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I currently have seven Bad Dragon dildos and I'm slowly working my way through them reviewing them for you all. Rest assured though that I have already "worked my way through them" if you know what I mean - nudge, nudge, wink wink.
What makes them so special? Well they only make their toys out of 100% platinum cure silicone which is body safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic and contain absolutely no Phthalates at all. So it is basically the perfect material for ramming into any orifice, couple that with amazing designs and features such as the CumTube and you have some sex toys that really do stand out from the crowd.
These are the naughty characters that have pleasured me in more ways than one since I discovered Bad Dragon.
I received a Bad Dragon Nova the Breeder dildo for Christmas from my hubby as he knows just how much I love the Bad Dragon range and how turned on I get with ejaculating dildos.
This is my fourth dildo from Bad Dragon and I am starting to build up a nice little collections of them. Now as a girl, like most young girls I had fantasies about knights in shining armour and dragons. As I got older my fantasies got a bit naughtier than most and often had me chained or tied up by the dragon which would then have its wicked way with me. When I found the Bad Dragon range of fantasy silicone dildos I was over the moon as I could live out my dragon fantasies.
I emptied the syringe full of cumlube into my pussy as I started to orgasm and this added to the experience sending me into a shuddering orgasm. You can't beat being fucked relentlessly by a machine and then receiving a sticky creampie at the end.
So if you really want to find out what I think of Nova The Breeder then read on for an insight into how I like to use my dildos.
I was asked by Bad Dragon if I could review one of their dildos for them and you guessed it I didn't have to think about it very much as they are one of my all time favourite sex toy manufacturers. If you are not familiar with their fantasy range of dildos and masturbators you really do need to get yourself over to their end of the internet and check out their wares.
They sent me the Vasu The Naga silicone dildo in exchange for an honest and informative review, this review doesn't contain any affiliate links. I am passionate about Bad Dragon sex toys, in my experience so far they have been of exceptional quality and very enjoyable, will the Vasu live up to its forebears high standards? Read on to find out...
I really got turned on though when I pressed the plunger on the syringe a bit and made the toy fill my pussy with cumlube. Everything suddenly got wetter and sloppier and this sent me over the edge into a great orgasm.
I am a passionate fan of Bad-Dragon and their quirky, kinky and simply stunning fantasy dildos and masturbators. I was hooked the moment I first saw and tried my Elden The Faerie Dragon Dildo and have just added Flint The Uncut Studded Dragon Dildo to my collection. This is the first toy that I have that has a cumtube fitted and this allows for glorious creampie fun.
Just filling it with cumlube and priming it for use really gets my juices flowing and when you squeeze the dildo you can watch the cum run out of it, simply rub it all over the dildos shaft and you are ready to go.
I ordered a Medium and it is huge, I wished that I had paid more attention to the size chart as I can only get half of this dildo inside my pussy. I would love to be able to take it all - then again I love a good challenge so I'll see what I can do with some practice.
As usual Bad Dragon surpass themselves, in terms of both attention to detail and customer service. This dildo is a work of art, I just wish I could get away with giving it pride of place in the middle of my mantlepiece but alas, I think that course of action may raise just too many questions when I have guests.
Bad Dragon was founded in 2008 and has grown to be one of the worlds leading fantasy dildo and sex toy manufacturers and they produce stunning body safe silicone toys. I can highly recommend them and every toy that they sell can be personalised, trust me get a Cum Tube fitted to yours as it leads to a lot of creamy fun.
Grab one of their amazing dildos and see what I am raving about. I want to collect them all.
Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".
Bad Dragon have an option on their dildos to have a CumTube fitted and this allows for some pretty intense Creampie fun and games as your dildo can actually be made to ejaculate inside you when you are ready for it. I personally love the feeling of a cock or dildo unloading deep inside me as I push myself over the edge into a powerful orgasm almost as much as I enjoy the sticky wet feeling as a cock or toy is withdrawn from me and it all trickles back out.
Cum Lube is a waterbased lubricant that looks and feels just like the real sticky stuff and it is a lot of fun to play with. It even has a slight salty taste to it (I'd best not get into how I know that LOL).
I was a total mess when I pulled the dildo out and it seemed to not stop running out of me. I ended up rubbing it into my clit and scooping it up and rubbing it into my breasts and nipples until I came again.
If you order a Bad Dragon dildo with a cum tube you get a 250ml bottle of Cum Lube along with a sealed syringe (no sharp needle though thankfully) and the syringe fits the cum tube perfectly. You simply put as much of the Cum Lube into the syringe that you want and then attach the cum tube.
I bought this dildo from Bad Dragon as I have read some amazing reviews about their toys. I use it by hand but I also like to use it on my F-Machine Pro.
This is a really amazing toy. If you don’t want to use the standard shape and feel toys all the time then I highly recommend getting a bad dragon toy. They really are great for fantasy play, it feels amazing in use, with the texture adding that extra touch and the knot finishes this toy off nicely.
At the time of writing the Elden The Faerie Dragon costs just £77.31 which seems a bit expensive but when you realise that it is hand made out of 100% Platinum-cure Silicone you soon realise that it is money well spent.