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Joannes Reviews

I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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E-Stim

E-Stim (47)

I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. I started experimenting with e-stim in 2015 and have never looked back, I love it. I hope that you find these reviews useful as it is always good to see someones opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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Sex & Fucking Machines

Sex & Fucking Machines (29)

I love reviewing sexmachines and fucking machines as they are just so much fun. But they do carry a hefty pricetag so if you want to see my opinions on the machines that I have tried out then enjoy my reviwews.

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Dildos

Dildos (127)

I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.

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Male Masturbators

Male Masturbators (18)

I also enjoy revieiwing male masturbators with the help of my trusty 'Stuntcock'. I often get involved in the reviewing process to get a good feel for how well these sextoys perform. There is a growing number of amazing male masturbators around now so check out my reviews to see what I think of some of them.

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Lube Reviews

Lube Reviews (25)

Everyone should be using good quality lubricants in their sex play, you may think that you don't need it but trust me it can make things so much better if you lube up. It is essential if you are considering anal sex and highly recommended for vaginals ex as well.

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Vibrators

Vibrators (97)

Who doesn't enjoy some vibrator action when the mood strikes. I know I do and I have enjoyed reviewing all of these sex toys so that you can get an understanding of why they work and why some of them don't work as well as the others.

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Butt Plugs

Butt Plugs (28)

If you are here then you probably enjoy having your butt crammed full of lots of kinky sex toys like me. Well let me show you which ones are worth putting where the sun doesn't shine and which ones are just fit for the bin.

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BDSM Kit Reviews

BDSM Kit Reviews (81)

I like it kinky and love the whole world of BDSM and enjoy reviewing BDSM related equipment from some of the best manufacturers around. Check out these reviews to see if something takes your fancy.

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Bad Dragon Product Reviews

Bad Dragon Product Reviews (0)

I adore the range of products from Bad Dragon. All of their dildos and masturbators are 100% Platinum body safe silicone and that means they are latex and phthalate free. The designs are all so out of this world and kinky fantasy dildos really flick my switch. I hope that you enjoy these reviews.

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Other Reviews

Other Reviews (34)

These reviews are of products that don't readily fit into any of my other categories. If it's weird or unusual then it's probably in here but don't let that put you off there are some great pieces of kit reviewed here.

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Cock Rings

Cock Rings (5)

Cock rings can be a lot of fun, they also have a very real purpose in aiding and maintaining bigger harder erections and with the amazing array of different ones on the market it can be hard to choose a good one. So check out these reviews.

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ABDL Product Reviews

ABDL Product Reviews (10)

Adult Baby/Diaper Lover. This is typically a lifestyle choice (A fetish for some) where a adult acts like a baby for comfort reasons. Many people use this to deal with stress, traumatic life events, or just because this is how they chose to live their life. People who are into this might wear adult diapers, use pacifiers, and other various objects that one might use for a child or toddler.

This does not mean that they are attracted to children at all, it is purely a lifestyle and roleplay choice. These reviews are of ABDL products and a lot of them have a cross over use in more generally accepted BDSM practices.

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Sexy Shoes And Clothing

Sexy Shoes And Clothing (2)

These reviews are of sexy outfits, shoes and kinky fuck me boots. It is always good and fun to dress to impress and these items of clothing and footwear make sub'r' and I feel just so sexy. So check them out and see why we like them so much.

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In space (or the space between your legs) no-one can hear your anus scream

I never know what I will receive when John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) ask to send me more items. They produce a wide variety of designs and items, including depth-play toys, dildos, butt plugs and stretchers.

The quality of the designs and silicone is excellent. Because of this, I always look forward to seeing what they will send me each time.

"The small Alien Egg is top-heavy and bulbous. The design of its ridges and grooves helps to hold water-based lube in place. I played with the small one vaginally, and sub 'r' played with it afterwards anally."

Joanne

I agreed to review JTT's four latest designs. Luckily, I knew I would not need to wait long for the boxes to arrive.

This is the review for the Alien Egg design.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Finally - The perfect solution for playing with large dildos

I always get excited when John Thomas Toys sends me new products to evaluate and review, and this was no exception. Except that this time, it wasn't a box of enormous silicone delights that they sent.

I was genuinely delighted to have received their latest product aimed at people who enjoy their range of larger-than-life insertables. The floor stand is a heavyweight solution to one of the biggest problems with larger toys.

"I can see the floor stand being extremely popular with anyone involved in photoshoots or live video performances, and it makes using even the largest of dildos manageable. This leaves you free to concentrate on your performance and enjoyment."

Joanne

I was suitably impressed with it, and it's about time something like this hit the market.

But before I go into what it is and how it works well, let me tell you how one arrives if you order one.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Leviathan is perfect for deep play with lots of textures

I really enjoy reviewing good quality sex toys. So when John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review some more of their designs, I jumped at the chance.

JTT produce some stunning and some eye-watering designs. I never know what they will send, so it always feels like Xmas when the boxes arrive.

"The sensations of the tentacle sliding inside my pussy with the gradually expanding shaft and the suckers was fantastic."

Joanne

I cannot say no to good quality items, so I cannot say no to JTT. They produce good quality dildos, stretchers and depth play toys.

After saying yes, I just needed to wait for the delivery driver to turn up at my door. After a short wait of a few days, the driver stood at my door with four large boxes. This review is for the Leviathan dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

A stunning and creepy silicone dildo that will grab your attention

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if I would like to review their latest designs. JTT manufacture some fantastic designs. Their products are good quality and even have a lifetime guarantee.

With a wide variety of designs available, there is something for everyone. They also offer a great range of sizes and colours.

"With some additional pressure and wriggling, I finally managed to slip the thumb past my entrance. The extra stretch this provided felt amazing. I enjoyed the feel of the stretch, and the thumb joint and fingers created some amazing sensations as I moved them within my pussy."

Joanne

Reviewing products is not all fun. There is a fair amount of work involved. Having said that, there is still some fun involved. Stunt Cock, myself and sub 'r' all enjoy reviewing items.

When JTT asked if we would like to review their latest designs, we all said, "Yes, please". This is the review for Graveyard Ghoul.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

Chunksta by name Chunksta by nature, this one is a real squeeze

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me their latest designs. After agreeing, I knew I would not have long to wait for their arrival.

I enjoy reviewing items, and dildos from JTT are no exception. JTT have some amazing designs and a vast variety of items on offer. I always wonder what the next item they send will be.

"I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of being stretched and so wholly filled. I was able to move it in and out of my pussy slowly. I soon had a toe-curling orgasm."

Joanne

JTT produce great quality silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. They are so confident of the quality that they offer a free replacement lifetime warranty.

This review is for the Chunksta stretcher dildo. I will say that the name is very apt for this chunky dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Colon Balls is a challenge not for the faint hearted

John Thomas Toys (JTT) sent me several boxes of their new designs. I was unsure what was in each individual box. But was given details of all the items I was sent.

JTT manufactures good quality silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. With this in mind, I am always happy to receive whatever they want to send my way.

"The stretched feel provided by the balls was intense. They had me squirming with pleasure immediately. The more I squirmed, the more sensations are caused as the balls move inside me."

sub'r'

JTT designers have an excellent eye for detail. They also produce a wide range of designs, with the emphasis on being larger than life. I always get excited to see what the latest design will be.

This is the review for Colon Balls. These are JTT's take on the standard anal beads.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Stanmore Trainer gives a gently expanding stretch as you take more and more

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) manufactures quality dildos, depth play toys and stretchers. They have a choice of designs, sizes, firmness and colours for everyone.

I cannot say no When they ask if they can send me more items. I never know what they will send until the box or boxes arrive.

"As someone who rarely plays anally, I enjoyed the gently expanding shaft and thin tip. The long shaft meant I could insert as much as I wanted until I reached the stretch I sought."

Joanne

It is almost like Christmas every time I receive a box from JTT. Both sub 'r' and I always get excited to see what's inside each box.

This review is for the Stanmore Trainer depth trainer an anal probe that looks amazing and certainly fills a spot.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Mick certainly knows how to fill a waiting hole

John Thomas Toys asked if I would review another of their latest designs. Since I had finished reviewing the other items they sent me, I said yes, please :-)

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) manufactures a wide variety of quality silicone items. From stretchers, dildos, and depth play, they have something for everyone.

"The sensations caused by the dorsal ridge against my walls felt amazing. I enjoyed the feel of it gliding through my juices every time I moved it in and out."

Joanne

Their team of designers creates realistic and fantasy designs. From thin and smooth to wide and bumpy, with four sizes, colours and two firmness ratings to choose from. They even provide a detailed list of measurements and weight for every item.

I never know what they will send me, but I always look forward to finding out. This is the review for Mick's Prick.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Peachu gave my clitoris a trip to remember

Hi, it's sub 'r' here. As you know, I love the more unusual toys, so when Joanne asked if I was interested in reviewing the Peachu Sucking Vibrator from PinkPunch, I jumped at the chance.

The Peachu is a clitoral-sucking toy which leads to lots of solid orgasms, so it's not for the light-hearted LOL.

"I found the suction to be very intense, which always leads to a fantastic orgasm within 15 to 20 minutes, which makes the Peachu the perfect toy to buy when you want a fast orgasm or a quicky."

sub'r'

I loved the marketing material and couldn't wait for it to arrive as it looks lovely.

So, here are my thoughts about the Peachu sucking vibe from PinkPunch.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Uncle Bob certainly knows how to please

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me another batch of their latest products. How could I say no?

JTT produces some stunning designs, and the sizes are out of this world. I like the variety they have on offer. The quality is excellent, and they use platinum-grade silicone for all their items.

"The feel of him stretching and rubbing against my wet walls the faster I plunged him in and out was mindblowing. I could take his full length as I played with the small size. With the tip hitting my cervix, I enjoyed the feel of his balls on my clit. It did not take long before I was enjoying a toe-curling orgasm."

Joanne

I also like that they use minimal packaging (less waste). They are also kind enough to provide strong storage bags and a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with relevant items. Put all this together with each item's detailed weight and measurements. Let us not forget the lifetime guarantee. It shows that they care about their customers.

John Thomas Toys sent me several boxes simultaneously. This review is for the Uncle Bob dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2