03-02-2024 213 Butt Plugs
In space (or the space between your legs) no-one can hear your anus scream I never know what I w...
01-02-2024 173 Dildos
Finally - The perfect solution for playing with large dildos I always get excited when John Thoma...
22-01-2024 228 Dildos
Leviathan is perfect for deep play with lots of textures I really enjoy reviewing good quality se...
18-01-2024 153 Dildos
A stunning and creepy silicone dildo that will grab your attention John Thomas Toys (JTT for shor...
07-01-2024 223 Dildos
Chunksta by name Chunksta by nature, this one is a real squeeze John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) ...
07-01-2024 289 Butt Plugs
Colon Balls is a challenge not for the faint hearted John Thomas Toys (JTT) sent me several boxes...
07-01-2024 231 Butt Plugs
Stanmore Trainer gives a gently expanding stretch as you take more and more John Thomas Toys (JTT...
31-12-2023 212 Dildos
Mick certainly knows how to fill a waiting hole John Thomas Toys asked if I would review another ...
29-12-2023 160 Vibrators
Peachu gave my clitoris a trip to remember Hi, it's sub 'r' here. As you know, I love the more un...
Uncle Bob certainly knows how to please John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me another batch of their latest products. How could I say no? JTT produces…
DildosRead moreCute, yet unapologetically intense, this dildo is fab John Thomas Toys (JTT) manufactures some fantastic products whether you want a dildo, stretcher or depth toy. JTT also offers a nice range of…
DildosRead moreThe traffic cone look alike that will stretch your abilities John Thomas Toys (JTT) designs and manufactures a wide range of dildos and stretchers. All are made with good-quality silicone. With…
DildosRead moreA dildo with a subtle twist for you to enjoy John Thomas Toys (JTT) asked if I would like to review some of their latest creations, and I always look forward…
DildosRead moreStunningly simple and a sweet stretch too I really do love reviewing quality items. With this in mind, I can never say no when John Thomas Toys ask if they can…
Butt PlugsRead moreA bumpy ride can be so enjoyable John Thomas Toys has a fantastic variety of dildos and stretchers. So when they asked me if I would like to review the latest…
DildosRead more17-07-2017 238986 Articles
Some Inspirational E-stim Masturbation Techniques First of all, this article is a little bit naug...
06-02-2019 223073 E-Stim Advice
Or, Joanne's guide to zapping your cock First of all this article is a little bit naughtier than ...
04-08-2015 206552 Articles
Thinking About Buying A Sex Or Fucking Machine? As with anything else, it always pays to do your ...
05-07-2018 176163 Articles
You might be surprised by the DDLG scene when you learn more about it First off, I can pretty muc...
21-11-2016 142221 Sex & Fucking Machines
The Tremblr Will Leave You Totally Dry You can imagine my delight when I was approached by Ian from...
25-02-2016 98441 Sex & Fucking Machines
The Venus Litterally Sucks You Dry I love SexTech and I am delighted that I have managed to get m...
12-01-2016 87404 Dildos
Nova The Breeder - Creampie Dildo Fun I received a Bad Dragon Nova the Breeder dildo for Christmas ...
20-07-2016 79189 Other Reviews
Book Review - How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar Now I don't usually do book reviews as I am a slow r...
11-02-2015 73390 Sex & Fucking Machines
Renting a Sybian Sex Machine I have to state that I don’t yet own a Sybian (but it is high on my ...
The Shockspot Is The Rolls Royce Of Fucking Machines When you ask someone to name their dream car you will often hear names like Ferarri, Porsche and Lambourghini and these cars…
Sex & Fucking MachinesRead moreEcwid.init(); xProductBrowser("categoriesPerRow=3","views=grid(20,3) list(60) table(60)","categoryView=grid","searchView=list","id=my-store-16866291"); Shopping Cart (function(d, s, id) { var js, amjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; …
GeneralRead moreGetting the most bang for your buck with a Sybian The Sybian is a legend in its own right, for 30 years it has been providing hard orgasms to women all…
ArticlesRead moreMachine delivered corporal punishment I learned something new recently; spanking machines are a thing! I was delighted when the good people over at sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would…
Sex & Fucking MachinesRead moreThe best machines for hands free orgasms, or, a posh wank I am often asked which is the best cock milking machines. I am going to tell you all about three…
ArticlesRead moreThe night I popped my swingers club cherry at The Attic in Derby It was raining hard, and I was starting to regret my decision to visit a swingers club with…
ArticlesRead more10-06-2023 1210 E-Stim Advice
Important information to consider if you modify your electrodes I often use self-adhesive monopol...
24-10-2023 419 Vibrators
Taking rabbit play to new levels of enjoyment, especially online I love sex-tech, and let's face ...
13-07-2020 6466 Blog
If estim cock play is your thing then I have designed something you may enjoy Well, I have done i...
05-02-2021 4678 Dildos
Forget the ring toss, challenge your ring When John Thomas Toys asked if I would like some new to...
22-06-2018 13445 Male Masturbators
It's always fun slipping inside something more comfortable Stunt Cock here again to review a male...
05-02-2018 16436 Vibrators
When I say it was a pleasure to review - I really mean it I have finally managed to tick off an a...
12-07-2019 9481 Vibrators
A unisex vibrating plug for prostate and g-spot play It isn't often that I am fortunate enough to...
04-05-2018 19946 BDSM Kit Reviews
You can now squirt, fist, or pee with confidence that you won't ruin the bedding Every so often I...
17-12-2018 12862 BDSM Kit Reviews
This is a set that captures your mind as well as your submissive You can imagine how excited I go...
A handy USB rechargeable vibrator with a twist I have enjoyed all of the sex toys that I have reviewed for So Divine in the past, and so I was delighted…
VibratorsRead moreA vibe with a shockingly good twist Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review for you. This time it's the Tickling Truman E-Stim Vibe from Mystim which is part…
E-StimRead moreI hate it when people put others down because of their sexual tastes What is Normal Sex? I'll tell you what it isn't. Normal sex is not something defined in university…
BlogRead moreAnother Great Clitoral Stimulator From Satisfyer I have been very lucky to review three of the clitoral stimulators from the Satisfyer range of products and this is my final review. You…
VibratorsRead moreTime for some alien impregnation fun and games Picture my delight when I was asked by Sexmachines.co.uk to review a Mr Hankey's dildo for them. I adore Mr Hankey's dildos and…
DildosRead morePurple Blaise Glass Dildo - Undulating Waves Of Orgasmic Delight The lovely ladies over at A Touch Of Glass asked me if I wanted to review any more of their amazing…
DildosRead more30-10-2023 649 E-Stim Advice
Check out my weekly live streams I host a weekly livestream on Youtube at 5pm (UK time) every Sat...
10-06-2023 1210 E-Stim Advice
Important information to consider if you modify your electrodes I often use self-adhesive monopol...
28-10-2021 4291 E-Stim
Good things do indeed come in small packages It isn't often that a new e-stim control box is rele...
24-08-2021 5597 E-Stim
Another Serious Kit SPT Receiver Another fantastic guest review from RubberStimmer, a long time s...
27-02-2021 7026 E-Stim
A simple and very effective way to explore tri-phase play I have decided to review the Tri-Phase ...
13-01-2021 10043 E-Stim
A guest review of some serious penis play kit I am delighted to bring you a guest review from Rub...
03-11-2020 5809 E-Stim Advice
So how does the ABox Mk2 stack up against the 2B for audio play? I really enjoyed reviewing the A...
02-11-2020 7735 E-Stim
An audio based e-stim control box that works really well Now, this is a review that I have been s...
15-10-2020 6831 E-Stim Advice
Taking the humble blowjob to a shockingly good new level of fun So picture the scene, I have my S...
Hell yes it is, and in this article I'll tell you why Recently, as a result of a conversation with a Dutch Fetlifer, I started to wonder how many penis owners…
E-Stim AdviceRead moreA vibe with a shockingly good twist Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review for you. This time it's the Tickling Truman E-Stim Vibe from Mystim which is part…
E-StimRead moreSome quick pointers on stimming your prostate with insertables Here is something for the prostate owners out there who love their e-stim play and want to target their prostate more effectively. Now…
E-Stim AdviceRead moreA new control box with some very good potential I am delighted to be able to publish this guest review by Guayule-Nomisma from over on Fetlife and Twitter - Thank You. He's…
E-StimRead moreAnother great review from across the pond from Lawman Hello kinksters! It's Lawman again with yet another review of a "hot" estim product. The big news though first; I have hit…
E-StimRead moreA glans electrode with mixed results Hello again, Lawman here with another review of an estim toy. I realize this was soon after the first review I have ever done, but…
E-StimRead moreI go through an incredible amount of lube; I suppose it goes with the territory with being a sex toy reviewer I guess, and so I am always grateful when I get sent a new lube to evaluate.
The lovely people over at AdultShopIt sent me a tube of Astroglide Gel Waterbased Personal Lube to review and as I have already reviewed the Astroglide Spark Hybrid Lube I was curious to see how this one would perform.
"Once you apply the lube to your intimate parts, it instantly spreads out well, and it provides luxurious lubrication that is very smooth and pleasing."
Joanne
A quick examination of the ingredients though highlighted some interesting materials present in this lube.
Astroglide produces a massive range of personal lubes and so let me tell you about their Gel Water-Based Lube.
I love receiving BDSM products through the post to review, there is something incredibly pleasing about opening a box having no idea what is inside to find something you think might be just up your street.
That is how I felt when I opened my latest package from AdultShopIt a UK online retailer carrying a dizzying array of sex toys and BDSM implements.
"Wearing it was a lot of fun, with the strap pulled very tight the ball portion of the gag forces your teeth open and the penis extension sits on your tongue giving your mouth a very full feeling which I loved."
Joanne
They had sent me a penis ball gag, and I couldn't wait to have some fun with it. I had always wondered how they feel and I was going to find out. I knew that sub'r' would also be delighted to put it through its paces too.
So we went to a dungeon and put it to the test, having used it numerous times now I feel confident that I can do it justice in this review so here we go.
I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.
I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.
"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."
Joanne
This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.
So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.
Rope play is often a common form of BDSM play and rope is excellent for restraining a submissive or for some tie tease fun in the bedroom.
I have seen these Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs online and was curious about how they would feel and perform in use, and so I was delighted when AdultshopIt.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing a set for them.
"I am impressed by these cuffs and love their simplicity. They make an ideal supplementary set of restraints or a first time set for anyone starting their journey into basic BDSM play."
Joanne
Well, obviously I had to say yes as it would satisfy my curiosity and it would be an excellent excuse to be tied up again. Adultshopit.co.uk sent me this purple set for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, how did we get on with this rope set? I roped in my Stunt Cock (see what I did there) for some light bondage play. Read on to find out how we got on.
As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well.
I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both.
It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well.
Joanne
Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means that it's the perfect time to give this lube a good run for its money. So, is it something that I can recommend or is it going to be a lube that I won't use again after I publish this review? Read on to find out.
I was delighted when I was sent this butt plug to review by the lovely people over at AdultShopIt.co.uk it means two things. Firstly I get a great excuse for some more booty play and secondly as they also included a lube that I have never tried before I would really be able to enjoy myself reviewing both items. I will be reviewing the lube seperately and so this review will concentrate on this lovely little silicone butt plug.
The biggest question that I always ask myself when reviewing a butt plug is - does it have an adequate base?
Joanne
I love silicone butt plugs and it was a lot of fun getting to know this one. So, is it one to recommend for your butt or is it going to be something fit only for the bin? Or in other words will my butt be filled by it again after I have finished my review of it or will it be one never to see the light of day again? Read on to find out.
I love a little bit of BDSM fun in the bedroom, or any other room for that matter and so when AdultShopIt.co.uk sent me the Fetish Fantasy Mini Silk Rope I was delighted as it meant I had the perfect excuse for some more tie tease fun.
This rope is nice and soft and it has a good texture that leaves delicious marks on your skin once removed after a period of binding.
Joanne
This handy little length of rope is really quite useful, it isn't your usual 10m long length so let me show you why it's still something to defintiely consider adding to your kit bag.
I love a bit of kinky bedroom fun and restraints are a staple diet of the kind of fun I really enjoy. So I was delighted when AdultShopIt.co.uk sent me this Sportsheets bondage kit for free in exchange for a fair and unbiased review and this will not affect the outcome of the review in anyway.
Restraints are a lot of fun, but some of them can be a pain to fit and you need other attachments in order to secure your subject but these cuffs are quick and easy as each also comes with a long webbing strap that you can tie to basically anything.
Velcro straps are inherently not as strong as buckle style restraints but these fit snuggly and I've not been able to struggle out of them (not through lack of trying).
Joanne
So, is this a kit to recommend or is it a none starter? Read on to find out my thoughts on it and to hear how it performs in the bedroom or dungeon for that matter.