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Joannes Reviews I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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Electro Speculum Bipolar Electrode From E-stim Systems

The Electro Speculum takes kinky medical play to the next level

Some things in life make you ponder; they make you sit there, thinking for quite some time. The Electro Speculum from E-Stim Systems is one of those things.

Ever since I laid eyes on one for the first time, it both worried, frightened and intrigued me in equal proportions.

"The large surface areas of the electrode surfaces mean smooth sensations, it felt like pins and needles deep inside me in a pleasant way. I didn't get the ghost fucking sensation, but that was probably because of being held rigidly open by cold hard steel."

Joanne

I have never met another woman who doesn't say that they hate internal exams. I guess some (like me) put on a persona of hating them though. Secretly, I get a bit of a kick out of having someone see inside me — having them look, touch and tease my most intimate areas.

So, after lots of deliberation, I decided to buy myself one of these medical/e-stim cross over devices from E-Stim Systems to satisfy my kinky curiosity.

Hot Octopuss DiGiT Finger Vibrator Review

The DiGiT from Hot Octopuss is a superb little finger vibrator

I am delighted to be able to tell you all about the latest creation from Hot Octopuss, the DiGiT. I love their advertising slogan "Show bad sex the finger!"

I could hardly contain myself when Hot Octopuss got in touch, asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest creation. I certainly didn't have to think long and hard about my reply, it was a YES PLEASE!

"When I do allow myself to cum this way it is earthmoving, and I love long slow sessions with the DiGiT for this very reason. Throw in a dildo or a butt plug, and you have the makings of a trip to orgasmville on the clitoral express train."

Joanne

The DiGiT is a bullet vibe with a difference, this is one that secures to your finger, allowing for effortless play possibilities.

I really enjoyed getting to know the DiGiT so let me show you why fingers are not just for dipping and rubbing.

Satisfyer Vibes Master Vibrator Review

A guest review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Master Vibe

I am delighted to be able to bring you another great review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Vibes Master. A vibrator that is both girthy and rumbly.

As Satisfyer seem to be throwing virbators at reviewers these days I ended up with more than one of these vibes and so I asked Harley if she wanted to review one. I am delighted that she has done so as she has real talent for reviewing sex toys. Harley Fire is a queer amateur porn creator and lifestyle findomme from the UK.

"The Master felt very nice on my clitoris, both with vibrations and without, and once inside it was clear to see why they named it as they did. The girth alone is enough for a great feeling of fullness, and its length allows for a versatility in hitting whatever spot you want."

Harley Fire

Her take on the Master is almost identical to mine, it's a fantastic vibrator that both fills and delights in equal proportions.

So without further ado, here are Harley's thoughts on this amazing vibrator from Satisfyer.

Svakom Siren Silicone Vibrator Review

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Review Vibe Vibrator Svakom Silicone Rechargeable Waterproof

Overall Rating:
8.6

Svakom Siren Silicone Vibrator Review

A delightful clitoral vibe that also gives some great g-spot play too

To say I was delighted when the doorbell rang and my rather tired-looking postman handed me yet another package was an understatement. I was waiting for the Svakom Siren Silicone Vibrator, and so I knew what was in the box.

Giving the postman a cheeky smile, I closed the door and opened up the packaging. I hastily cut the tape on the box to get a glimpse at what was inside. I love testing vibrators, and Svakom had sent me their Siren, a two tongued vibe to put through its paces.

"Placing the tongues over my clitoral hood and sliding it up and down feels incredible. The vibrating tongues are complimented with the inner texture to really have me gripping the sheets. I can easily orgasm using the Siren in this way."

Joanne

Svakom produces some fantastic sex toys, including the oh so kinky Siime Eye Camera Vibe and the delightfull Keri.

I quickly did the product photos (I always do them before getting a toy coated in vag-goo). Then I slipped out of my panties for some "me time" with the Siren.

So, let me tell you how I got on and what I think of this rather lovely looking silicone vibrator.

E-Stim Systems Micro Pad Monopole Electrodes

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Review EStim Estimcouk Electrode Electrosex Monopole 2mm

Overall Rating:
9.0

E-Stim Systems Micro Pad Monopole Electrodes

Using micro-pad electrodes means more power and flexibility

No doubt if you have had a look through my site you will notice that I rather enjoy e-stim or electrosex. In fact, I love it and relish experimenting and trying new things.

I love insertable bipolar electrodes, relishing the sensations that they can generate. But, I also enjoy using monopole self-adhesive pad electrodes as well. They are just so functional and flexible.

"I also used them on my perineum with the second pad just above my clitoris, and this was also fantastic. The smaller size meant I didn't need to use high power settings."

Joanne

I regularly use 2cm x 2cm pads, and they are so easy to use. My eyes were drawn to the E-Stim Systems Micro Monopole Electrode Pads when I last visited their site, so I bought a set to try.

You might wonder why I wanted to try smaller pads, and that is a good question which will be answered in this review. So, read on to find out why size does indeed matter.

I Rub My Duckie Travel Sized Vibrator From Big Teaze Toys

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Review Vibrator Vibe Waterproof AAA

Overall Rating:
7.6

I Rub My Duckie Travel Sized Vibrator From Big Teaze Toys

Quackingly good clandestine fun with the I Rub My Duckie vibe

Now for something completely different and rather cute, in my opinion. Let me introduce you to the I Rub My Duckie range.

When visiting the Erotic Trade Only show this year in the UK, I came across a stand with these cute little vibrating creations on it, and I instantly had to try one.

"I almost felt sorry for the Duckie when I pushed his head into my vagina, and I nearly wet myself with laughter as I imagined hearing a "Nom, Nom, Nom" sound from him."

Joanne

They were kind enough to give me two, one for my own use and one for sub'r' who was also fawning over them.

They look fantastic, and when I looked into the range (which is huge by the way), I found myself loving the fun nature of these vibrators. So let me tell you all about them.

E-Stim Systems Red Collection Large Flo Bipolar Electrode Review

Tagged under:

Review EStim Estimcouk Electrode Electrosex Metal Bipolar

Overall Rating:
9.6

E-Stim Systems Red Collection Large Flo Bipolar Electrode Review

The Flo is a delightful bipolar estim electrode that feels as good as it looks

I think I have found the Holy Grail of e-stim electrodes. If you have been reading the reviews on my site, it will be evident that I am a little spoilt for choice. When it comes to e-stim electrodes, I now have quite a collection.

I have a lovely collection of electrodes from several different manufacturers, including ones of my own design.

"On lower power levels it delivers delightful sensations, and as you turn the power dial up on your control box, the action really gets hotter with this ghost fucking effect coming in and driving me wild."

Joanne

When I reviewed the Bobble from the E-stim Systems Red Collection many moons ago, I fell in love with the Flo for its hourglass looks and mirror finish.

But, as with most peoples lives, I became busy with reviews and never got the chance to try on until now. I finally decided I had to experience the Flo and so I bought myself the large version of the Flo and I am happy that I did.

Let me fill you in on why I rate this electrode above all of the others in my collection. I am smitten by it, so let me tell you why that is.

Uberrime Helios Sun God Fantasy Silicone Dildo

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Review Uberrime PeepShowToys Silicone Dildo Fantasy

Overall Rating:
9.2

Uberrime Helios Sun God Fantasy Silicone Dildo

Let the Helios Sun God into your life, or between your thighs

Here is my next review of another amazing Uberrime creation for PeepShowToys.com in the USA. It has yet again been so much fun reviewing another fantastic Uberrime dildo.

Uberrime has quickly become one of my favourite dildo brands, up there with the likes of Blush, and that is high praise indeed.

"The Helios is so flexible you can actually fold it in half, and that flexibility makes it easy to thrust with from any angle or position."

Joanne

The Helios Sun God Dildo is a fantasy dildo, and that means lots of delicious texture and some stunning colours, of course.

So while my pussy recovers from its last pounding by the Helios let me tell you all about this stunning dildo that will be a treat for any orifice.

Nexus Max 20 G-Spot and Prostate Unisex Vibrator

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Review GSpot Prostate Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator Vibe Silicone Nexus

Overall Rating:
9.0

Nexus Max 20 G-Spot and Prostate Unisex Vibrator

A unisex vibrating plug for prostate and g-spot play

It isn't often that I am fortunate enough to review a unisex toy, so I was delighted when Nexus approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Nexus Max 20.

Now, this is a plug with a removable remote control bullet vibe that has been designed to stimulate the prostate or g-spot.

"I really enjoyed using it sitting up, simply insert it, then replace your clothing, with tight panties keeping it in place. It was great fun to sit on a padded chair and to then move my hips around to get the most out of the clit stimulation offered."

Joanne

That means I get to enjoy it as does my Stunt Cock who will be dragged into the reviewing process, bent over and plugged with it. All in the interest of science of course.

So let me tell you a bit about Nexus and their creations before telling you all about the Nexus Max 20.

Uberrime Xenuphora Handmade Silicone Fantasy Tentacle Dildo

Tagged under:

Review Silicone Fantasy Tentacles Uberrime PeepShowToys

Overall Rating:
9.0

Uberrime Xenuphora Handmade Silicone Fantasy Tentacle Dildo

Uberrime have come up with another great fantasy silicone dildo

This is a review of a dildo that could be from anyone's dreams or maybe nightmares if you don't like tentacles.

The Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle Dildo was sent to us by PeepShowToys in the US, and all of us here were blown away by its bright, vibrant colours and its shape. It is stunning in every way.

"The Xenuphora is a dildo designed for intense stimulation as you thrust and the shape and textures ensure that its performance is top notch."

Joanne

After spending some time getting to know it, I can say that it feels as good as it looks.

But, it doesn't have some drawbacks so read on to find out how sub'r' and I got on with this beautiful fantasy dildo.

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