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E-StimRead moreI go through an incredible amount of lube; I suppose it goes with the territory with being a sex toy reviewer I guess, and so I am always grateful when I get sent a new lube to evaluate.
The lovely people over at AdultShopIt sent me a tube of Astroglide Gel Waterbased Personal Lube to review and as I have already reviewed the Astroglide Spark Hybrid Lube I was curious to see how this one would perform.
"Once you apply the lube to your intimate parts, it instantly spreads out well, and it provides luxurious lubrication that is very smooth and pleasing."
Joanne
A quick examination of the ingredients though highlighted some interesting materials present in this lube.
Astroglide produces a massive range of personal lubes and so let me tell you about their Gel Water-Based Lube.
I love receiving BDSM products through the post to review, there is something incredibly pleasing about opening a box having no idea what is inside to find something you think might be just up your street.
That is how I felt when I opened my latest package from AdultShopIt a UK online retailer carrying a dizzying array of sex toys and BDSM implements.
"Wearing it was a lot of fun, with the strap pulled very tight the ball portion of the gag forces your teeth open and the penis extension sits on your tongue giving your mouth a very full feeling which I loved."
Joanne
They had sent me a penis ball gag, and I couldn't wait to have some fun with it. I had always wondered how they feel and I was going to find out. I knew that sub'r' would also be delighted to put it through its paces too.
So we went to a dungeon and put it to the test, having used it numerous times now I feel confident that I can do it justice in this review so here we go.
I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.
I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.
"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."
Joanne
This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.
So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.
Rope play is often a common form of BDSM play and rope is excellent for restraining a submissive or for some tie tease fun in the bedroom.
I have seen these Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs online and was curious about how they would feel and perform in use, and so I was delighted when AdultshopIt.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing a set for them.
"I am impressed by these cuffs and love their simplicity. They make an ideal supplementary set of restraints or a first time set for anyone starting their journey into basic BDSM play."
Joanne
Well, obviously I had to say yes as it would satisfy my curiosity and it would be an excellent excuse to be tied up again. Adultshopit.co.uk sent me this purple set for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, how did we get on with this rope set? I roped in my Stunt Cock (see what I did there) for some light bondage play. Read on to find out how we got on.
As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well.
I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both.
It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well.
Joanne
Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means that it's the perfect time to give this lube a good run for its money. So, is it something that I can recommend or is it going to be a lube that I won't use again after I publish this review? Read on to find out.
I was delighted when I was sent this butt plug to review by the lovely people over at AdultShopIt.co.uk it means two things. Firstly I get a great excuse for some more booty play and secondly as they also included a lube that I have never tried before I would really be able to enjoy myself reviewing both items. I will be reviewing the lube seperately and so this review will concentrate on this lovely little silicone butt plug.
The biggest question that I always ask myself when reviewing a butt plug is - does it have an adequate base?
Joanne
I love silicone butt plugs and it was a lot of fun getting to know this one. So, is it one to recommend for your butt or is it going to be something fit only for the bin? Or in other words will my butt be filled by it again after I have finished my review of it or will it be one never to see the light of day again? Read on to find out.
I love a little bit of BDSM fun in the bedroom, or any other room for that matter and so when AdultShopIt.co.uk sent me the Fetish Fantasy Mini Silk Rope I was delighted as it meant I had the perfect excuse for some more tie tease fun.
This rope is nice and soft and it has a good texture that leaves delicious marks on your skin once removed after a period of binding.
Joanne
This handy little length of rope is really quite useful, it isn't your usual 10m long length so let me show you why it's still something to defintiely consider adding to your kit bag.
I love a bit of kinky bedroom fun and restraints are a staple diet of the kind of fun I really enjoy. So I was delighted when AdultShopIt.co.uk sent me this Sportsheets bondage kit for free in exchange for a fair and unbiased review and this will not affect the outcome of the review in anyway.
Restraints are a lot of fun, but some of them can be a pain to fit and you need other attachments in order to secure your subject but these cuffs are quick and easy as each also comes with a long webbing strap that you can tie to basically anything.
Velcro straps are inherently not as strong as buckle style restraints but these fit snuggly and I've not been able to struggle out of them (not through lack of trying).
Joanne
So, is this a kit to recommend or is it a none starter? Read on to find out my thoughts on it and to hear how it performs in the bedroom or dungeon for that matter.