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I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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E-Stim

E-Stim (47)

I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. I started experimenting with e-stim in 2015 and have never looked back, I love it. I hope that you find these reviews useful as it is always good to see someones opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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Sex & Fucking Machines

Sex & Fucking Machines (29)

I love reviewing sexmachines and fucking machines as they are just so much fun. But they do carry a hefty pricetag so if you want to see my opinions on the machines that I have tried out then enjoy my reviwews.

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Dildos

Dildos (129)

I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.

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Male Masturbators

Male Masturbators (18)

I also enjoy revieiwing male masturbators with the help of my trusty 'Stuntcock'. I often get involved in the reviewing process to get a good feel for how well these sextoys perform. There is a growing number of amazing male masturbators around now so check out my reviews to see what I think of some of them.

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Lube Reviews

Lube Reviews (25)

Everyone should be using good quality lubricants in their sex play, you may think that you don't need it but trust me it can make things so much better if you lube up. It is essential if you are considering anal sex and highly recommended for vaginals ex as well.

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Vibrators

Vibrators (97)

Who doesn't enjoy some vibrator action when the mood strikes. I know I do and I have enjoyed reviewing all of these sex toys so that you can get an understanding of why they work and why some of them don't work as well as the others.

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Butt Plugs

Butt Plugs (28)

If you are here then you probably enjoy having your butt crammed full of lots of kinky sex toys like me. Well let me show you which ones are worth putting where the sun doesn't shine and which ones are just fit for the bin.

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BDSM Kit Reviews

BDSM Kit Reviews (81)

I like it kinky and love the whole world of BDSM and enjoy reviewing BDSM related equipment from some of the best manufacturers around. Check out these reviews to see if something takes your fancy.

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Bad Dragon Product Reviews

Bad Dragon Product Reviews (0)

I adore the range of products from Bad Dragon. All of their dildos and masturbators are 100% Platinum body safe silicone and that means they are latex and phthalate free. The designs are all so out of this world and kinky fantasy dildos really flick my switch. I hope that you enjoy these reviews.

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Other Reviews

Other Reviews (34)

These reviews are of products that don't readily fit into any of my other categories. If it's weird or unusual then it's probably in here but don't let that put you off there are some great pieces of kit reviewed here.

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Cock Rings

Cock Rings (5)

Cock rings can be a lot of fun, they also have a very real purpose in aiding and maintaining bigger harder erections and with the amazing array of different ones on the market it can be hard to choose a good one. So check out these reviews.

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ABDL Product Reviews

ABDL Product Reviews (10)

Adult Baby/Diaper Lover. This is typically a lifestyle choice (A fetish for some) where a adult acts like a baby for comfort reasons. Many people use this to deal with stress, traumatic life events, or just because this is how they chose to live their life. People who are into this might wear adult diapers, use pacifiers, and other various objects that one might use for a child or toddler.

This does not mean that they are attracted to children at all, it is purely a lifestyle and roleplay choice. These reviews are of ABDL products and a lot of them have a cross over use in more generally accepted BDSM practices.

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Sexy Shoes And Clothing

Sexy Shoes And Clothing (2)

These reviews are of sexy outfits, shoes and kinky fuck me boots. It is always good and fun to dress to impress and these items of clothing and footwear make sub'r' and I feel just so sexy. So check them out and see why we like them so much.

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The traffic cone look alike that will stretch your abilities

John Thomas Toys (JTT) designs and manufactures a wide range of dildos and stretchers. All are made with good-quality silicone. With such a wide choice, I cannot say no when they ask if I would like to review their latest designs.

JTT asked if they could send me several designs simultaneously. I did not know what they would send, but with the good quality and variety, I looked forward to seeing what would arrive.

"The soft firmness rating I was sent provided enough give for me to squeeze it as it passed my ring. This made it more comfortable for me to use."

sub'r'

Luckily, I knew I would only have a short wait before several large, heavy boxes would be delivered to my door.

I was sent information about the contents once the boxes arrived. I only found out what was in each box when I opened it. This is the review for the Anal Challenge. So grab a drink and let me tell you all about it.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

A dildo with a subtle twist for you to enjoy

John Thomas Toys (JTT) asked if I would like to review some of their latest creations, and I always look forward to seeing what they have created.

I jumped at the chance to review some more items from JTT. I may have yet to learn what they would send, but I knew they would be made from high-quality silicone and would be interesting designs.

"I like the shape of American Twist; the tip makes it easy to start inserting it, and the girth quickly builds up, providing a nice stretch in use."

Joanne

JTT have a vast variety of designs and sizes of dildos and stretchers available in platinum cure silicone, which is an ideal insertable material. JTT even offer a no-quibble lifetime warranty on their creations.

This is a review for American Twist, a sleek and stylish dildo that feels as good as it looks.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

A bumpy ride can be so enjoyable

John Thomas Toys has a fantastic variety of dildos and stretchers. So when they asked me if I would like to review the latest designs, I jumped at the chance.

As these designs were new and not on their website at the time, I had yet to learn what they sent until I opened the box. As soon as I was ready to do the unboxing videos, John Thomas Toys (who I will refer to as JTT from here) were kind enough to send me the names of the items. After all, I needed to know what to call each item.

"I could feel every bump as it slid inside my wet pussy. The feel of the ridges against my pussy walls was sublime. The bumps sliding in and out of my pussy felt amazing. The soft firmness rating provides some give, allowing me to squeeze it with my pussy, but still solid enough to not lose the shape."

Joanne

I knew I would be extra busy With six boxes of toys on the way. With lots of fun and work ahead, I was eager to get started.

This is the review for the Anal Explorer ;-) A fun-looking dildo. So please sit back, get comfortable and let me tell you all about this dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

Giving a whole new meaning to grabbing life by the balls

I was approached by John Thomas Toys (Who I will refer to as JTT from here on in). I was told they had several new designs in the pipeline, and they asked if I would be interested in reviewing them. Of course, I jumped at the chance.

I really like the quality and variety of silicone dildos that JTT produce, so I was looking forward to seeing what they would send me.

"I enjoyed the feel of the plates as they slid inside my wet pussy, rubbing pleasantly against my walls. The first finger was a little more of a challenge. I pushed a little harder whilst twisting the shaft and found I could get the first finger inside. The knuckles give some amazing sensations as they stretch my walls and rub against them devilishly."

Joanne

I usually like to know what a manufacturer wants me to review. Still, for those companies whom I have experience with, I am happy to receive what they want to send me. With JTT, I know whatever I receive will be of excellent quality.

So, with that in mind, I just needed to wait to see what they would send me. I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the Omen dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Mr. Frobisher certainly knows how to put a smile on your face

It is always a pleasure to get asked to review new products, especially dildos from one of my favourite manufacturers, John Thomas Toys.

I love their blend of silicone, so I can never seem to say no when they ask me if I want something sent my way.

"I played vaginally with the medium size, the length meant that I would not be able to take it all, but I enjoy the feel of having my cervix stimulated. The large tip was a little of a challenge to push inside. But I enjoyed the stretch as it was pushed past my pussy lips."

Joanne

In this latest batch of silicone delights, I received Mr Frobisher, a larger-than-life casting of a real cock.

Having spent a couple of weeks getting to know him rather intimately, it is time to tell you about this silicone creation, so grab a drink, get comfortable and read on.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Stunningly simple and a sweet stretch too

I really do love reviewing quality items. With this in mind, I can never say no when John Thomas Toys ask if they can send me more review items.

John Thomas Toys (JTT) has a wide variety of high-quality products. Their range of silicone products are well made, and the sheer variety of designs makes me excited every time they want to send me something new.

"The smooth silicone glides easily against my wet walls. The deeper it goes, the more I stretch as the shaft enlarges, the further down you go."

Joanne

Not knowing what they will send, just that they are brand new designs, I get all excited. It is like extra Xmas' throughout the year. sub 'r' loves opening the boxes to see what is inside just as much as I do.

If you have not heard of JTT, they sell some fantastic sizes of dildos, stretchers, anal plugs and depth play items. This is the review for the Boss anal stretcher.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

A beast of a dildo that is so much fun

Although reviewing is hard work, it is also a heck of a lot of fun. I enjoy reviewing good-quality sex toys. So when John Thomas Toys asked if I would review more of their dildos, of course, I said yes.

John Thomas Toys (who I will refer to as JTT from here) produces some amazing items, so I was really looking forward to seeing what they would send.

"Pushing more of the tongue inside my pussy provides a lovely stretch. The curled sides create some delightful sensations against my pussy walls. Pushing the tongue in deep, I enjoyed the feel of the tip brushing my cervix."

Joanne

I was told the dildo would be a brand new design, not even on their website when they sent them to me. I had no idea what the item would be or even look like.

Even without knowing what I would receive, I looked forward to the box arriving. JTT manufacture some amazing items. Their team of designers have some fantastic imaginations. This, together with the high quality of their products, meant I was very excited about the delivery.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Get ready for one hell of a ride

John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review some more dildos for them. As I still have a little room in my new play box. I decided to add a few more items. So I told John Thomas Toys (I will refer to them as JTT from now on) that I would happily play with more of their silicone dildos.

JTT produce some awe-inspiring dildos, stretchers and butt plugs. Their designers have some amazing imaginations to create so many amazing designs.

"The flared tip provides a nice little challenge to insertion. I needed a bit of extra water-based lube to ensure I was nice and wet. Playing with myself first helped. I squeezed the tip inside and enjoyed the feel of the flared tip rubbing my vaginal walls; this had my toes curling."

Joanne

JTT provides a lifetime warranty with all their dildos. Showing how confident they are in their products. I, for one, do not believe this is misplaced trust.

I had no idea what JTT would send me, but I happily agreed.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Taking rabbit play to new levels of enjoyment, especially online

I love sex-tech, and let's face it, who doesn't love an excellent rabbit-style vibrator? I know that I do. I relish the thought of trying new ones, so I jumped at the chance when Kiiroo asked me if I would be interested in reviewing the Fuse for them.

The Fuse is a rabbit vibe with a difference. Not only is it capable of getting you off in the regular way that you would expect from a rabbit vibrator, but it has a few tricks up its sleeve.

"I was very impressed with the powerful vibrations produced. Especially as the noise is minimal, I do not have to worry about being overheard with a closed door between me and others. My moans are another matter, though."

Joanne

It is excellent for some intimate time on your own, but it also allows you to have someone else use it remotely. You can even sync it to online videos for some rather exciting and delightful new ways of getting off.

So, grab a drink, sit back and let me tell you all about the OhMiBod Fuse Dual-Stim Interactive Vibrator (that's quite a mouthful; luckily, it's good at filling other orifices too).

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Release your inner beast with Pony

John Thomas Toys seems to like our feedback and review style, as they have sent another batch of products for us to try.

This batch consisted of five silicone creations, and we were lucky enough to try them before they went live on their site.

"I love the feeling of pressure building up, and then as you dilate to take it, the sensation of the head popping in always makes me gasp. I feel it again as the knot goes in and the plug settles into place."

sub'r'

This review is of Pony, a butt plug with a difference. If you are into fantasy play or looking for a plug with a difference, it may interest you.

So let me tell you all about Pony.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0