Another great review from across the pond from Lawman

Hello kinksters! It's Lawman again with yet another review of a "hot" estim product. The big news though first; I have hit the big time with respect to reviewing sex toys and more specifically estim toys.

Electrastim sent me another product from the Silicone Fusion line to review, but this time I did not have to pay for it! Thank you.

I think however I had help from a "little birdie" (birdie, get it. See I can be British). This is so much fun, but it does take some time and work as Joanne as eluded to on more than one occasion.

"Let me tell you, it feels really nice buzzing your arse (lol) from entrance all the way to prostate. I cranked the box up to full power. I normally would not do that, but I think due to the amount of contact surface available it didn't seem like that much current."

Lawman

Since Electrastim was so kind to send me this at no cost I feel I really need to spend extra time on this one and provide a really thorough review so grab another cup of coffee, relax and read on.

Today, straight from a hidden field somewhere in Latin America, I will review for your reading pleasure, the Habanero. However, before I begin, I need to correct an incorrect statement I made in the Electrastim Viper Review. I incorrectly stated that I did not previously own any Electrastim products.

A novel design that is good for any orifice, front or rear

The arrival of a new sex toy to review always fills me with excitement but it isn't often that I am also filled with a sense of nervous anticipation as well. But that was the case when these big boys arrived from John Thomas Toys.

It isn't often that I get sent anal play toys, of shall we say, this magnitude. My comfort zone is a medium butt plug. Luckily though I'm fortunate to have a very anally talented female submissive, the lovely sub'r' so you can guess who took on the job of trying these behemoths out.

"I used the small one on the lovely sub'r' first vaginally and then in her ass. The sight of it disappearing into her was mesmerising. The sounds coming out of her when we used a fucking machine on her ass were almost animal."

Joanne

So with a nervous look in her eye, she agreed to take one for the team, which is an excellent job as I would have been stuck with having to squeeze them into my own butt.

I decided to tackle some of the bigger ones vaginally while sub'r' got to test out the anal pleasure these can bring. So let me tell you all about the Anal Probe Dildos in all their eye-wateringly immense glory.

Why are butt plugs so much fun?

Love them or hate them butt plugs are a thing, and they are here to stay. Who knows how long the human race has enjoyed the delight of filling and teasing their anus's with plugs of some sort?

I can imagine Cleopatra enjoying a sumptuous milk bath before emerging and telling a servant to fetch the royal sphincter cork.

No doubt king Leonidis would have died with a smile on his face at the battle of Thermopylae if he had been plugged.

An incredibly thick anal lube that is also good for pussy play

Lube is an often overlooked bedroom accessory that is extremely useful, even I dare say essential for brilliant sex.

I was delighted when Latex, Leather & Lace sent us a bottle of Wicked Jelle water-based anal lubricant.

"As it is so deliciously thick, I often end up playing with it between a finger and thumb watching it stretch as I move them apart."

Joanne

Wicked does some fantastic lubes and we couldn't wait to put this one to the test. I love my job.

So after some intense "cough" thorough testing, I can now let you know our thoughts on this deliciously thick lubricant. So read on for the details about this lube.

Give your ass the screwing it deserves

Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Gplug Twist Butt Plug for them.

Of course, I said yes and had already decided that I was going to let sub'r' be the first to try it out after some light bondage play of course.

"I had no problem enjoying some amazing orgasms while wearing the Gplug Twist. The vibrations that it delivers feel delightful."

Joanne

The Gplug Twist just looks so delicious, and its twisting tapered head makes insertion an absolute delight.

I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and then it was time to get kinky with sub'r'. So read on to find out what we thought of this unique looking butt plug.

Could this be a Purrrrfect kitty tail butt plug?

Fantasy play can be a great way to kink things up a bit, and both my submissive and I love a little kitty play.

I was delighted when I received a Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail from sextoys.co.uk to review, and we both couldn't wait to put it to the test.

"Both sub'r' and I found this extremely easy to insert and we both love the sensation that you get when it 'pops' inside after you get past the widest point."

Joanne

It was something that was going to fit in perfectly with our kitty ears and mittens for some kinky roleplay. Kitty fun and games always have us both purring with delight.

Butt plugs are always so much fun but throw a tail into the mix, and you get a whole new outlook on the things you can do while plugged. So read on to find out what we thought of this one.

A stunning butt plug that should be worn with "Pride"

I always love it when Latex, Leather & Lace reach out to me for a review as they always seem to send me amazing products that are a pleasure to review.

This time was no exception to that rule, and after reviewing the Blush Novelties Real Nude Dildo for them, they wanted my thoughts on the Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug. I jumped at the chance as let's face it this thing looks fantastic I am penchant to a little bit of bum fun.

One of the things that I like about butt plugs is that they are a true gender-free product. Everyone has an anus, and they are designed to be saloon doors not just backdoors. This is where butt plugs come in.

Now, this review took a surprising turn right at the start so read on to see just how good the P5 Avant Fluid Butt Plug really is.

A fantastic hybrid lube that looks like cum

Stunt CockStunt Cock here, Joanne has asked me to do this review for her. I have really enjoyed putting Man Cunt through its paces. It is a hybrid lube, being a mixture of water-based and silicone lubes, having the benefits of both without any of the drawbacks of each.

This is the first lube from the Meo range that I have reviewed, and it definitely does what it is designed to do very well indeed. I did laugh when I saw the name as it is a bit of a shocker, it isn't often I get to review something with the 'C' word in its name.

"One benefit of using it is the fantasy element of it looking and feeling like cum, if you have fantasies of multiple creampies or just love the look of cum on your body then this is the lube for you."

Joanne

But as Man Cunt is slang for a guys ass I can understand its use. As its name then suggests, this is an anal lube, I have tested it on myself and also on Joanne and sub'r'.

So, let me tell you what separates Man Cunt from some of the other anal lubes out there.

Give yourself some quality bum loving with this vibrating butt plug

I am a big fan of Rocks Off and the sex toys that they produce, their bullet vibes are fantastic value for money, and so I was delighted when they offered to send me one of their Vortex vibes to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

Rocks Off are a great UK company that is renowned for their creations; there are a few I am still dying to get hold of to review like their amazing Ruby Glow. But this review is about one of their vibrating silicone butt plugs.

"I gave a little jump as I switched on the RO-120mm bullet vibe, the vibrations caused an involuntary clenching onto the plug that felt good too."

Joanne

I do enjoy a good butt plug and having one that vibrates is even more fun. I have enjoyed getting to know the Vortex.

It isn't just a butt plug though; the 10-speed bullet vibe is removable which means you can have so much more fun with it so here are my thoughts on this silicone butt plug.

This butt plug just keeps on popping in not out

As my regular readers will know, I am a bit of a texture queen when it comes to dildos. So, the moment I saw this butt plug I was very interested in how it would feel. Those ridges look so enticing and I just had to see how they felt.

The lovely Cara Sutra sent me one to review for sextoys.co.uk who are one of my favourite UK sex shops and the first guys that ever sent me a product to review many years ago (thank you).

On my hands and knees, I could really feel it pressing against my G-spot and that felt very good.

Joanne

I couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could try it to see if I like my texture as much anally as I do vaginally. I didn't have long to wait.

This is my second butt plug from So-Divine

I am a recent convert to the pleasures that can be had 'through the backdoor'. For years I experienced pain every time that I tried inserting anything up my ass. That changed when I started to review sex toys because I educated myself.

If I can give anyone any advice when it comes to anal play it would be to relax and use lube - lots of it.

I recently reviewed a silicone butt plug for So-Divine called the Sweet Sensations and I loved it. Since my review, they have brought out two extra versions, a Medium and a Large.

The longest that I wore it was overnight and that felt very horny waking up to being plugged, leading to some naughty fun prior to getting out of bed.

Joanne

I was delighted when they got back in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the medium one for them.

So here we are, I have a new butt plug. After spending two weeks using it and getting to know it, I feel satisfied that I can give it a decent review.

This baby blue butt plug looks so cute

I was delighted when I was sent this butt plug to review by the lovely people over at AdultShopIt.co.uk it means two things. Firstly I get a great excuse for some more booty play and secondly as they also included a lube that I have never tried before I would really be able to enjoy myself reviewing both items. I will be reviewing the lube seperately and so this review will concentrate on this lovely little silicone butt plug.

The biggest question that I always ask myself when reviewing a butt plug is - does it have an adequate base?

Joanne

I love silicone butt plugs and it was a lot of fun getting to know this one. So, is it one to recommend for your butt or is it going to be something fit only for the bin? Or in other words will my butt be filled by it again after I have finished my review of it or will it be one never to see the light of day again? Read on to find out.

A Beautiful Glass Butt Plug That Will Put A Smile On Your Face

I am such a lucky woman and when Uberkinky agreed to send me the stunning Icicles No 48 Butt Plug to review that just confirmed that. They sent it to me for free in exchange for an honest review and as I am now an avid fan of lets just say, backdoor pleasures I couldn't wait to put it to the test. Glass sex toys can be incredible due to their smooth texture and their ability to be used very effectively for temperature play.

I have found that I can wear this plug for extended periods of time and having sex whilst it's in place is both possible and something that I strongly recommend that you try as the feeling of being so full is incredible.

Joanne

Uberkinky are one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK and I just love their incredible range of sex toys. It was so hard to choose a butt plug to review as they have just so many to choose from, but (no pun intended so stop giggling) as you will see in the pictures on this review the Icicles No 48 just looks incredible.

Anal Sex Doesn't Have To Be A Pain In The Butt

For years I shied away from having anal sex, telling myself that it was too painful and that it wasn't for me. That was in part because of some failed attempts in the past that involved pain and that really put me off but since starting to review sex toys I decided to revisit this often taboo sex practice to see if it really could be pain free.

I am delighted to tell you that it can be and that I now thoroughly enjoy it reveling in the fact that my back door swings both ways now.

"For most of my life I used to have just a backdoor, but now I've got a saloon-door back there".

Joanne

So what is the big secret to pain free buggery? Well it isn't very complicated at all and most of it is in fact common sense and in this article I hope to pass on my experiences to hopefully make it as enjoyable for you as I find it.

Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness from Uberkinky

I was delighted when Uberkinky asked me if I would be interested in reviewing a strap on harness for them and of courseI said that I would be delighted to. I mean, who would turn down the offer of a quality leather harness that would be a great excuse to have some more girly fun? I'm only human and so I jumped at the chance informing my Stunt Cock that he was off the hook as I know he was worried that I would be using it on him by pegging him instead of enjoying it with my friend.

I cannot describe just how much fun I had with my female friend whilst wearing this harness and also whilst being at her mercy with her wearing it as well.

Joanne

Uberkinky have an amazing range of Strap Ons and to this date I have only ever reviewed one strap on and that was for the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel so I was really looking forward to getting my hands (and hips) on the Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness.

Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine

I am not normally a big fan of butt plugs but when I received the press release from So Divine about their new addition to their range of sex toy - the Sweet Sensation Booty Plug there was just something about it that caught my attention. It may have been the lovely colour (I love purple) but it was in fact its small size. This is a small butt plug and as I have struggled to find a plug that feels natural for me I had to ask if they would be willing to send me one to review in exchange for an honest appraisal of its {Cough!} performance.

If you have never had sex whilst wearing a butt plug where have you been? It is something that I can highly recommend as both you and your partner will love it.

Joanne

Needless to say I have spent quite a bit of time getting to know it. So the big question is, was my initial interest warranted or not. Is this a butt plug that I can recommend for your booty or is it just another generic sex toy?

Figertastic Anal Fun & Games With The Peg

I was sent the delightful Peg by the lovely people over at Godemiche in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I was very keen to try it out as to be honest it looked the perfect size for me to experiment with some anal fun on one of my Fucking Machines and by hand of course. To be honest I don't usually go in for a lot of anal play and because of that I can't take the larger sized butt plugs and so for me the size of the Peg looks perfect.

"It was really comfortable to insert, some anal toys that I have used really stretch me and that is quite uncomfortable but this feels just like a finger and it is nice, very nice in fact."

This slimline silicone bum pleaser was a joy to use and as with the Adam that I reviewed form Godemiche its quality is first class.

Sliquid Naturals Sassy Anal Lubricant

I was keen to try out the Sliquid Naturals Sassy Anal Lube and have used it on numerous occasions now with various butt plugs and also with my Flange e-stim electrode.

I am delighted to say that it performed exactly as expected, being water based and free from parabens and glycerin means that it is kind on your lady (or man) bits.

I found that in use it provided a lot of lubrication but as with all water based lubes I did need to top it up in use especially for fucking machine play. That said though it did last a long time and provided the lubrication I need.

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