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This is the first Colt product that we have received to review, and we all looked forward to putting it to the test to see how it would perform.
"When I made my submissive, sub'r' use it, I really enjoy fastening her into it and tightening it up so that her legs were held up and back exposing her to my gaze."
Joanne
I have had my eyes on some of the Colt range for a while now, so it was nice to be able to assess one of products in their range.
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