably a good point. I couldn't stop doodling in my books, drawing love hearts and cocks LOL. I still doodle but these days I tend to use a tablet to do it digitally and that poses its own problems for me. It takes me hours and hours to do each sketch. Not really because of my equipment (lord knows I could do with better kit though) but because I find it hard to manage the disconnect between my hand moving on a tablet and the cursor on the screen. It sort of feels like having to write with a pen on paper that it's in a box and you can't see your hand. Imagine what your handwriting would look like. Well that is how I draw, the tip of my stylus is on a pad on my desk and the cursor is on the screen. It feels weird but I love the power of digital art. You can easily make corrections or make huge sweeping changes. But, for me anyway it's slow. That's why I don't have many on the site, partly because of the fact they take so long to do but mainly because I am my own worst critic - which is natural I suppose.

Examples

I am going to show some examples of my work here with links to the relevant reviews and then hit you with a poll at the bottom of the page - Enjoy.

Nova The Breeder - Dildo Review

I have reviewed lots of Bad Dragon dildos but this one struck a chord with me as it's just so pretty, I had to do a special sketch for the review of Nova the dragon.

Read the Nova the Breeder Review

Nova the breeder

Here is an animation of how I do my drawings with layers.

Animation

Beginners Guide To E-stim - Advice Article

I love e-stim play and wanted to write an article about what it is all about and I thought I needed a cartoon image to lighten it up a bit as E-stim can appear quite scary to outsiders who haven't tried it. It isn't dangerous at all and as this cartoon depicts it can be a lot of fun..

Read the Beginners Guide To E-stim

Beginners guide to E-stim

Shockspot 12" Fucking Machine - Fucking Machine Review

I absolutely adore my Shockspot fucking machine, it's my go to machine when I absolutely need to get a good hammering. This review has two pics that are a lot of fun but not NSFW LOL. Yes, I know I forgot to draw my nipples but hey no-one's perfect.

Read the Shockspot Review

Joanne enjoying a fucking machine

Zombie Cock - Dildo Review

I pulled out all of the stops on this special Halloween review and actually did three sketches for it to tie in with a fun little storyline that ran through the review. I had a blast doing these and it's a fun review to read. I hope you get as much fun out of them as I did drawing them, so far feedback has been good about them.

Read the Zombie Dildo Review

Joanne chased by a Zombie

Here is another animation of how I drew the picture above.

Zombie drawing animation

Joanne makes a bad life decision

Zombie Joanne

Your Opinion Matters

I'm now saving for some better equipment for doing my drawings. But I need to know if I'm wasting my time and money or if you do really enjoy seeing these funny little pics in my reviews and articles. Thank you for taking the time to vote. Please feel free to leave a comment in the form below as I would love to hear what you think of my sketches.

Joanne xxx


Zombie Donald Is A Big Hit With Sybian And Venus

My latest character is a hit with Sybain & Venus

I had a lot of fun drawing my latest character for my Halloween review which will be coming out next week. No clues as to what it's about though but you may be able to guess.

When I posted a sneak preview of the character on Twitter the lovely Karen at Sybian.com asked if she could have permission to use it in some posts and I agreed as she is so lovely and I love the Sybian brand.

I then had an idea and tweaked the image to enable Karen to use it to advertise the Venus Male Masturbator and if you've read my review of the Venus you'll know that it can work on even a flaccid cock - much like a Zombie cock I guess. So I tweaked the image for Karen and sent her this one to use in this holidays advertising posts on social media. I am quite happy with the results.

You can buy the Venus in the US from - http://www.venusformen.com

In the UK you can buy and also rent one to try from - http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk

I present to you Donald the Zombie

I gave him that name as he isn't much into 'Brains', he prefers to "grab em by the pussy".

"Only the Venus can raise the dead".

Zombie Donald with his Venus Male Masturbator

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Hot Octopuss Launches JETT, its Customisable Guybrator™ with Treble and Bass Technology

Breaking news! Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has launched a new product, JETT. Their first guybrator, PULSE and POCKET PULSE, won a lot of awards but it carries quite a high price, this new product is just £49.99/$69/E49 though. It is worn just below the tip of the penis and is driven by two powerful bullets, one Treble and one Bass–you can adjust each bullet for a fully customisable experience. It has a ...

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Stolen Content

Not on sexmachinereviews.co.uk? If you are reading this article on any website other than my own www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk, then the site you are reading it on has stolen it. Probably adding in links to nefarious sites and basically robbing me of my earnings. My name is Joanne and my blog doesn't generate much money, but that is beside the point. I work damn hard at what I do, and everything that you see and read on my own site www.sexmac...

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Ovis - Erotic Fiction

Guest Post I am delighted to be able to host this rather surprising story from a friend of mine who wants to remain anonymous. Ovis By Anon I have felt for some time now like someone is watching me. It is a weird, hair stand up on the back of my neck kind of creepy. I have no reason to feel like this. I have made myself more aware of my surroundings. I have not noticed anyone that I see close by all the time, no vehicle...

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Chrome Deco Dual Ixu Violet Wand

Violet Wand play can be shockingly good fun Since I bought and reviewed an Electro Erotic Neon Wand kit from Lovehoney we have all been smitten by it. For something that can evoke really raw emotions, it is an incredible way to get off. Yes, the thought of playing with 40,000V - 50,000V is terrifying but when you actually look into it, violet wand play is one of the safest forms of electro play. My Stunt Cock has really got into using it...

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Lodbrock Giveaway Competition

Start the New Year with some kink I have just reviewed the amazing Pillory Set from Lodbrock, and inside this fantastic set you get two impact play toys. A leather Paddle and a Leather Flogger. Lodbrock has sent me an extra one of each to give away to two lucky readers. So if you fancy getting your hands on these fantastic handmade BDSM implements just enter the two competitions shown below. This has enabled me to offer the following ...

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Love Machine For Two People Lm42p

There is a new fucking machine in development How does a double sided fucking machine with a two year warranty and a thrust depth of upto 7"/18cm sound?. Lm42p (Love Machines For Two People) have created just that, a quiet, controllable and unique machine that can be used on your own or with a partner or friend. Supplied in a nice wooden storage box that contains the machine and all of its atatchments which is 35 x 24 x 18 cm. Insipred by t...

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The Pornocalypse Continues - Tumblr Bans Adult Content

Here we go again, this time it's Tumblr We can all sleep safer in our beds at night, on December the 17th Tumblr will join a long list of sites that got rich and popular through adult content but then turned their back on it. Yes, Tumblr is the latest site to join the Pornopocalypse by banning adult content. But it will protect the children I hear some people cry. No, no it won't, this drives things further underground. Worse excellent cont...

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Erofame 2018 - Day 2 More Jam Than Robinsons Jam Factory

Day 2 at Erofame Stunt cock here again with another Erofame update after day 2 of the trade show. What a day we have had, it has been a roller coaster of a ride, and we are both sat here with throbbing feet but huge grins on our faces. So without further ado let me tell you about day 2. We started early with another healthy breakfast (for sub'r' that is, I opted for the heart clogger special again). After breakfast, we went back to our room...

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Erofame 2018 - Day 1 And We Need A Wheel Barrow

Our first visit to Erofame Stunt Cock here again, after a good nights sleep (slept like a log, after all, that driving yesterday) it was time to sample a good hearty breakfast before getting on the happy bus to Erofame. But first we had to get out things ready for the day. After packing my day bag with notes, business cards and some drinks we headed down for breakfast. Our breakfast was pretty amazing, and I have to post a pic of it. Nat...

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Erofame 2018 - The Journey To Europe's Largest Sex Toy Trade Show

Our first visit to Erofame Stunt Cock, here again. For anyone not aware, Erofame is Europes largest adult industry trade show, and this year we planned to visit it to show our faces and also to plug our blog and reviews shamelessly - well why wouldn't you if you could? The timing though presented some problems for us as Joanne has a consultants visit planned for the middle of the Erofame week so she couldn't come along. However, she decided...

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Guest Post - A Babygirl’s Thoughts About Rough Sex : Miss Doll

Guest Post I am delighted to be able to introduce the amazing Miss Doll from hmissdollreviews.wixsite.com/sextoyreviews. Miss Doll Adult copywriter, sex toy tester and sex positive blogger. After my classical studies, I decided to use my writing skills to help women smash the taboos that prevent them to live their sex lives to the fullest, and to make better, more informed choices about their sexuality and the pleasure products they...

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Here are three of my Mr Hankeys Dildos

Mr Hankeys Dildos are definitely for the lovers of larger sex toys I am delighted that you can now buy Mr Hankeys dildos in the UK from sexmachines.co.uk, they have a fantastic range available and so I thought I should make a short clip of some o fthe ones that I own that are available from there. Mr Hankeys Toys is a USA based manufacturer of body-safe silicone dildos and their designs are incredible, I have reviewed five of their creation...

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