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"If you were to close your eyes and imagine a shiny pair of fuck me boots in your mind's eye, you would probably conjure up an image of these boots."
Joanne
The design and materials look just so good and even though I knew that these ones wouldn't fit me as they were for sub'r' I had to try to get them on.
But alas, gutted, but still, with a twinkle in my eye, I grabbed them from sub'r' to take the pics for this review before she got to wear them and to put them through their paces. I cocked those pictures up and have tried taking pictures that would do them justice three times now. What you see on this review are a pair of kinky boots that have been worn to clubs on two occasions and they still look as good as new. But I digress, this review is all about sub'r' and her new found love of kinky boots, these ones in particular.
This is another review of a fantastic piece of footwear from Latex, Leather & Lace. Everyone loves a pair of fuck me boots, and these Pleaser Boots from Funtasma can undoubtedly be described this way as they look amazing.
Stunt Cock took his submissive to visit Latex, Leather & Lace (LL&L) last year and they came away having ordered this fantastic pair of boots.
"The wide heels, I have been told, are perfect for using as handles when giving a submissive a rather hard and fast rodgering in the missionary position."
Joanne
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The whole shop visit was a magical experience for sub 'r', and she still comments about it after six months. So why has it taken six months to write this review, well these boots have been really put to the test.