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Commissioning a sponsored post

I'm regularly approached by companies wanting me to host "exciting articles that your readers will love". While it is a form of compliment that someone thinks my site is worth them looking for backlinks it is also something that I have carefully built from the ground up myself - this is my site. The articles, reviews and blog posts are all my own work.

That said, if you would like to have your business featured in a post, I do offer a sponsored post service where you can commission an article from me, and you will have at least one link to your site from within it. This link offers no specific guaranteed traffic return.

My sponsored posts are written with the aim of educating and informing my audience while also providing an excellent advertising opportunity for your business. Reciprocal links will be natural and will fit in with the theme of the sponsored post.

The focus and details of an article can be discussed upon arrangement being made.

An example of one of my sponsored posts can be seen here - Rabbit Vibrators, How To Choose A Fantastic One

Bespoke Sextoy Shop Product Descriptions

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Bespoke Sextoy Shop Product Descriptions

Your Products Need To Stand Out From The Crowd

We all live in an age where the majority of visitors to our sites come from the major search engines and so it is vitally important to understand how they work and what we can do to benefit our sites visibility the most in what is a very cut throat industry - online sex toy shops.

For anyone who doesn't know, the major search engines like Google penalise for duplicate content so if your stock has the default description supplied by your supplier for your products you will be penalised as google has seen it all before on thousands of other shops and no matter how you try to improve your products chances of being on page one you won't as it is duplicate content.

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Advertise Your Site/Brand Here

I am really proud of how my site has grown since its inception and it's always nice to have new partners come aboard. We are continuing to grow and it is nice that you have shown an interest in my work and site.

Kinkly Top 100 Blogger BadgeThere are a lot of reasons why you should advertise your brand or site here on sexmachinereviews.co.uk some of them being an excellent targeted audience coupled with being associated with a growing sex blog. I enjoy working with my advertisers to maximise their reach.

My site is listed on the Kinkly Top Sex Blogs Directory where it features within the top 100 sex blogs and it continues to climb month after month. Last year my site was listed in Kinkly’s Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes list of 2018.

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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

Winston Churchill

Nice quote and it probably applies to most people who find this page. That said though these rules and policies are set down so that there is no ambiguity regarding how I run my site and how I interact with others on the "T'internet".

Please take the time to read and digest these rules prior to making an offer of something to review or approaching me for any form of advertising or sponsorship opportunity. Striking a deal with me will mean that I will assume that you have read and agree to these terms and I will therefore not be able to issue any refunds for anything covered below if it proves that at a later date you didn't bother. These are very basic rules and I reserve the right to be able to change them at a later date. So on with the rules.....

Adult Products and Sex Toy Reviews

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Adult Products and Sex Toy Reviews

If you need a thorough review then you have found the right place

I will happily review your adult product or sex toy for you free of charge. Contact me to discuss the details of what you need reviewing.

Upon agreement, I will conduct an honest and unbiased review of your product as I do with everything that I review. You are welcome to quote excerpts of the review (subject to my policies on quoting my work) or use it in your own promotional material. I will review sex toys, bondage items, sex machines and attachments, lubes or anything else of an adult nature.

Latest Reviews

May 20, 2019

The Grabbit Luxury Rabbit Vibrator From Gvibe

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The Grabbit feels as good as it looks Gvibe is a UK based company who produce some fantastic vibrators and butt plugs. I have always had a great time reviewing their products and can highly recommend their Gplug Twist and Gbulb that I recently reviewed. So,… Read More
May 16, 2019

Wicked Jelle Water-Based Anal Lube

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An incredibly thick anal lube that is also good for pussy play Lube is an often overlooked bedroom accessory that is extremely useful, even I dare say essential for brilliant sex. I was delighted when Latex, Leather & Lace sent us a bottle of Wicked Jelle… Read More
Apr 28, 2019

Blush Temptasia Twist Silicone Dildo Review

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The Temptasia Twist is a dildo designed to please any hole you want to pleasure I am… Read More
Apr 20, 2019

Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System Pump

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March 24, 2019

Best Male Milking Machines

The best machines for hands free orgasms, or, a posh wank I am often asked which is the best male milking machine. I am going to tell you all about three that I know are out of this world. They ain't cheap, but with sex machines, you do indeed get what you… Read More
August 27, 2018

Experiencing Burning Or Stinging When Stimming?

Here are some pointers to smooth things out a bit Stinging or burning is often caused by either having too much power going through an electrode or having your electrode too small. Other things can also create this sort of problem, and I will cover those… Read More
Jul 05, 2018

What is a DDLG relationship?

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Jun 11, 2018

Male And Female Chastity Belts & Cock Cages

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Latest Blog Posts

May 08, 2019

I Am Designing A Belt Clip And Holder For My 2B Estim Control Box

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If you enjoy stimming while walking around then this may be of interest to you The 2B E-stim Control Box is an absolutely fantastic piece of equipment, and lots of people enjoy stimming while being mobile. I decided to design my own 3D printable belt clip and… Read More
March 29, 2019

Friday, March 29th, is Boobday!

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Celebrate #BoobDay by whipping them out and admiring them It's finally here BrexitDay and what a cluster that is, so let's think about a much better day to celebrate and enjoy - Boobday! These pics aren't as grand as others posted on #BoobDay, but they do get… Read More
Mar 29, 2019

How To Support A Blogger Or Author

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Here are some quick ways to really help support a blogger/author This is an article about… Read More
Mar 13, 2019

I Am Reviewing The Python Electro-Compression System

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My Stunt Cock is going to be having lots of shockingly good fun After a very exciting… Read More
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