Poo Dildos Are A Real Thing

Yes, you can get dildo shaped like a poop

You probably arrived on this article after tentatively clicking on a link while thinking OMG did I read that right?

Well, it appears that as the title suggests, Poo Dildos are a real thing. Yes, there is a market for dildos moulded and made to look like a poo, jobby, dump, or something from the Hershey Highway.

You probably think that can't be true, but I am going to show you some examples of incredibly popular ones, and you can make your mind up if they are for you or not.

Now while pushing something looking like a turd, polished or not, up my holes doesn't fill me with glee and lustful thoughts. That obviously isn't the same for everyone, and I am never one to kink shame. I can see why it could be fun as a fantasy. Let's face it, I love dildos with lots of texture, and some of these dildos tick the texture box for me.

It's time to vote for your favourite companies and products again

Every year the XBiz awards come around, and they are an opportunity for everyone to vote for their favourite products and brands.

Why am I making this post? Well, it is nice to be able to have an input on who wins this year's awards. You can too by creating an account at XBiz and placing your vote for your favourites.

A place where you can get and give advice to others and to converse with me

So, I have done a thing. I created a forum on my site to enable me to better converse with my readers and friends on here.

To say that setting it up was taxing would be an understatement but I am happy with where it is at now and feel I can let others play in this new sandbox on my site.

What do I hope to achieve from having a forum here? Well, I hope that it grows into an excellent repository of help and advice for others. It will also enable you to interact with me directly. I love hearing from my visitors and readers, and it will be a place where we can all exchange ideas and advice.

Please feel free to join in the conversations there, your voice is important, and you can actively help others through your own experiences there.

So without further ado, here is Joanne's Kinky Forum.

A place where you will be welcome.

I can't wait to get my pussy on these two pieces of e-stim equipment

I have just ordered myself some more kinky e-stim equipment from E-Stim Systems.

I am going to be enjoying some kinky electro-medical play and also some delightful electro skin play too.

I have an Electro Speculum on its way to me. This is a medical examination instrument crossed with an e-stim electrode, it is used to spread open a vagina so a doctor can look inside and conduct tests. This one has been modified to become a bipolar e-stim electrode though. I have just told sub'r' about it, and she loves the idea of being opened and stimmed at the same time. So do I, and so as we have a dungeon booked for next weekend with a medical room I guess the gynae chair will be getting some good use.

I also have an Electrowhisker coming, and this is a monopole brush electrode that can be drawn across the skin to deliver some delightful or devilish sensations.

So next weekend it is going to be an electro weekend for us all so watch out for the reviews of both coming soon after I have been cumming soon.

Update: 19/8/19

My review of the Electro Speculum is now live, so if you have ever wondered what it is like then.

Check out my review of the Electro Speculum.

Update: 6/10/19

My review of the ElectroWhisker is now live, and I had so much fun with it.

Check out my review of the ElectroWhisker.

I can't wait to play with the XS Dragon, XS BFG and Beowulf dildos

I am squealing with anticipation as Mr Hankey is sending me three new dildos to review. I absolutely adore his creations, and my pussy has already had the pleasure of these fantastic dildos:

• Cutler 12" Dildo
• Centaur Dildo
• Sea Horse Dildo
• Anaconda Dildo
• Alien Dildo

Mr Hankeys Toys specialise in stunningly detailed body-safe silicone dildos in sizes that will tax any size queen out there. His dildos look amazing but are a real challenge filling you to the brin like no others.

I am excited to be reviewing two dildos from his XS range. Now XS (extra small) from any other dildo manufacturer would be tiny, but Mr Hankeys XS dildos are still big and filling.

I am really excited to let everyone know about this new vibe

One of my favourite vibesmiths has just released a new vibrator. Hot Octopuss has been producing groundbreaking sex aids such as the Pocket Pulse, Queen Bee and the incredible JETT.

When I received a press release from them with this as the first paragraph, I was immediately intrigued.

“Welcome to the real Digital Revolution… British sex toy company Hot Octopuss unveils DiGiT, it’s first wearable finger vibe that puts orgasms at your fingertips.”

The DiGiT looks very exciting, and if its performance in anything like the JETT we recently tested, it will be a surefire winner.

Finger vibes can be a lot of fun if the designers have got it right. It is a trade-off between stimulating with the vibe and making the fingers of the wearer feel like they are about to drop off.

With a catch phrase like “Show Bad Sex The Finger” it looks like it will be a lot of fun. I am going to ask them to send me one to review for them, and I will let you all know just how good it really is, but I have high hopes for it.

If you were curious about e-stim and electrosex then I have some good news for you

I have written a 22 page guide to the basics of electrostimulation or e-stim for short.

It contains lots of information on e-stim safety, basic theory, electrode options and covers several electrode position guides to help you on your way. Oh, and there is even a handy resource guide at the end.

Confused by the three terms, TENS, EMS & E-stim? You are not alone

That is a question that often turns up, and I will do my best to answer it in this article. Erotic electrostimulation refers to the use of specially designed equipment to apply electrical stimulation to the genitals for sexual pleasure. It is often referred to as e-stim.

Often though there is confusion between some of the terms involved like TENS, EMS and E-stim.

All are systems that pass an electrical current through tissue, but they interact with nerves and muscles in differing ways. These differences in performance and abilities are due to their differing waveforms and power levels.

But just as a Ford Fiesta, a Mercedes and a Ferarri are all cars, they all go about doing what they do in different ways while still coming from a universal concept.

Electrode positioning can make a massive difference to the perceived sensations, but let's cover the three different types of control boxes.

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Tantric massage can be defined as the most sensual massage you’ll ever experience. If you’re looking to improve your sex life, you don’t need to search any further. This relaxing, erotic massage gives improved orgasms, awakens your sexual appetite, and allows you to experience a deeper connection with your partner. Reach a higher level of sexual satisfaction and learn new methods of pleasuring each other.

Conductive rubber is an often overlooked material for making cheap and highly effective e-stim electrodes

It is its simplicity that makes it such a good choice for homemade DIY electrodes.

Conductive rubber is actually conductive silicone, and graphite powder is mixed in with the silicone. As it cures the graphite particles touch and allows a current to flow through the previously insulating silicone.

Initially created for the pharmaceutical industry as a way of reducing static in hoses it has found a kinkier use within the e-stim community.

Rough use and stretching reduce the life of conductive rubber as it breaks down the bonds between the graphite particles.

If you want to experience electroplay then this event is perfect

Well, Stunt Cock and sub'r' attended another fantastic Sparkzz event at Xtasia in the Midlands. It is an electro play event and is a fantastic event where you can experience both Violet Wand play and E-stim in a safe environment with experienced people.

This is their second visit to this event, and they both had a fantastic time. It is run by a very experienced Dom and equipment is supplied for those new to the scene or who want to try it for the first time.

Flirts Bar in Xtasia is a perfect location for this event with subtle lighting and lots of space so that multiple scenes can go on at the same time.

Stunt Cock enjoyed working on sub'r', and she went very deep into subspace after two fantastic sessions of e-stim and violet wand fun. She looked ravishing in her Honour PVC Maid To Serve Dress & Cap and certainly turned some heads.

If you have never tried either Violet Wand play or E-stim, then it is an ideal event to attend even if just to watch and learn. Check out the group on Fetlife for more information about the next event.

Check out - Sparkzz @ Xtasia

Sparkzz is on every 4th Sunday of the month.

If you enjoy stimming while walking around then this may be of interest to you

The 2B E-stim Control Box is an absolutely fantastic piece of equipment, and lots of people enjoy stimming while being mobile.

I decided to design my own 3D printable belt clip and holder for my 2B Control Box.

From the outset I decided on the following criteria:

Would you consider using a second hand body-safe sex toy afer it has been sterilised?

I am interested in your opinion. As a sex toy reviewer, it is inevitable that I have ended up with lots and lots of sex toys. I don't have the time to enjoy them all as I am always getting new ones in to review.

Storing them all is becoming a bit of a problem, and I need a good old fashioned clear out.

Now the thought of throwing out perfectly useable sex toys is something that doesn't sit right with me. I would rather someone else enjoy them.

I am considering selling on body-safe sex toys that can be effectively sterilised so that others can enjoy them at silly prices. I can then use the money to review even more sex toys, so it's a bit of a win-win situation.

So my question is would you use a second-hand sex toy made out of body-safe materials?

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Celebrate #BoobDay by whipping them out and admiring them

It's finally here BrexitDay and what a cluster that is, so let's think about a much better day to celebrate and enjoy - Boobday!

These pics aren't as grand as others posted on #BoobDay, but they do get a message over. We are all different, there are many body shapes and sizes, and everyone is normal.

Don't think there is something wrong with you if one boob is bigger than the other or if one nipple rests higher then the other. Diversity and these differences make every pair of breasts unique, and we should celebrate that. Imagine how boring things would be if breasts were all the same shape, size and density?

BoobDay is all about body confidence and celebrating the fact that we all different in many ways. Often we put ourselves down but we shouldn't. Be proud of your boobs, be proud of yourself.

Here are some quick ways to really help support a blogger/author

This is an article about helping to support bloggers and authors. It was created after @MrJohns96669663 suggested a post like this may be a good idea - thank you MrJohns.

Cue the violins. Being a blogger can be a very lonely existence. Sitting at a computer for hours on end writing, editing, re-writing and then saying fuck it I'll start all over again can be soul destroying.

We often stare into the screen clicking refresh on the latest article we have published, hoping that firstly someone has read it and secondly that it has helped them.

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The problem is that usually you never know if you have made an impact on someone's life. Over time, the lack of feedback can act as a hefty weight, drawing a blogger into a dark place and often it can be one of the leading causes for them to throw in the towel.

Blogs cost more than time and effort though, there are real-world costs involved which I am not going to go into in great detail, but bloggers often struggle to make ends meet.

My Stunt Cock is going to be having lots of shockingly good fun

After a very exciting visit to the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) Show in Coventry where we spent a good deal of time chatting to the lovely people form E-Stim Systems, we were given the opportunity to review the Python.

The Python is their first electro-compression system for the testicles. It features gold contacts and a compression plate with three thumb screws that are used to compress the testicles up against the contact plates.

It allows direct e-stim play with your testicles, stimulating your posterior scrotal nerves. My Stunt Cock is in for a real treat while we get to know this amazing piece of e-stim equipment.

I am really excited after using the Tremor

I am so excited to be able to review the Tremor Sex Machine. This is a ride on vibrator in the style of the legendary Sybian and Motorbunny.

It has some fantastic features, and it blows both the Sybian and the Motorbunny out of the water, retailing at $849. That is an impressive price point for a machine of this calibre and capability.

Lighter. Safer. More Powerful!

Half the Price!

Electrastim has released a new e-stim control box called the AXIS Electro Stimulator

It is a USB rechargeable e-stim control box that features two output channels together with a host of new features that sound really interesting.

It is always great when a manufacturer releases a new control box as more choice in the market can only benefit customers and hopefully push e-stim in a more mainstream activity.

I am visiting ETO this year with Stunt Cock and sub'r'

I am visiting the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) trade show in Coventry on the 10th and 11th of March 2019.

ETO didn't happen last year, but I am delighted to see it back again in 2019. I visited for the first time and popped my show cherry in 2016.

I was so, so nervous and found refuge in the lovely Bloggers Corner that was organised by the fantastic Cara from Carasutra, Mel from Voluptasse and Cheryl from HornyGeekGirl. There I met so many amazing bloggers, and I was so thankful for having it there.