Reviews

Joannes Reviews I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

Reviews

Ann Summers Whisper Rabbit Vibrator Review

Another fun rabbit vibe from Ann Summers

I am such a lucky reviewer. Ann Summers sent me two of their latest vibrators to review, and this is the second one. I also had a lot of fun reviewing their Whisper Bullet Vibrator, which has just been released as well.

Like its cousin, this one comes in a delightful storage bag that I adore.

"For a rabbit that is compact as this one, it is surprisingly powerful. I love the way that you can set different power levels in each motor, and these can combine to deliver some serious pleasure."

Joanne

Now, everyone likes some rabbit time, and I really enjoy rabbit vibes, so I was excited to get to grips with this one.

It is nice and compact, not at all like some of the larger rabbits that can often be offputting to anyone new to sex toys. So, let me tell you all about the Whisper Rabbit Vibe.

ElectroWhisker Monopole Estim Electrode From E-Stim Systems

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Review EStim Estimcouk Electrode Electrosex Monopole

Overall Rating:
9.0

ElectroWhisker Monopole Estim Electrode From E-Stim Systems

Super sexy tingly skin play fun with this fun electrode

Now it is no secret that I adore my electrostimulation play. Since being introduced to it four years ago, I have learnt so much about this kinky way of achieving hands-free orgasms.

I have reviewed numerous control boxes and electrodes over the time I have been playing with electrons.

"One set up I really enjoy is a pad electrode on one foot and the Electrowhisker being used on the other leg. You get the enticing skin play tingles coupled with the current going through your groin on its way to the pad on your feet, and this feels breathtaking."

Joanne

It's so nice when I come across something totally different from anything that I have tried before. That is what happened though, the first time I used the ElectroWhisker from E-Stim Systems.

It looks like an innocuous basting brush, but this brush has a far kinkier use compared to its kitchen cousin. So, let me tell you all about the ElectroWhisker Monopole Electrode.

Ann Summers Whisper Bullet Vibrator Review

A delightful little bullet vibe that packs a punch

I was delighted when Ann Summers sent me one of their newest vibrators to review before its launch. It is so lovely to be one of the first people to try out a new toy.

They sent me two vibrators to review, this one, the Whisper Vibrator and also the Whisper Rabbit Vibrator.

"I really like pressing the tip on my clitoris and relishing the deep vibrations, circling it also feel great too. I also tend to "dip" when using bullet vibes. As the clitoral stimulation becomes almost too much, I push the vibe into my vagina to enjoy some deeper vibrations."

Joanne

I decided to review the bullet vibe myself and have let my sexy submissive review the rabbit vibe as she adores rabbits.

So after a couple of weeks playing with this one, I'm ready to tell you how I got on with it. So, sit back and let me tell you all about the Ann Summers Whisper Vibrator.

Rhea Silicone Dildo From Ylva And Dite

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Review Dildo Silicone YlvaAndDite Suction Cup

Overall Rating:
9.2

Rhea Silicone Dildo From Ylva And Dite

A dildo with sublime texture and changes in girth that feels amazing

Woohoo! I have found another fantastic purveyor of silicone pleasure stick (dildos) that produces some fabulous creations.

I have been fortunate to have been able to recently run a competition to win one of their fantastic creations, the Silicone Anteros Dildo.

"Slowly thrusting with the Rhea feels divine, but it is when you really give yourself a hard pounding that you really enjoy the combination of girth changes and texture."

Joanne

Now when Ylva & Dite sent me that dildo to giveaway in a competition, they also sent me another sublime dildo to review and this one in the Rhea.

So read on to find out about this fabulous company and their creations. In particular, how my pussy got on with the Rhea silicone dildo.

So Divine Black Juju Dual Density Silicone Dildo Review

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Review Dildo Silicone Suction Cup SoDivine

Overall Rating:
9.0

So Divine Black Juju Dual Density Silicone Dildo Review

Another fine creation from So Divine

I love my So Divine sex toys. So I was delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would review their new Black Juju real feel silicone dildo for them.

Result, I love silicone dildos for the reasons stated later in this review, and I looked forward to receiving and reviewing this lovely looking phallus.

"When masturbating, I like to be filled even if just rubbing my clitoris. I love having something inside me to clamp down upon as I orgasm and the Black Juju is perfect for this role."

Joanne

I didn't have long to wait, and I set about getting to know my new silicone friend in the biblical sense, of course.

So read on to find out how my pussy got on with the Black Juju dildo.

So Divine Sensual Kegel Ball Training Set

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Review Silicone Kegel Pelvic Floor Trainer Kit SoDivine

Overall Rating:
9.0

So Divine Sensual Kegel Ball Training Set

Kegel balls can be a lot of fun, using them can have great benefits to your sex life

Who would turn down the opportunity to improve their sexual performance and tackle some lady issues often present in later life?

I know I love a challenge, especially when it involves playing with insertables, of course. So, I was delighted when So Divine got in touch asking if I would like to review their new Kegl Ball Training Set.

"As they are 100% waterproof, you can even do your exercises while using the bath or shower. I enjoy using them in the bath clenching and squeezing them. This always gets me very horny, and it is nice to finish a training session with a hard orgasm — much more fun than going to the gym LOL."

Joanne

They have a set of three kegel balls, each differing in weight and size, and I know how much fun this type of training can be having reviewed others in the past.

I didn't have to wait long for them to arrive. Once they did, it was time for a vaginal workout with "Eye of the tiger" playing in the background.

The Cowgirl Sybian Style Sex Machine Review

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Review Sex Machine Vibrator Riding Silicone Mains Love Honey

Overall Rating:
9.4

The Cowgirl Sybian Style Sex Machine Review

Ride the Cowgirl for some intense orgasms

Now it is no secret that I am addicted to sex machines. I love them for their sheer power, stamina and ability to deliver incredibly hard orgasms time and time again.

I have reviewed the Sybian, Motorbunny and Tremor but so far the Cowgirl had eluded me. That is until I got a very kind offer from Nat who used to blog over on coolerthanaglassdildo.com. She has now retired from reviewing and was moving house.

"I had to be helped off it as my legs were like jelly and the sight of the Cowgirl covered in squirt and pussy juice was something else."

Joanne

Downsizing is always a hard thing to do. She had no space for her Cowgirl so she asked me if I wanted it and I was blown away by her generous offer - Thank you, Nat.

So with the fourth and last piece to the ride-on sex machine puzzle in my hands, it was time to get to know it and see how it performed. So read on to see what I think of it.

Beowulf Silicone Dildo Review From Hankeys Toys

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Review Dildo Silicone VacuLock Mr Hankey Fantasy SizeQueen

Overall Rating:
9.0

Beowulf Silicone Dildo Review From Hankeys Toys

The Beowulf is a silicone dildo of beastly proportions

I have long been a fan of Hankeys Toys, their silicone delights are a sight to behold. With a reputation for larger than life dildos, they are a size queens dream.

I was therefore delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would like to review the Beowulf for them as well as two of their new XS range of dildos.

"It just gets better and better as you slide more inside with each inch of this dildo opening you up wider and wider until you feel you can't take any more."

Joanne

As you can well imagine, it didn't take me long to decide on how to reply, the chance to enjoy some Hankeys Silicone is not to be missed.

So after a short wait, the doorbell rang, and I went to receive a box of dicks from the courier. Many bottles of lube later, I am ready to tell you all about the Beowulf and what I think of it. So read on to how I got on with it.

Mister-B Datex Cocksucker Hood Review

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Review Datex Hood Mask LatexLeatherLace Latex BDSM

Overall Rating:
8.8

Mister-B Datex Cocksucker Hood Review

A hood designed for sucking cock and pussy eating pleasure

I love playing with BDSM kit, and kink is fantastic as far as I am concerned. So, when Latex, Leather & Lace asked if I would be interested in reviewing the Mister B's Datex Cocksucker Hood who was I to say no?

Masks and hoods are so much fun for lots of reasons, and I loved the idea of trying this one out.

"I really enjoyed wearing it for oral sex, and I have been told by a very reliable source (Stunt Cock) that bright red lipstick really goes well with this black mask."

Joanne

The mask is made from Datex, which is super stretchy and shiny, all the more reason to love it.

So let me tell you why I enjoyed reviewing this mask and why masks are so much fun.

Electro Speculum Bipolar Electrode From E-stim Systems

The Electro Speculum takes kinky medical play to the next level

Some things in life make you ponder; they make you sit there, thinking for quite some time. The Electro Speculum from E-Stim Systems is one of those things.

Ever since I laid eyes on one for the first time, it both worried, frightened and intrigued me in equal proportions.

"The large surface areas of the electrode surfaces mean smooth sensations, it felt like pins and needles deep inside me in a pleasant way. I didn't get the ghost fucking sensation, but that was probably because of being held rigidly open by cold hard steel."

Joanne

I have never met another woman who doesn't say that they hate internal exams. I guess some (like me) put on a persona of hating them though. Secretly, I get a bit of a kick out of having someone see inside me — having them look, touch and tease my most intimate areas.

So, after lots of deliberation, I decided to buy myself one of these medical/e-stim cross over devices from E-Stim Systems to satisfy my kinky curiosity.

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