Reviews

Joannes Reviews I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice Colours

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Review PeepShowToys Uberrime Silicone Dildo Fantasy SizeQueen

Overall Rating:
9.2

Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice Colours

A fantastic fantasy dildo, have some Night King fun as winter is coming

I'm so pleased to have been given the opportunity to review the Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice edition. This ladies and gentlemen is a dildo that went beyond my expectations.

From its stunning colours blending their way down its shaft to the deliciously rich textures, it is made for pleasure.

"When drawn over my clitoris, each ridge sends sparks through me that quickly have my free hand clawing at the sheets. A combination of clit play and deep penetration is precisely how I love to play, and it is an easy task with the Night King Fantasy Dildo."

Joanne

With a broad base with the most sublime design on its bottom, it is also a thing of beauty.

Let me tell you why I think this dildo definitely deserves the title of King and why you should add one to your play box.

Estim Remote System From E-stim Systems

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Review EStim Estimcouk Electrostim Electrosex Remote

Overall Rating:
9.4

Estim Remote System From E-stim Systems

Shockingly good fun from afar or close range

Well, here I am sitting with a huge smile on my face. Well, actually it's more of a grimace ~~Bzzzzt~~ as I am wired up to the E-Stim Remote System ~~Bzzzzt~~ from E-stim Systems and my Stunt Cock has the remote control.

~~Bzzzzt~~, Ouch, ~~Bzzzzt~~, right that's it! I have taken the transmitter away from my now sulky Stunt Cock as I can't concentrate while being shocked.

"It is utterly devious and oh so much fun. You have to really force yourself to stop jumping around and ride the pulses to keep still. Who knew torture could elicit so many swear words and laughter too."

Joanne

Now where was I, yes that's it. I am writing up my review of the E-Stim Remote System from E-stim Systems. It's a TV star in its own rights after being featured in numerous TV shows around the world delivering delightful and painfully entertaining zaps to contestants and stars alike.

This is an e-stim control box with a difference. Control takes on a whole new meaning when playing with this one. So let me tell you why it can be so much fun, or absolute torture depending on how you like to play.

Jo H2O Candy Shop Butterscotch Lubricant

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Review Lube Lubricant Water Based Flavoured Oral

Overall Rating:
8.8

Jo H2O Candy Shop Butterscotch Lubricant

A lip-smacking delightfully flavoured lubricant to spice up your oral sex

I always recommend that we should all be using lubes in our sex lives. But did you know you can also get delightfully flavoured lubes that can really enhance your oral sex too?

System JO has produced a Candy Shop range of three flavoured lubes that smell and taste delightful.

"While it is suitable for penetrative fun, it really comes into its own when you use it for foreplay and oral pleasure. When using it this way you can really enjoy the blend and its features."

Joanne

I have enjoyed reviewing one of their Butterscotch flavoured lubes for Harmony in London.

So with a bottle of flavoured lube and my Stunt Cock on hand, it was time to put to the test. So, read on to find out what we both thought of this flavoured lube.

Blush Temptasia Safety Scissors

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Review BDSM Safety PeepShowToys Blush Novelties

Overall Rating:
9.0

Blush Temptasia Safety Scissors

Safety equipment is key to safe, sane and consensual play

Anyone who enjoys rope play or restraints should consider the safety aspects with these kinky and fun activities.

You need to be able to release a captive subject quickly and efficiently should the need arise. So, I was delighted when PeepShowToys.com sent me the Blush Temptasia Safety Scissors to review.

"Safety scissors are essential pieces of safety equipment if you are dabbling in restraints and rope play. It's too late to regret not having them if your submissive is under duress and needing a quick release."

Joanne

While reviewing this sort of thing isn't as glamorous and dare I say it orgasmic as my usual dildos and vibrator reviews, it is important to consider products like this if you are into restraint play.

So with rope in hand and a submissive to bind, I set about trying out these safety shears to see if they are up to the job of releasing someone quickly. Read on to find out my thoughts on them.

The Realm Draken Dragon Dildo with Sword Handle Bundle

A fantastic fantasy dildo and handle that is so much fun to use

I love it when I receive a sex toy (in this case a rather fetching dildo) to review, and when I lay eyes upon it I swoon, as it takes my breath away.

This ladies and gentlemen is what happened when I laid eyes upon The Realm Drago and Draken, a dildo and handle combination sent to me by PeepShowToys.com.

"The texture feels incredible in use, you can feel every bit of it as it opens you and you thrust with it."

Joanne

I couldn't believe my eyes, a dildo and sword handle combination using my favourite sex toy attachment system the Vac-u-lock system.

I knew right from the outset that this was something different, something I was really going to enjoy.

The Grabbit Luxury Rabbit Vibrator From Gvibe

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Review Gvibe Rabbit Silicone Vibrator Vibe Rechargeable USB Magnetic

Overall Rating:
9.0

The Grabbit Luxury Rabbit Vibrator From Gvibe

The Grabbit feels as good as it looks

Gvibe is a UK based company who produce some fantastic vibrators and butt plugs. I have always had a great time reviewing their products and can highly recommend their Gplug Twist and Gbulb that I recently reviewed.

So, when the Grabbit arrived in the post, you can understand that I was quite excited about the prospect of putting this toy to the test.

"The two clitoral stimulators are soft and bendy, so they are easy to position either side of your clitoris in use. The whole look and feel of this toy is beautiful."

Joanne

This was a sex toy that I couldn't wait to try out as I love rabbit vibes and I know that the silicone blend that Gvibe use is fantastic.

So I didn't waste any time and that evening saw me savouring its performance for the first time. Since then, it has been used dozens of times all with orgasmic results. So, let me tell you all about this fantastic little rabbit vibe.

Wicked Jelle Water-Based Anal Lube

An incredibly thick anal lube that is also good for pussy play

Lube is an often overlooked bedroom accessory that is extremely useful, even I dare say essential for brilliant sex.

I was delighted when Latex, Leather & Lace sent us a bottle of Wicked Jelle water-based anal lubricant.

"As it is so deliciously thick, I often end up playing with it between a finger and thumb watching it stretch as I move them apart."

Joanne

Wicked does some fantastic lubes and we couldn't wait to put this one to the test. I love my job.

So after some intense "cough" thorough testing, I can now let you know our thoughts on this deliciously thick lubricant. So read on for the details about this lube.

Blush Temptasia Twist Silicone Dildo Review

The Temptasia Twist is a dildo designed to please any hole you want to pleasure

I am beginning to have a bit of a crush on all things Blush at the moment, they are on a roll. Everything that we have reviewed for them so far has been fantastic.

So, you can imagine my excitement when a Blush Temptasia Silicone Dildo arrived for review in the post. I couldn't wait to put it to the test to see if it would live up to the other blush dildos that we have reviewed.

"The twisting texture on the shaft feels excellent anally, in fact probably even more so than when used vaginally due to the sensitive nature of my bum hole. I was able to easily orgasm from anal play in around 20 minutes which is pretty fast for me."

sub'r'

When the lovely sub'r' laid eyes upon it, she immediately fell in love with its twisting shape and design, and she begged me to let her review it.

I begrudgingly agreed (it just looks so good, so I didn't want to part with it). Here are her thoughts on this sleek black dildo with a delightful love heart shaped suction cup base.

Honour PVC Maid To Serve Dress & Cap

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Review Honour PVC Clothing Maid

Overall Rating:
9.0

Honour PVC Maid To Serve Dress & Cap

Another sexy little outfit from Honour.co.uk

I am delighted to be writing up another review for Honour. They stock the sexiest outfits and kinky attire, and it is always a pleasure to review something from their collection.

They asked us to review their PVC Maid To Serve Dress & Cap and of course I jumped at the chance to review another of their sexy outfits.

"She often gets asked where the dress came from and she loves saying Honour.co.uk as their reputation for kinky attire is second to none."

Joanne

My submissive, the lovely sub'r' has a thing for maids outfits as she just loves to serve and she looks so sexy in them. This is one of those reviews that is an absolute pleasure to write.

So, let me tell you all about this sexy little PVC maids outfit and shy we like it so much. On with the review.

Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System Pump

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Review BDSM Vacuum Suction Blush Novelties PeepShowToys

Overall Rating:
9.2

Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System Pump

Doing the vacuuming has never been so much fun

I was delighted when Blush asked me to review their Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Enhancement System for them. Now before you ask, what the heck is one of those, in layman's terms its a nipple and clitoral suction set.

I love suction play, and in the past, I enjoyed reviewing the Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers for Uberkinky. They were so much fun to use that they left me wanting to try more suction toys.

"I was amazed at just how sensitive my bits became once swollen from a good vacuum session. I really want to try a pussy pump next so that I can experience having my clitoris and labia all swollen and hypersensitive."

Joanne

Queue Blush and their offer of this fantastic set and I knew that this set would take suction play to a new level of enjoyments with its three different sized suction cups.

So, let me tell you why everyone should try some suction toys at some point in their life as they are so much fun.

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Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice Colours

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