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Colon Balls is a challenge not for the faint hearted

John Thomas Toys (JTT) sent me several boxes of their new designs. I was unsure what was in each individual box. But was given details of all the items I was sent.

JTT manufactures good quality silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. With this in mind, I am always happy to receive whatever they want to send my way.

"The stretched feel provided by the balls was intense. They had me squirming with pleasure immediately. The more I squirmed, the more sensations are caused as the balls move inside me."

sub'r'

JTT designers have an excellent eye for detail. They also produce a wide range of designs, with the emphasis on being larger than life. I always get excited to see what the latest design will be.

This is the review for Colon Balls. These are JTT's take on the standard anal beads.

Stanmore Trainer gives a gently expanding stretch as you take more and more

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) manufactures quality dildos, depth play toys and stretchers. They have a choice of designs, sizes, firmness and colours for everyone.

I cannot say no When they ask if they can send me more items. I never know what they will send until the box or boxes arrive.

"As someone who rarely plays anally, I enjoyed the gently expanding shaft and thin tip. The long shaft meant I could insert as much as I wanted until I reached the stretch I sought."

Joanne

It is almost like Christmas every time I receive a box from JTT. Both sub 'r' and I always get excited to see what's inside each box.

This review is for the Stanmore Trainer depth trainer an anal probe that looks amazing and certainly fills a spot.

The traffic cone look alike that will stretch your abilities

John Thomas Toys (JTT) designs and manufactures a wide range of dildos and stretchers. All are made with good-quality silicone. With such a wide choice, I cannot say no when they ask if I would like to review their latest designs.

JTT asked if they could send me several designs simultaneously. I did not know what they would send, but with the good quality and variety, I looked forward to seeing what would arrive.

"The soft firmness rating I was sent provided enough give for me to squeeze it as it passed my ring. This made it more comfortable for me to use."

sub'r'

Luckily, I knew I would only have a short wait before several large, heavy boxes would be delivered to my door.

I was sent information about the contents once the boxes arrived. I only found out what was in each box when I opened it. This is the review for the Anal Challenge. So grab a drink and let me tell you all about it.

Stunningly simple and a sweet stretch too

I really do love reviewing quality items. With this in mind, I can never say no when John Thomas Toys ask if they can send me more review items.

John Thomas Toys (JTT) has a wide variety of high-quality products. Their range of silicone products are well made, and the sheer variety of designs makes me excited every time they want to send me something new.

"The smooth silicone glides easily against my wet walls. The deeper it goes, the more I stretch as the shaft enlarges, the further down you go."

Joanne

Not knowing what they will send, just that they are brand new designs, I get all excited. It is like extra Xmas' throughout the year. sub 'r' loves opening the boxes to see what is inside just as much as I do.

If you have not heard of JTT, they sell some fantastic sizes of dildos, stretchers, anal plugs and depth play items. This is the review for the Boss anal stretcher.

A bumpy ride can be so enjoyable

John Thomas Toys has a fantastic variety of dildos and stretchers. So when they asked me if I would like to review the latest designs, I jumped at the chance.

As these designs were new and not on their website at the time, I had yet to learn what they sent until I opened the box. As soon as I was ready to do the unboxing videos, John Thomas Toys (who I will refer to as JTT from here) were kind enough to send me the names of the items. After all, I needed to know what to call each item.

"I could feel every bump as it slid inside my wet pussy. The feel of the ridges against my pussy walls was sublime. The bumps sliding in and out of my pussy felt amazing. The soft firmness rating provides some give, allowing me to squeeze it with my pussy, but still solid enough to not lose the shape."

Joanne

I knew I would be extra busy With six boxes of toys on the way. With lots of fun and work ahead, I was eager to get started.

This is the review for the Anal Explorer ;-) A fun-looking dildo. So please sit back, get comfortable and let me tell you all about this dildo.

An anal depth trainer that just keeps going and going

As always, a message from JTT always grabs my attention as it usually means just one thing. More toys will be on the way to keep me busy and the lube flowing.

I can never resist the opportunity to put myself and the team here to the test, so I always agree to review their newest designs.

"The beginning of Super Long Dong looks like a realistic cock dildo. The glans are nice and wide and provide a beautiful ridge. As I pushed more of this dong inside my pussy I enjoyed the feel of the veins."

Joanne

I am generally not told what they will send, so it is usually a surprise when I open the box during my unboxing video.

My experience tells me I never have to wait long for a delivery from John Thomas Toys. This one was no different.

This is my review for the Super Long Dong anal depth trainer.

Taking anal play to new depths of pleasure

When JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to review a few more of their toys, of course, I said yes.

I was lucky to receive not only all four sizes of a single design but several designs simultaneously. With quite a few boxes of toys to review, I knew I would be in for a busy but enjoyable few weeks.

"The small tip makes for an easy insertion, and the soft firmness rating makes it fit my body well. I had to feed it slowly inside as it is very flexible. The flexibility ensures that it feels comfortable as it moves within your body. The fun part is the deeper you take it, the wider it gets."

Joanne

Because of the quantity being sent to me, I knew I would need sub 'r' to help and review at least one of them.

I knew I would not have long to wait for the boxes to arrive. I was unaware of what these would look like until I opened the boxes.

A gnomes hat with an all together kinkier purpose

I'm sure that the delivery person gets their daily workout when they deliver my latest batch of silicone cock from John Thomas Toys.

This one box of Edgware Trainers holds approximately 9.95kg of silicone securely inside.

"The slight squish makes a more comfortable ride for me. I enjoy the feel of my muscles clamping down on the dildo, especially during an orgasm where I love clamping down on whatever is inside my pussy."

Joanne

I don't always know what will be arriving, so sometimes it's a pleasant surprise to see the contents. I will admit that occasionally I will open the box for a sneaky peek before doing the unboxing video.

No one is good enough to memorise all the different dildos and stretchers that John Thomas Toys offer. They have a massive range of huge hole stretchers and pleasers that well worth checking out.

It's soooooooo big, a classic design made Mega by John Thomas Toys

John Thomas Toys emailed me to check if I was happy to receive some more items to review. After I said yes, I took another look in my toy box and realised I would have to put more into temporary storage at the office/workshop.

I enjoy their products so much that I just can't say no. But hey, we are already thinking of moving somewhere larger next year so we can make room for more :-p

"Okay, so The Ripper is a somewhat intimidating stretcher. After some discussion with sub 'r', we decided that it would be used vaginally and not anally. Plus, neither of us wanted to use anything larger than the small; yes, call us both chickens if you wish."

Joanne

If you are the lucky owner of any of their products, I think that you would probably realise my predicament. Would you say no to more of their fantastic silicone products?

Okay, so after the current selection had been re-jiggled, I was ready for some new additions. Plus that meant a little less room at my office/workshop, oops :-)

Taking dildo play to a whole new depth

Even when I am busy with various other projects and reviews, when John Thomas Toys approach me with an offer of sending me more, I just can't seem to say no.

How can I turn down great products that I get to play with? Especially when I know the quality of the dildos being sent.

"The vein textures are enough to add lots of pleasurable sensation as you work more and more inside. Once fully inserted, I relished the feeling of being full and the satisfaction of knowing I took it all - Yay for me!"

Joanne

So I said yes, I would be happy to receive them. As these dildos were a brand new design, I was given the name but had no idea what they looked like. That was because they had not even put them up on their website.

This is the review for Henry (not the vacuum cleaner I hasten to add), a silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.

Donkey Dong is a bit of a beast

John Thomas Toys once again approached me to see if I wanted to review two new designs of dildos.

I can never say no because they not only ask so nicely, but they also produce some awe-inspiring silicone dildos and stretchers.

"I got the glowing version to review, and I have to say it blew me away the first time I switched the lights off and saw its lovely green glow. I don't know what the neighbours must have thought if they saw the Medium charging on my bedroom window sill LOL."

Joanne

John Thomas Toys gave me the names, but I had no idea what they would actually look like. This was because they were so new they hadn't even added them to their website.

So with just the names, I sat back and waited for two boxes to arrive full of some nice cock for me to play with.

The Colon Snake is both a challenge and a pleasure to use

John Thomas Toys were very concerned that I may get bored while still in lockdown and offered to send me two new dildos. This one, the Colon Snake and their Diablo's Finger Silcione Dildo.

Ok, so now I may need to get a much bigger storage area to hold them all, but I can never seem to say no.

"I have used it several times now, this is one of those sex toys that feels amazing to insert, and the feeling of fulness is hard to describe but highly arousing."

Joanne

I will admit that when John Thomas Toys said they were sending me Colon Snake, I had no idea what to expect. They had not added them to their website before I did my unboxing video. So I was stunned by what I pulled out of the box.

John Thomas Toys produce high-quality dildos of all shapes and sizes. Their designs are always unique and a heck of a lot of fun to review. Although I don't think I'll ever be able to take on the XL size of any of their range as the girth on them is incredible.

Forget the ring toss, challenge your ring

When John Thomas Toys asked if I would like some new toys to review while in yet another lockdown, of course, I said yes.

With so many weeks in lockdown, it is the perfect distraction for me. I was thrilled when I received three boxes of dildos.

"The Challenge shape is easy to start with, but as you can guess from the name, once you reach the first ring, the width expands dramatically, and the challenge begins."

Joanne

This review is for The Challenge. I am reviewing the dildos individually as I feel it would be too long to read a combined review.

Please get comfortable and get ready to hear what I thought of John Thomas Toys The Challenge dildo.

Another great review from across the pond from Lawman

Hello kinksters! It's Lawman again with yet another review of a "hot" estim product. The big news though first; I have hit the big time with respect to reviewing sex toys and more specifically estim toys.

Electrastim sent me another product from the Silicone Fusion line to review, but this time I did not have to pay for it! Thank you.

I think however I had help from a "little birdie" (birdie, get it. See I can be British). This is so much fun, but it does take some time and work as Joanne as eluded to on more than one occasion.

"Let me tell you, it feels really nice buzzing your arse (lol) from entrance all the way to prostate. I cranked the box up to full power. I normally would not do that, but I think due to the amount of contact surface available it didn't seem like that much current."

Lawman

Since Electrastim was so kind to send me this at no cost I feel I really need to spend extra time on this one and provide a really thorough review so grab another cup of coffee, relax and read on.

Today, straight from a hidden field somewhere in Latin America, I will review for your reading pleasure, the Habanero. However, before I begin, I need to correct an incorrect statement I made in the Electrastim Viper Review. I incorrectly stated that I did not previously own any Electrastim products.

A novel design that is good for any orifice, front or rear

The arrival of a new sex toy to review always fills me with excitement but it isn't often that I am also filled with a sense of nervous anticipation as well. But that was the case when these big boys arrived from John Thomas Toys.

It isn't often that I get sent anal play toys, of shall we say, this magnitude. My comfort zone is a medium butt plug. Luckily though I'm fortunate to have a very anally talented female submissive, the lovely sub'r' so you can guess who took on the job of trying these behemoths out.

"I used the small one on the lovely sub'r' first vaginally and then in her ass. The sight of it disappearing into her was mesmerising. The sounds coming out of her when we used a fucking machine on her ass were almost animal."

Joanne

So with a nervous look in her eye, she agreed to take one for the team, which is an excellent job as I would have been stuck with having to squeeze them into my own butt.

I decided to tackle some of the bigger ones vaginally while sub'r' got to test out the anal pleasure these can bring. So let me tell you all about the Anal Probe Dildos in all their eye-wateringly immense glory.

Why are butt plugs so much fun?

Love them or hate them butt plugs are a thing, and they are here to stay. Who knows how long the human race has enjoyed the delight of filling and teasing their anus's with plugs of some sort?

I can imagine Cleopatra enjoying a sumptuous milk bath before emerging and telling a servant to fetch the royal sphincter cork.

No doubt king Leonidis would have died with a smile on his face at the battle of Thermopylae if he had been plugged.

An incredibly thick anal lube that is also good for pussy play

Lube is an often overlooked bedroom accessory that is extremely useful, even I dare say essential for brilliant sex.

I was delighted when Latex, Leather & Lace sent us a bottle of Wicked Jelle water-based anal lubricant.

"As it is so deliciously thick, I often end up playing with it between a finger and thumb watching it stretch as I move them apart."

Joanne

Wicked does some fantastic lubes and we couldn't wait to put this one to the test. I love my job.

So after some intense "cough" thorough testing, I can now let you know our thoughts on this deliciously thick lubricant. So read on for the details about this lube.

Give your ass the screwing it deserves

Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Gplug Twist Butt Plug for them.

Of course, I said yes and had already decided that I was going to let sub'r' be the first to try it out after some light bondage play of course.

"I had no problem enjoying some amazing orgasms while wearing the Gplug Twist. The vibrations that it delivers feel delightful."

Joanne

The Gplug Twist just looks so delicious, and its twisting tapered head makes insertion an absolute delight.

I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and then it was time to get kinky with sub'r'. So read on to find out what we thought of this unique looking butt plug.

Could this be a Purrrrfect kitty tail butt plug?

Fantasy play can be a great way to kink things up a bit, and both my submissive and I love a little kitty play.

I was delighted when I received a Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail from sextoys.co.uk to review, and we both couldn't wait to put it to the test.

"Both sub'r' and I found this extremely easy to insert and we both love the sensation that you get when it 'pops' inside after you get past the widest point."

Joanne

It was something that was going to fit in perfectly with our kitty ears and mittens for some kinky roleplay. Kitty fun and games always have us both purring with delight.

Butt plugs are always so much fun but throw a tail into the mix, and you get a whole new outlook on the things you can do while plugged. So read on to find out what we thought of this one.

A stunning butt plug that should be worn with "Pride"

I always love it when Latex, Leather & Lace reach out to me for a review as they always seem to send me amazing products that are a pleasure to review.

This time was no exception to that rule, and after reviewing the Blush Novelties Real Nude Dildo for them, they wanted my thoughts on the Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug. I jumped at the chance as let's face it this thing looks fantastic I am penchant to a little bit of bum fun.

One of the things that I like about butt plugs is that they are a true gender-free product. Everyone has an anus, and they are designed to be saloon doors not just backdoors. This is where butt plugs come in.

Now, this review took a surprising turn right at the start so read on to see just how good the P5 Avant Fluid Butt Plug really is.

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