This electrode was far from the crushing blow I thought I was going to experience

Stunt CockStunt Cock here with another e-stim equipment review for Joanne and the lovely people at E-Stim Systems. This one was indeed different, in a good way I hasten to add.

While visiting the recent ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year we stopped by the E-Stim System stand, and Joanne got chatting to the lovely Caz. Well, let's just say they both stitched me up a kipper.

"The range of sensations that you can get form it is good, from light stimulation to deep, painful throbs, you get to control how it feels. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sensation of having my balls crushed between the two plates."

Joanne

Now, Joanne is a kinky minx and has a very cheeky fun-loving side, and when she saw the Python on display, she couldn't help asking for one to review. Obviously, she lacks the meat and two vegs required to review it, and I was "Voluntold". I would be having my crown jewels crushed in the name of reviewing science.

Joanne was cackling like the wicked witch of the west when the Python arrived in the post, and she couldn't wait to strap me up and use it on me. So with trembling fingers, let me tell you all about the Python E-Stim Ball Crushing System.

A dildo with lots of texture and a fantastic suction cup

Anyone familiar with my blog will know that I am a gal who loves her Quimsticking fun and games and dildos are one of my favourite style of sex toys. I love the fact that a dildo is a gender-neutral sex toy as we all have holes that can be pleasured with one.

You can imagine how excited I was when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I wanted to review the Taylor Silicone Dildo for him for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I jumped at the chance, who would turn down such an offer?

"The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt."

Joanne

I bided my time waiting for it to arrive and familiarised myself with the product page on meo.de and I loved the fact that it has a suction cup base. To me, that means one thing - fucking machine fun.

So, how did I get on with the Taylor Dildo, is it one for my bedside drawer or one for the dildo suitcase (yes I have too many dildos)?

Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun

I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that.

I was ordered to wear them out whilst doing the weekly shop and having no panties on seriously ramped up the fun. I was really worried about losing them, only to hear the clattering of the metal as it hit the floor.

Joanne

Most kegel trainers are somewhat basic unless you are using one of the app-controlled vibrating ones like the GBalls2, the IMToys Candy or the Mister Devil. These kegel balls have loads of character and some nice features which I will cover in this review.

Your Intimate Personal Trainer

Now who wouldn't want the opportunity to increase their sexual performance whilst taking care of some issues that often are a curse for middle aged women? Whilst checking out all of the amazing new sex toys available at the ETO show this year I came across an amazing stand run by Gvibe.com. I was quite taken with their products and the great way in which they were presented by brand ambassador Marco Tortoni (a very nice man dressed as a Roman Centurion).

They have some amazing products that are really cutting edge and the Gballs² kegel trainer really impressed me. I had fairly recently reviewed the IM Toys Candy Kegel Trainer and whilst I liked it there were several limitations with the App. Would the Gballs² address these issues - I had to find out.

I was delighted when Gvibe agreed to send me one in exchange for an impartial review and so it was on with the testing.

I absolutely love the Gballs², it really does work and the app is both easy to use and packed full of great features.

Maybe this is the secret of those Thai performers who can shoot a ping pong ball across a room? Could I turn my vagina into a vagina of champions or would it just simply be a waste of time, read on to find out.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock - Flesh Coloured

I was sent this 8 Inch Dildo by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just £38.95 which is about par with the price on most sites that I checked.

This is another dildo that I have used with my F-Machine Pro and it's now a firm (snigger) favourite attachment for that machine.

This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.

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