Hot Octopuss has produced another winner with the AMO bullet vibe

As a total fangirl of Hot Octopuss, I followed their release of the AMO bullet vibe with much interest. Bullet vibes are amazing, and as far as I am concerned, everyone should have one in their playbag.

Hot Octopuss has made their name by creating beautiful sex toys that perform exceptionally well while also being different from the norm. I like that, different and quirky are terms I often use to describe myself, as well as what I enjoy sexually.

"The higher power settings are amazing, and it is fun to slowly work your way up to them and then to send yourself over the edge into an orgasm that for me, has me gasping for breath afterwards."

Joanne

I was, of course, delighted when they asked me if I would like to review an AMO for them and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on one.

So, let me tell you all about the AMO and why it's going to be another hit for Hot Octopuss.

This small clitoral suction vibrator packs a punch and looks so cute

When I was approached by Dreamlove to review a new clitoral stimulator before it has even been released in the UK, I was thrilled. So, of course, I jumped at the chance.

What is it? Well, it is a very nicely proportioned clitoral suction vibrator. It is new onto the market, and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on it.

"I enjoyed playing with the vibrations to start with, then would switch to the suction for a while, before switching again. I found by changing back and forth I could fully enjoy the Shushu and prolong the fun I was experiencing."

Joanne

It arrived quickly and safely packed securely in a plain box. As it has not been released yet, it came wrapped in paper and decorated with a bow, placed in a sealed gift bag. Having no product packaging, I not able to comment on the retail packaging in this review but I have obtained a picture of it for you all.

No doubt you are all more interested in how it performs though rather than what it arrives in. So here are my thoughts on the Ritual Shushu toy itself, please read on...

Another lovely vibe from Gvibe in London

I always get super excited when Gvibe tell me they are sending me something in the post, and I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the new Gcandy.

I have reviewed lots of vibrators and but plugs from Gvibe, and I am always impressed by them, heck even the packaging gets my juices flowing.

"As a texture queen, I really enjoyed the deep ridges. They create genuinely great sensations when thrusting it in and out. While the soft texture allows you to squeeze the shaft without the discomfort, you might have with a solid toy. The silky feel of the silicone means that it slides in easily with only a small amount of water-based lube needed until your natural lubricants take over."

Joanne

In a market place saturated with rabbit style vibes, I hoped that Gvibe would once again not disappoint.

So, read on to find out what I think of the Gcandy.

Taking masturbation to vibrating new highs

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again with another review of a penis orientated sex toy for the lovely Joanne.

Recently Satisfyer seems to be throwing sex toys at reviewers, and I was delighted when two penis toys arrived in the post.

"I tried stroking with it but that felt a bit cumbersome, I found the way that works best for me it just to insert myself into it and to find the sweet spot where the powerful vibrations on my frenulum felt best."

Stunt Cock

After blowing a raspberry at Joanne as these were for me and not her, I got down to the task of getting to know them - intimately. This sleek black masturbator with looks that remind me of the form of an F1 racing car was fun to use, and I enjoyed getting acquainted with it.

So, let me tell you all about it and what I thought of it when using on my happy chap.

The EveryGirl rabbit vibe lives up to Rocks Off's reputation for quality

Once again, I find myself smiling from ear to ear as I type up another review of a Rocks Off product. This time I have had the pleasure (in the biblical sense) of getting to know their Everygirl Rabbit Vibrator.

Now I don't know about you, but I love rabbit vibes, and this is one sex toy that I have really enjoyed reviewing.

"I can enjoy long slow masturbation sessions with the EveryGirl or I can crank it up and give myself a toe-curling quickie, and that makes it a very flexible sex toy."

Joanne

Rocks Off just seem to be going from strength to strength, the Zeppelina vibrator that I have recently reviewed was terrific.

I love it when I try a new vibrator and I find it really flicks my switch, and the EveryGirl vibe did just that. So, let me tell you why the Everygirl Vibe is indeed a rabbit vibe for every girl.

The Zeppelina is certainly no blimp where power is concerned

Once again I find myself smiling as I write up another review of a Rocks Off vibrator. This time it is the Zeppelina from their Dr Rocco's Pleasure Emporium range of sex toys.

This range looks fantastic with its Steampunk styling. As I love all things Steampunk I had big expectations for the Zeppelina. I have enjoyed all of the previous vibes I have reviewed for Rocks Off, and it is nice to be reviewing another one.

"The girth of the Zeppelina feels great, and I love feeling it open me up before I swallow it inside my vagina. Thrusting with it is lots of fun and orgasming with it deep inside me feels fantastic as my kegel muscles clamp down on it mid-orgasm."

Joanne

This review will give you my thoughts on the Zeppelina but also those of sub'r' who now has it in her bedside drawer. She has literally hammered it for the last couple of weeks relishing in the sensations that it can deliver.

So, let's get on with it, let me tell you all about the Zeppelina from Rocks Off.

A discreet clitoral stimulator that gives you just what you need

Can you believe that I have never reviewed a product from Womanizer before? Three years of reviewing sex toys, 278 reviews so far but none of them of Womanizer products. Well, that has now changed as I have just finished reviewing the Womanizer Liberty.

Womanizer was the first to create air pulse clitoral sex toys, and other companies soon jumped on the bandwagon with their own take on what has become a classic sex toy design.

"I can cum hard in under 30 seconds from cold with this type of sex toy, and it is refreshing to be able to give myself quickies whenever I want to."

Joanne

This is the first actual Womanizer sex toy that I have, but I have reviewed lots of other sex toys using the same style of air pulse tech, so I think I am qualified to give it a good run for its money.

This amazing little toy has been the cause of so many bedsheet changes

I was delighted when I was asked by Crimson Princess if I would be interested in reviewing a Fun Factory Stronic G Vibrator for them.

I love the bright, vibrant colours and body safe materials used by Fun Factory, and I was first introduced to them when I lived in Germany many years ago where I had an extensive collection of their sex toys.

"The targeted attention to my G-spot had me gasping for breath and my toes curling as my first orgasm washed over me and I was delighted when I felt myself squirting"

Joanne

I didn't need asking twice and jumped at the chance to try out another of their fantastic range of products.

I didn't have to wait long until it was delivered and these last three weeks have been a blur of amazing orgasms, where often I squirted so much that the bedding needed changing. The Stronic G is one hell of a vibrator, it isn't perfect, but it is one hell of a good ride.

A handy USB rechargeable vibrator with a twist

I have enjoyed all of the sex toys that I have reviewed for So Divine in the past, and so I was delighted when they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their new USB rechargeable vibrator - The Get Lucky Vibe.

With a trip to Germany just around the corner, I jumped at the chance as I decided I would review it here and then let sub'r' take it on her trip to Germany as, to be honest, it is the perfect travelling companion.

"The small nodules on the tip of the vibrator feel incredible when I slowly rub them over the top of my clitoris."

Joanne

So I waited for its arrival with high hopes... It follows a long line of very enjoyable vibes that have given me some fantastic orgasms to live up to. Would it continue to build on its predecessor's performance or would it be a letdown? No pressure at all.

My first impressions were - "this is different". Read on to find out my final thoughts on it.

Slipping into something comfortable has never been so much fun

Stunt CockStunt Cock, here again, I have been dragged back in kicking and screaming by Joanne to review another male masturbator for her.

Just kidding about the kicking and screaming bit, I relish the opportunity to try something new, and if it means sticking my happy chap into something soft and sensual, then I am definitely up for that.

Joanne received a Satisfyer For Men to review and I know that she is always raving about her collection of Satisfyer toys, I have never seen her cum as quickly as when she is using one of their clitoral suction sex toys.

"Having the ability to make the masturbator squeeze your manhood during use really feels incredible, and this gives the Satisfyer For Men a considerable boost over other masturbators like the Fleshlight."

Stunt Cock

Before it arrived I did a bit of reading up on the Satisfyer For Men which is fronted by male porn star Rocco Siffredi, and that got my attention, this guy has fucked over 5,000 women, and he is claiming that the Satisfyer For Men gave him the best orgasm of his life.

Mmmm, I think that may not be precisely true, but I was keen to find out if it did indeed live up to that strong claim, so read on to find out what I think of it.

This ball and chain is definitly no drag

I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.

Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.

"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."

Joanne

Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.

Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.

I put this clitoral vibe to the test to compare it to its predecessor

I have been fortunate enough to have been sent a Zumio S to review, this is a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

I have been dying to see how the new Zumio S performs as I have already reviewed the Zumio X.

"In use, it is very quiet making it a very discreet vibe ideal for use in busy households. It is small enough to be easily used when making love it you need some extra stimulation."

Joanne

Already having the original Zumio has meant that I could compare them both side by side to see the differences in performance that the slight changes to the design have resulted in.

So, is the Zumio S a leap forward for this unique clitoral vibrator or is it more of a flop? Read on to find out.

This tiny little bullet vibe is surprisingly powerful

I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.

I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.

"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."

Joanne

This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.

So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.

A gem of a sex toy ideal for combating the dreaded holiday horn

I am so lucky to be a part of a very positive and supporting reviewer community, and I was delighted when the lovely Jessica from jessicasrabbit.com got in touch after reading a Twitter post made by me saying I would love to review the Satisfyer Pro Traveler.

Jessicas Rabbit

Jessica had a spare one, and she sent it to me which is so sweet of her. She wouldn't even let me pay for the postage, she is so lovely so please check out her site and show her some love.

"The sensations that this type of sex toy makes is toe-curlingly mind-blowing. I can only describe it as breathtaking, imagine having the best oral sex you have ever had and then multiply the sensation by 100 and you will be close to how this style of toy feels."

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive as I am a bit of a Satisfyer groupie, I love their take on clitoral suction stimulators, and I was looking forward to seeing how the Traveler would perform.

I am off on holiday soon and can't bear to be without some sex toys, so I hoped that this little sex toy could be the answer to my dreams. To find out if it will be coming on holiday with me for some clitoral pleasure read on.

Sitting on an egg has never been so much fun

As anyone who reads my blog and reviews knows I like it a little kinky. So when Wolf at Meo asked if I would be interested in reviewing their remote control bullet, my kinky mind went into overdrive with all the possibilities.

I jumped at the chance as remote controlled sex toys are so much fun to use, they are ideal for Dom/sub scenarios but also for solo use as well.

"One of the great features of this vibrating egg is just how quiet it is in use. When buried deep inside you it is all but silent, on its highest setting you can just make out the vibrations in a quiet room."

Joanne

Vibrating eggs are so very naughty, you can insert one, and no one around you will have any idea that you are secretly getting off on the sensations.

So read on to find out my thoughts on this very lovely looking remote controlled egg vibrator.

Bath time has never been so much fun

I enjoyed reviewing the Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wideboy with the help of my Stunt Cock, and he is still using it every day. I am of course enjoying the fruits of his efforts in terms of girth and length.

I was therefore delighted when Bathmate got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest new product. They are now venturing into the vibrator marketplace, and I was curious to see what their efforts would produce.

"The fourth and tenth pattern were my favourites. There is something about those particular vibration patterns that really agrees with my clitoris."

Joanne

It is hard to get a vibrator just right concerning power and performance, and it takes a lot of background work to produce something that isn't just a generic gimmick. I had high hopes that Bathmate would pull it off after seeing how effective their penis developers are.

I was sent this USB rechargeable bullet vibe for free in exchange for an honest and frank review, that said here are my thoughts on this little bullet vibe.

The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off

It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.

The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.

For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".

Joanne

We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.

Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.

There is nothing grey about the performance of this little vibe

I was delighted when the lovely people over at Pleasure Attic got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator for them.

Now, this is the first sex toy from the Fifty Shades franchise that I have reviewed, and I was curious if it would live up to its hype.

"It has a grey matte finish which looks really, really nice. I love the dark look, and the matte finish makes it easy to hold."

Joanne

Having read the books I was interested to see if this vibrator would live up to its description or if it would be just a terrible offering to E.L.James and the publisher gods.

As you can tell I jumped at the chance of putting it through its paces to see if it would bring me to my knees or if it would leave me frustrated and in a grey mood.

Give yourself some quality bum loving with this vibrating butt plug

I am a big fan of Rocks Off and the sex toys that they produce, their bullet vibes are fantastic value for money, and so I was delighted when they offered to send me one of their Vortex vibes to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

Rocks Off are a great UK company that is renowned for their creations; there are a few I am still dying to get hold of to review like their amazing Ruby Glow. But this review is about one of their vibrating silicone butt plugs.

"I gave a little jump as I switched on the RO-120mm bullet vibe, the vibrations caused an involuntary clenching onto the plug that felt good too."

Joanne

I do enjoy a good butt plug and having one that vibrates is even more fun. I have enjoyed getting to know the Vortex.

It isn't just a butt plug though; the 10-speed bullet vibe is removable which means you can have so much more fun with it so here are my thoughts on this silicone butt plug.

This is not just your usual run of the mill cock ring, this is a super hero of a cock ring

I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.

Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.

"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."

Joanne

They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.

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