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Recently Satisfyer seems to be throwing sex toys at reviewers, and I was delighted when two penis toys arrived in the post.
"I tried stroking with it but that felt a bit cumbersome, I found the way that works best for me it just to insert myself into it and to find the sweet spot where the powerful vibrations on my frenulum felt best."
Stunt Cock
After blowing a raspberry at Joanne as these were for me and not her, I got down to the task of getting to know them - intimately. This sleek black masturbator with looks that remind me of the form of an F1 racing car was fun to use, and I enjoyed getting acquainted with it.
So, let me tell you all about it and what I thought of it when using on my happy chap.
Recently we had the pleasure of reviewing the Colt Camo Thigh Sling, and we had so much fun doing so.
This is the first Colt product that we have received to review, and we all looked forward to putting it to the test to see how it would perform.
"When I made my submissive, sub'r' use it, I really enjoy fastening her into it and tightening it up so that her legs were held up and back exposing her to my gaze."
Joanne
I have had my eyes on some of the Colt range for a while now, so it was nice to be able to assess one of products in their range.
So, read on to find out what the three of us all thought of this thigh sling.
With so many lubes on the market, it can often be hard to find which one will work best for you. That is one reason why I love writing lube reviews.
It is always nice to try a new lube and as I go through so much lube (it's a hard life) I am lucky to be able to try lots of lubes out.
"I Loved masturbating with the bottle and have used it several times, enjoying the gentle ridges as I thrust. It is unusual to have a lube bottle that arrives together with the means to enjoy it internally."
Joanne
When we managed to acquire a bottle of Eros Aqua Water-based Lubricant from their stand at Erofame last year I was delighted.
I have heard lots of good things about this lube, and after using it for some time now, I feel the time is right to tell you all about it.
As you can imagine I was delighted when Bondara got in touch with me again, this time asking if I would be interested in reviewing a leather paddle for them.
Well, the thought of a new impact toy and a leather one at that had me squirming in my seat and so I, of course, agreed to review one for them.
"When swung, it requires minimal effort to make a loud slapping noise as it strikes home and it leaves good blade shaped marks on the skin when it is withdrawn."
Joanne
They sent me this Lair Leather Sword Slapper Paddle for free in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I couldn't wait to put it to the test.
Now the Master of all things swingy and ouchy is my Stunt Cock, he can swing a paddle or flogger like no-one else, and so he was roped in again to use this paddle on sub'r' and myself so that we could both give our thoughts on it. So read on to find out what we thought of it.
I am delighted to have finally reviewed the Rocks Off Ruby Glow, a sex toy that I have had my eye on since I visited the Rocks Off stand at the 2016 Erotic Trade Only exhibition.
While visiting I met some of the fantastic Rocks Off staff, and they suggested that the Ruby Glow may be right up my street. As a new blogger at the time I never followed up by getting in touch with them after the trade show, and I missed my chance to review one.
"I can orgasm using it but prefer to use it to keep me simmering, just under the boiling point before I use my fingers or a strong clitoral vibe to bring myself off."
Joanne
Since then I have always wanted to review one, and after reviewing lots of other Rocks Off sex toys, I thought that the time was right to buy one and see why it just keeps getting glowing reviews.
I was keen to see how a vibrator that you literally sit on would perform, so let me tell you what I think of it after two years of lusting after one.
Impact play is often a crucial part of many BDSM scenes and activities, and there is a vast range of products available to allow this to be done safely.
I enjoy having an impact play toy used on me and also using them on others and so when I received a unique discount code from Bondara to share with my readers I just had to treat myself to a new cane.
"It's very well balanced and smooth to swing becoming almost an extension to your hand. Quick light strokes are lots of fun, and if you use your hand to bounce the cane off it you can create strokes that are so fast they are a blur, and these feel divine."
Joanne
The Obey Range is an excellent range of BDSM sex toys, and I got 10% off the sale price on this cane - bonus.
This cane is touted as a luxury one, and I looked forward to seeing if it lived up to its title. So read on to see what I thought of this cane.
I am so lucky to be a part of a very positive and supporting reviewer community, and I was delighted when the lovely Jessica from jessicasrabbit.com got in touch after reading a Twitter post made by me saying I would love to review the Satisfyer Pro Traveler.
Jessica had a spare one, and she sent it to me which is so sweet of her. She wouldn't even let me pay for the postage, she is so lovely so please check out her site and show her some love.
"The sensations that this type of sex toy makes is toe-curlingly mind-blowing. I can only describe it as breathtaking, imagine having the best oral sex you have ever had and then multiply the sensation by 100 and you will be close to how this style of toy feels."
Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive as I am a bit of a Satisfyer groupie, I love their take on clitoral suction stimulators, and I was looking forward to seeing how the Traveler would perform.
I am off on holiday soon and can't bear to be without some sex toys, so I hoped that this little sex toy could be the answer to my dreams. To find out if it will be coming on holiday with me for some clitoral pleasure read on.
Stunt Cock here again to review a male masturbator for Joanne. We were asked by Bondara if we would consider reviewing the Linx Onyx Sucker Black Male Masturbator for them.
I generally jump at the chance to stick my happy chap into something new and so I jumped at the chance. I don't often get the opportunity to review male masturbators (hint, hint sex toy companies), and so I was looking forward to giving it some serious use if you know what I mean.
"If you are like me and un-circumcised, you will get a lot more sensation and pleasure from it if you hold your foreskin back exposing the whole of your glans for that inner texture to stimulate and this feels really nice."
Stunt Cock
Masturbator sleeves like this one are ideal for spicing up your masturbation sessions and making them feel new, and they can give you some sweet new sensations.
So read on to see what I thought of this competitively priced one from Bondara.
I have an old and slightly tatty ball gag that I have been using so I jumped at the chance to get a shiny new one when Bondara sent me a unique discount code for my readers giving 10% off their Obey range.
So I quickly grabbed my card and headed over to their site and found this stunning red leather ball gag with its silicone ball.
"When I am restrained and gagged, I can feel my own saliva trickling out of my mouth and dripping onto my breast, I feel humiliated but also incredibly aroused. I am often amazed at the end of a session at just how much I have drooled, and again that little twinge of humiliation can be quite exciting."
Joanne
Ball gags are so much fun, and they prevent the wearer from talking and makes swallowing difficult too which is why I love playing with them and so does sub'r'.
So read on to find out what I thought of it once it had arrived.
I love my dildos, but I have a soft spot (no pun intended) for brightly coloured or unusual designs, and I was blown away when I saw the Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo on the Bondara website, and I had to buy myself one.
As it's also Pride Month timing was great, and I eagerly awaited my opportunity to review this stunning-looking dildo.
"I had a fantastic time with this dildo, and I love the fact that it doesn't have a straight flat shaft. The fact that it is wider near the glans end of the dildo means that when thrusting with it, your vagina or anus is continuously being stretched and then relaxed again and this feels incredible."
Joanne
I love rainbow dildos and enjoyed reviewing the Luxury Rainbow Rabbit Vibrator and a Unicorn Dildo which is in pastel colours.
I have had a great time reviewing this bright and colourful dildo so let me tell you in detail why I have enjoyed it so much.
I am a big fan of BDSM play, and one of the most straightforward pieces of equipment that everyone should have is the humble blindfold.
Good for not just BDSM play, a blindfold is a great way to curtail someones primary sense, their vision. This heightens expectation and all of the other senses.
"I think everyone should have a blindfold in their sex toy collection. A blindfold is such a cheap addition, yet they can add so much pleasure to any form of play."
Joanne
I saw this lovely example of an adjustable blindfold on sale at Bondara in their Obey range, and I just had to have one.
I bought this one to play with myself and also to use on sub'r', so let me tell you all about it and why I think it's excellent value for money.
A dildo is one of those sex toys that is ideal for all genders and they are so much fun. I have a huge collection of them now but I am always interested in reviewing new ones and I have a couple in the queue.
This one was supplied by Bondara in exchange for a fair and honest review for them, and I, of course, jumped at the chance of enjoying another silicone dildo.
"The base of this dildo features a fantastic suction cup with a recess above it suitable for strap-on 'o'rings, so this dildo is also ideal for pegging or strap-on fun and games."
Joanne
This one features a suction cup base and some subtle textures, and I couldn't wait to give it some 'me time' to see how it performs.
So read on to see what I thought of this one, and it has also had the sub'r' treatment too as silicone can, of course, be easily sterilised. So, is this dildo a toe curler or is it fit for sticking to the toilet wall to act as a toilet roll holder?
There is nothing quite like the feeling of a new collar being fastened around my neck. Make it a leather collar, and I love it even more.
When Bodara asked if I would be interested in reviewing a leather collar from their Bound Rose Gold Real Leather Collection I jumped at the chance.
"This collar for me embodies a kind of decadence as it is so luxurious, the leather is incredibly subtle, and the inside of the collar is lined with an almost fleece-like material that feels so comfortable against your skin."
Joanne
I mean, who wouldn't want to try a luxurious gold coloured leather collar with a luxurious lining?
It looks amazing, but the all-important question is, does it look as good after a few hard sessions in a dungeon under a strict Master? Read on to find out.
Rabbit vibrators can be so much fun, but with so many on the market, it's hard to find one that stands out from the crowd. That is, it was hard to find something incredibly cool looking that also delivers the goods, until Bondara brought out their Pride Luxury Rainbow Rabbit.
This is so bright and colourful it looks like a unicorn has been brought onto the design team and force-fed sprinkles and jelly beans. If you ever wanted to 'ride the rainbow' here is your chance.
"The gently curved shaft feels excellent as you insert it, the bulbous tip applies great pressure to my g-spot, and I found myself fucking myself with it a lot while playing with it."
Joanne
I have to admit taking a sharp intake of breath when I opened up the box, and first cast my eyes over this rabbit in the flesh.
It looks fantastic, but that is not how I judge whether or not a vibe is worth the money, it needs to have the performance to match. So to find out if this vibe is as magical as it looks, read on to see how it got on with my lady bits.
In an effort to explore some new kinky play I bought a pair of Black Faux Leather Bondage Mitts from Bondara.
My thoughts were that with a pair of mittens we could explore some pet play coupled with general bondage fun and games. Mittens are great for removing the ability to use your hands, and so puppy or pony play becomes more realistic.
"Put on a pair of leather mittens and a set of kitten or puppy ears together with a collar, and you can get to enjoy moving around on all fours without any of your usual worries."
Joanne
I chose these mittens for both their price and also their features. I have enjoyed them but sub'r' has been put through her paces by Stunt Cock using them, and I will let you know what we think of them.
Are they an excellent addition to your BDSM toolkit or are there other options out there?
I was so excited when I received this bondage rope from the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel. It's come from Bondara.co.uk and this isn't the first item that I have reviewed from their BDSM range
I have a nice little collection of ropes in my BDSM Kit Bag but none of them are as textured as this one. The colour of this rope catches the eye and as soon as I saw it I yearned to see how it felt in use.
The tassels give an almost burlesque look to this rope and that is a look that I like a lot. I found myself compelled to hold the tassels over my nipples and to make them twirl - yes, I know I can be a big kid at time
Joanne
So my Stunt Cock got a nice surprise when he came home from work to find me on my knees holding this rope out for him. That was the first time I tried it out and it wasn't to be the last so read on to find out what I think of it.
I consider myself very lucky indeed that I was selected to review a Hot Pink Pussy Cloning Kit. It's a kit that I have had my eye on for a while and let's face it who wouldn't want to be able to clone their own vulva so that they can admire it in all of its beauty.
I thoroughly enjoyed the whole process of cloning my pussy and I think it would make a great valentines gift for a partner or just as a way of looking at yourself in a completely new and intimate way.
Joanne
In my younger years I struggled with how my pussy looked, I thought it was not normal as it didn't look like the ones I had seen in porn and so I struggled with my own image, I wrote an article about just this very subject - Is my pussy normal?
This kit has given me an incredible opportunity and to be able to see and hold your own vulva is really quite special. As you can probably guess this is going to be a positive review so let me show you why this kit is so much fun.
I love some light BDSM fun and games and so I was delighted when I was able to review this lightweight leather flogger from Bondara through the Pleasure Panel run by the amazing @CaraSutra. It gave me just the excuse that I needed for some more tie tease fun and games in the bedroom and I really enjoyed myself at both ends of this whip.
When used it generates gentle caresses on the skin and feels amazing when drawn across my back or butt cheeks in a sensuous manner.
Joanne
Black leather is just so exciting to me and this one looks lovely and it can have a nice sting in its tail, more on that later in the review. So what do I think of this flogger, will it be one for the storage box or one that will go into our play bag? Read on to find out.
I have the original Hitachi Magic Wand and it really does pack a punch but for me in my current circumstances it is just too noisy to be able to use it much so I was looking around for a quieter replacement for it. I came across the Lelo Smart Wand Large that is available in a number of different sizes and it sounded perfect.
I ordered one from Bondara.co.uk and couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could put it to the test to see if it was a good as I had heard.
Try it in the shower for an amazing masturbatory experience unlike anything else I have tried. It has bags of power, is very quiet on its lowest settings and it produces the flesh quiveringly deep rumbly vibrations that I love.
I didn't have to wait long as it arrived the next day.
This is my first review of a male masturbator and so I had to enlist the aid of a "Stunt-Cock" in the guise of my husband. He was over the moon at the prospect of getting a toy to review, his attitude being "about time". I can't argue with that I suppose, he normally just gets to see me going through the review process but with this one he gets to have some fun.
Fleshlight is the brand name for the worlds largest and most popular brand of male masturbators and I have heard a lot about them but this was also going to be my first introduction to them as well as my husbands.
After looking through the extensive Fleshlight range at bondara.co.uk we chose the Vortex to review as the inner texture looks pretty intense and so I ordered one.
I got very turned on using it on my Stunt Cock and found that even for couples it is a great sex toy. Throw in a little light tie tease fun and a blindfold and you have some really naughty fun.
So how did it actually feel? Read on to find out.