Reviews

Joannes Reviews I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

Reviews

Sliquid Naturals Silver Silicone Lubricant

Sliquid Naturals Silver Silicone Lubricant

This is another amazing lube from the Sliquid Range, this one however is a silicone based one so whilst it performs flawlessly it won't be safe for use with any pure silicone sex toys that you have.

This is the first purely silicone lubricant that I have used and I was amazed at just how long it lasted. With most water based lubes you often have to "top them up" but not this one, just a few drops goes a very long way which makes it amazing value for money.

I was sent the Sliquid Naturals Silver Silicone Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.

SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.

This is definitely at the top of the lubes I have tried to date. I don’t know about you, but I find it off putting when I have to hunt for the lube when playing, and this lube definitely doesn’t need topping up in my opinion.

Cheeky Wash 65ml Antibacterial Cleaner

Cheeky Wash 65ml Antibacterial Cleaner

After hearing about Cheeky Wash online and checking out the manufacturers website this product definitely piqued my interest. Having read the manufacturers blurb it got me even more interested in Cheeky Wash and I jumped at the chance to review it when SexToys.co.uk sent me a bottle in exchange for an honest review.

The manufacturer states:

Cheeky Wash is a NEW exciting and UK made “Sex Wash!” Ideal for sweaty sessions, outdoor loving, naughty camping, film industry, when you don’t want to get up, before work, on lunch, swinging, promiscuous partners and events. You can keep and use this anywhere!

Now I often end up having a naughty rub of myself when out and about and this seemed to be the ideal product for cleaning myself up and removing any smells from my fingers. How do you review a product like this? Thankfully the answer is to have lots of fun yourself and use it to clean up afterwards, I paid a lot of attention to smell and the feel of the cleaner and I wanted to know if it lives up to the manufacturers claims. So on with the review....

"This wash really is a great body wash when you don't have any water to hand. It really does remove body odours (thankfully) and left me feeling fresher as well."

Sliquid Swirl Strawberry & Pomegranate Flavoured Lube

Sliquid Swirl Lube - Strawberry & Pomegranate Flavoured

I thought that this lube was too good to be true as it has many plus points such as being Paraben and Propylene free which makes it very vagina friendly and I had heard that it really did taste great, so it really had a lot to live up to as far as I was concerned.

So did it live up to my high expectations - read on to find out.

I was sent the Sliquid Swirl Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.

SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.

The real surprise for me was not only the taste but the smell too. It smells wonderfully fruity, and tastes just like strawberries and pomegranate, but it’s not an overpowering flavour. So no cringing at the taste during fun play (that’s as long as you like fruit ;-) )

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock - Flesh Coloured

I was sent this 8 Inch Dildo by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just £38.95 which is about par with the price on most sites that I checked.

This is another dildo that I have used with my F-Machine Pro and it's now a firm (snigger) favourite attachment for that machine.

This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.

Loveline Leah Vibrator - Purple Coloured

Loveline Leah Vibrator - Purple Coloured

I was sent the Loveline Leah Vibrator by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just £21.95 which is excellent value for money for what is a very nice entry level vibrator with some great characteristics.

A really lovely toy that both looks and feels great. I love the range of speeds, and the quietness of the motor. It would make an ideal choice for a first time vibe.

ID Glide Water Based Lube

ID Glide Lube

I am one of those women who often need a bit of lube when I start playing to get things going before my natural juices take over and for years I have been using ID Glide water based lubes.

Even though I now experiment with other types of lube I always have a bottle of this lube in my bedside cabinet drawer just in case I need it.

I have used countless bottles of this lube over the years and it’s a firm favourite of mine. I bought this bottle 2.2Fl/Oz or 55ml from Bondara.co.uk for £4.99 which is a bargain.

Bondara.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has a great line of toys and especially lubes.

If you are looking for a cheap and reliable water based lube that is very toy and body friendly then I would heartily recommend ID Glide Lube.

I will continue keeping a bottle of it in my bedside drawer as I trust it and enjoy its feeling and properties.

Loving Joy Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe

Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe

I bought this rabbit from www.SexToys.co.uk as I had worn out my trusty Futuretech Rabbit. I use it by hand but I also like to use it on my amazing F-Machine Pro fucking machine.

I, like many other women out there love rabbit vibrators and I've had quite a few in the past. This one is a really great rabbit toy. It is a relatively quiet toy, but not silent, I just turn the telly up a notch and can confidently use it when others are in the house. A good size, with great texture and some great speed settings ensures that the clit stim does absolute wonders.

At the time of writing the Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe costs just £34.95 which is great value for a sex toy that performs as well as this one does. The price had dropped since I was last browsing for rabbit vibes and so I was happy to save a couple of pounds on the deal from www.sextoys.co.uk

Bad Dragons Elden The Faerie Dragon

Bad Dragons Elden The Faerie Dragon

I bought this dildo from Bad Dragon as I have read some amazing reviews about their toys. I use it by hand but I also like to use it on my F-Machine Pro.

This is a really amazing toy. If you don’t want to use the standard shape and feel toys all the time then I highly recommend getting a bad dragon toy. They really are great for fantasy play, it feels amazing in use, with the texture adding that extra touch and the knot finishes this toy off nicely.

At the time of writing the Elden The Faerie Dragon costs just £77.31 which seems a bit expensive but when you realise that it is hand made out of 100% Platinum-cure Silicone you soon realise that it is money well spent.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8" Classic Dildo

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8" Classic Dildo

I bought this dildo from Sex Toys primarily to use on my F-Machine Pro but it is also a lot of fun to use on its own. I got it from Sex Toys.

This is a nicely sculptured dildo that carries a lot of surface texture that feels great in use. The veins down its side come into their own when this dildo is used on a Fucking Machine, feeling sublime in use. It's an ideal size if you don't want a large toy but one that still fills you.

At the time of writing the 8" Classic Vac-u-lock Dildo costs just £11.99 which is great value for money.

SPUNK LUBE Pink 8Oz/236ml

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Overall Rating:
8

Spunk Lube Pink

Spunk Lube Pink Review

As this is my first ever Lube review please bear with me, I have used this lube about eight times now and feel confident that I can give it a good review so here we go.

It's a smooth, long lasting lube that is safe to use on all toys even silicone ones. I have used it several times on some of my Bad Dragon toys and they are in pristine condition. If you are looking for a high quality lube that is a little different then this is the lube for you.

I bought my SPUNK LUBE PINK 8oz/236ml from www.fmachinefun.co.uk for £13.99

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