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It's soooooooo big, a classic design made Mega by John Thomas Toys
John Thomas Toys emailed me to check if I was happy to receive some more items to review. After I said yes, I took another look in my toy box and realised I would have to put more into temporary storage at the office/workshop.
I enjoy their products so much that I just can't say no. But hey, we are already thinking of moving somewhere larger next year so we can make room for more :-p
"Okay, so The Ripper is a somewhat intimidating stretcher. After some discussion with sub 'r', we decided that it would be used vaginally and not anally. Plus, neither of us wanted to use anything larger than the small; yes, call us both chickens if you wish."
Joanne
If you are the lucky owner of any of their products, I think that you would probably realise my predicament. Would you say no to more of their fantastic silicone products?
Okay, so after the current selection had been re-jiggled, I was ready for some new additions. Plus that meant a little less room at my office/workshop, oops :-)
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The Colon Snake is both a challenge and a pleasure to use
John Thomas Toys were very concerned that I may get bored while still in lockdown and offered to send me two new dildos. This one, the Colon Snake and their Diablo's Finger Silcione Dildo.
Ok, so now I may need to get a much bigger storage area to hold them all, but I can never seem to say no.
"I have used it several times now, this is one of those sex toys that feels amazing to insert, and the feeling of fulness is hard to describe but highly arousing."
Joanne
I will admit that when John Thomas Toys said they were sending me Colon Snake, I had no idea what to expect. They had not added them to their website before I did my unboxing video. So I was stunned by what I pulled out of the box.
John Thomas Toys produce high-quality dildos of all shapes and sizes. Their designs are always unique and a heck of a lot of fun to review. Although I don't think I'll ever be able to take on the XL size of any of their range as the girth on them is incredible.
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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A butt plug to delight and stimulate, so let the sparks fly.
I am such a lucky reviewer, picture me stuck here in the middle of a lockdown, bored and running out of sex toys to review. Now imagine the smile on my face when I get a lovely e-mail from Mick at E-Stim Systems saying that they have sent me a package with two new electrodes to review.
I'm pretty sure that my neighbour must have heard my rather loud "Yes!" after I read the e-mail.
"Just like with the E-Bead 2.0 I enjoyed some serious ghost fucking, with it rocking back and forth in my bum. The tingling and sensations internally were pleasant, but it was the rocking action of getting my bum fucked by electrons that got me off."
sub'r'
The very next day, my care package arrived, and I was delighted to find both sizes of E-WMCBP 2.0 together with both sizes of E-Bead 2.0 bipolar electrodes.
Life as an e-stim queen doesn't get better than that. Having just finished my review of the E-Bead 2.0 it is time to lay down my thoughts on the E-WMCBP 2.0, so grab a drink and something to nibble on and let me tell you all about it.
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A unisex vibrating plug for prostate and g-spot play
It isn't often that I am fortunate enough to review a unisex toy, so I was delighted when Nexus approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Nexus Max 20.
Now, this is a plug with a removable remote control bullet vibe that has been designed to stimulate the prostate or g-spot.
"I really enjoyed using it sitting up, simply insert it, then replace your clothing, with tight panties keeping it in place. It was great fun to sit on a padded chair and to then move my hips around to get the most out of the clit stimulation offered."
Joanne
That means I get to enjoy it as does my Stunt Cock who will be dragged into the reviewing process, bent over and plugged with it. All in the interest of science of course.
So let me tell you a bit about Nexus and their creations before telling you all about the Nexus Max 20.
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Give your ass the screwing it deserves
Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Gplug Twist Butt Plug for them.
Of course, I said yes and had already decided that I was going to let sub'r' be the first to try it out after some light bondage play of course.
"I had no problem enjoying some amazing orgasms while wearing the Gplug Twist. The vibrations that it delivers feel delightful."
Joanne
The Gplug Twist just looks so delicious, and its twisting tapered head makes insertion an absolute delight.
I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and then it was time to get kinky with sub'r'. So read on to find out what we thought of this unique looking butt plug.
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- Overall Rating 9.2
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Could this be a Purrrrfect kitty tail butt plug?
Fantasy play can be a great way to kink things up a bit, and both my submissive and I love a little kitty play.
I was delighted when I received a Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail from sextoys.co.uk to review, and we both couldn't wait to put it to the test.
"Both sub'r' and I found this extremely easy to insert and we both love the sensation that you get when it 'pops' inside after you get past the widest point."
Joanne
It was something that was going to fit in perfectly with our kitty ears and mittens for some kinky roleplay. Kitty fun and games always have us both purring with delight.
Butt plugs are always so much fun but throw a tail into the mix, and you get a whole new outlook on the things you can do while plugged. So read on to find out what we thought of this one.
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A stunning butt plug that should be worn with "Pride"
I always love it when Latex, Leather & Lace reach out to me for a review as they always seem to send me amazing products that are a pleasure to review.
This time was no exception to that rule, and after reviewing the Blush Novelties Real Nude Dildo for them, they wanted my thoughts on the Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug. I jumped at the chance as let's face it this thing looks fantastic I am penchant to a little bit of bum fun.
One of the things that I like about butt plugs is that they are a true gender-free product. Everyone has an anus, and they are designed to be saloon doors not just backdoors. This is where butt plugs come in.
Now, this review took a surprising turn right at the start so read on to see just how good the P5 Avant Fluid Butt Plug really is.
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A butt plug that will have you wagging your tail in delight
Puppy play can be a lot of fun, and recently I managed to get my hands on a Titus Puppy Tail Pro from Clonezone, and this is the first product that I have reviewed from them.
I have a female submissive who loves puppy play, she already has a collar and leash together with kneepads, and so I looked forward to adding a wagging tail to her collection.
"I just closed my eyes, enjoying the feeling of being stretched and filled at the same time, it is a delicious feeling."
Joanne
This is a butt plug with two twists, first is the beautiful looking tail and the second is its vibrating function which is very pleasing.
When it arrived, I couldn't wait to put it to the test and to see the reaction of sub'r' when she wore it for the first time.
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Give yourself some quality bum loving with this vibrating butt plug
I am a big fan of Rocks Off and the sex toys that they produce, their bullet vibes are fantastic value for money, and so I was delighted when they offered to send me one of their Vortex vibes to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
Rocks Off are a great UK company that is renowned for their creations; there are a few I am still dying to get hold of to review like their amazing Ruby Glow. But this review is about one of their vibrating silicone butt plugs.
"I gave a little jump as I switched on the RO-120mm bullet vibe, the vibrations caused an involuntary clenching onto the plug that felt good too."
Joanne
I do enjoy a good butt plug and having one that vibrates is even more fun. I have enjoyed getting to know the Vortex.
It isn't just a butt plug though; the 10-speed bullet vibe is removable which means you can have so much more fun with it so here are my thoughts on this silicone butt plug.
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- Overall Rating 8.8
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This butt plug just keeps on popping in not out
As my regular readers will know, I am a bit of a texture queen when it comes to dildos. So, the moment I saw this butt plug I was very interested in how it would feel. Those ridges look so enticing and I just had to see how they felt.
The lovely Cara Sutra sent me one to review for sextoys.co.uk who are one of my favourite UK sex shops and the first guys that ever sent me a product to review many years ago (thank you).
On my hands and knees, I could really feel it pressing against my G-spot and that felt very good.
Joanne
I couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could try it to see if I like my texture as much anally as I do vaginally. I didn't have long to wait.
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