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This does not mean that they are attracted to children at all, it is purely a lifestyle and roleplay choice. These reviews are of ABDL products and a lot of them have a cross over use in more generally accepted BDSM practices.
Anyone active in the ABDL or DDLG community probably uses pacifier clips for several reasons.
Onesies Downunder sent us their Kittens Pacifier Clip to review, and it is always a pleasure to review their products.
"This kitten design is delightful, and it features lots of different kittens playing while surrounded by toys, treats, food and paw prints. They look so cute, and Little Rae loves this particular kitten design."
Joanne
We have reviewed a few of their pacifier clips in the past and found them to be excellent quality, so we looked forward to putting this one to the test to ensure that this is still the case.
So, after Little Rae has spent some time using this Pacifier Clip, let us tell you all about it and why the ones from Onesies Downunder are such good value for money.
I am delighted once again to be reviewing another lovely product from the leaders in the ageplay community, Onesies Downunder.
Having reviewed several of their products now, I knew that this bow was going to be fantastic, both in terms of design and also materials and construction.
"A bow like this one is a lovely addition to any little's attire and it can help to re-enforce ageplay due to its large size. It isn't overpowering though, Onesies Downunder has done an excellent job in designing a bow that is probably the perfect size for ageplayers to enjoy."
Joanne
We have been delighted with the quality of the products that we have reviewed for Onesies Downunder, and Little Rae couldn't wait to get her hands on this bow to put it to the test.
So let me tell you all about the bow range at Onesies Downunder.
To say that we were excited when a package arrived from Onesies Downunder would be a considerable understatement.
They are one of the premiere DDLG product vendors and their Onesies and Tusies were a huge hit with little Rae when she got to review them last year.
"My Little friends are so jealous as these overalls look so cute on me and they make me feel so little, and I love that. My favourite feature is the pockets, and I love filling them with jelly babies and other munchies."
Little Rae
Renowned for their quality products and stunning designs and they have come up with lots of new products including pin badges, stickers, bows and leggings.
I love their fun designs and really enjoyed seeing little Rae review this fantastic pair of overalls.
This has been a unique and exciting review to write. My first attempt at reviewing ABDL diapers with the help of Nappies R Us.
Diapers are big business in the ABDL world, and there are so many different ones available, indeed Nappies R Us stock an immense range of ones to choose from. In this review, I am concentrating on two of their own brand of diapers.
With the help of my helper Little 'Rae', we have almost gone through half a pack of each evaluating them to give this review justice.
So, if you want to see how each of these diapers performs read on to find out what we did and how they performed. Spoiler alert, the diapers do get very wet.
My little loves her ageplay and is a firm Adult Baby Diaper Lover (ABDL). We were delighted when Nappies R Us asked us if we would be interested in reviewing their new range of Padded Pull Up Training Pants.
Training pants are fantastic for ageplay and are a useful addition to anyone's collection of accessories.
"The five designs available are all bright and just so cute. It's hard to imagine any Little not liking any of them. Little Rae loves the Purrty design, and she also has a thing for the Dino Rawrs ones as well. "
Joanne
We didn't have to wait long for them to arrive and Little Rae could hardly contain her excitement when they did arrive.
She has now spent a couple of weeks reviewing these training pants, and so we are now qualified to give them a proper appraisal. So to find out what we thought of them read on.
My little loves wearing a Onesie, but now that she has discovered the stunning Tu-sies from OnesiesDownUnder you can guess what she continually opts to wear.
I was naturally delighted when I was asked by OnesiesDownUnder if I would be interested in reviewing a couple of their Tu-sies for them in exchange for a fair and honest review.
"The cotton/spandex material keeps the Tu-sie snug, but it also keeps you fresh when playing. You can wear them for long periods of time without any signs of rubbing or chafing in any area."
Joanne
I know that the Onesies from this fantastic site in Australia are first class regarding their design, materials and of course comfort and so I wanted to see how their Tu-sies stand up to some serious playtime and wear.
So without further ado, here are my thoughts as well as those of Little Rae on the Tu-sies from OnesiesDownUnder.
I enjoy ageplay with my little, and she really enjoys getting into the mindset of a little. As such we use things like pacifiers and bibs during these play sessions.
I was delighted when OnesiesDownUnder asked if we could review two bibs for them and they sent us their Sweethearts and Dreamy designs to test out.
"We use them when Little Rae is using a sippy cup or bottle, when sucking on a pacifier they can also be of use if your little is prone to lapses of attention or he/she is a drooler."
Joanne
Bibs are often used in little play for the same reasons that they are worn by the very young. They catch fluids and prevent staining or soaking of your little's clothes and as such they are incredibly useful.
So what did we think of these Bibs from Australia, read on to find out?
A staple part of most littles attire is the humble Onesie, an outfit that is both simple and cute. There are several sites online offering them, but in my opinion, one of the best is OnesiesDownUnder as they have a dazzling array of designs and sizes.
Onesies can be expensive, but as a general rule as with everything, you do get what you pay for. I was delighted when OnesiesDownUnder asked if we would like to review some for them and we jumped at the chance.
"These Onesies feature a classic round neck design and the edges of the garment, neck, arms and around the leg area are all edged and very neatly stitched. This finishes these edges nicely and again I was impressed by the materials used."
Joanne
Little Rae has a few Onesies but she doesn't have any from OnsiesDownUnder, and she just loves the designs of their printed ones.
Not sure about sizing we asked for an XL and a 2XL to see how we got on with and without diapers. So read on to see what Little Rae and I think of these printed Onesies from the other side of the world.
If you are in a DDLG relationship or just an ABDL no doubt, you or someone you know enjoys using a pacifier or dummy.
One problem with littles using a pacifier is what happens when they drop it or accidentally spit it out when sucking on one while they are distracted.
"Basically, these pacifier retainers are bulletproof, their sturdy construction will give you years of faithful service while the fantastic array of designs means they will continue putting a smile on any little's face for a long time to come."
Joanne
Obviously, hygiene is a huge concern so you don't want a pacifier falling onto the floor where it could come into contact with nasty germs and bacteria.
Even worse could be the scenario where your little loses their pacifier - perish the thought. Luckily there are products available that are designed to cope with both of those problems, and it is one of these that I am reviewing today for OnesiesDownUnder.
If you enjoy the DDLG lifestyle or have a friend who is an ABDL then no doubt you have already heard of Onesies Down Under. They are an Australian business who specialise in the DDLG lifestyle supplying some very nice products to littles all around the world.
I am fortunate to have been sent some products to review with the help of Little "Rae", who has been enjoying the lifestyle all of her adult life and has only just recently introduced us to it.
"As soon as it went into her mouth her eyes closed and a smile spread across her face partially covered by the pacifiers guard but you could see it none the less. She loves them and has actually thrown her old one out preferring the new ones from OnesiesDownUnder which to be honest I can understand as these ones are just perfect for her"
Joanne
For anyone unaware of what the DDLG lifestyle is all about I wrote an article covering DDLG relationships briefly that you may find interesting.
Onesiesdownunder has sent us some fantastic things for Little "Rae" to get her hands on and enjoy, and this is the first review in a series which will cover the products that we have been sent. So read on to find out what we thought of the pack of three pacifiers that we were sent.