Joannes Reviews
I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.
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E-Stim (48)
I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. I started experimenting with e-stim in 2015 and have never looked back, I love it. I hope that you find these reviews useful as it is always good to see someones opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.
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Sex & Fucking Machines (29)
I love reviewing sexmachines and fucking machines as they are just so much fun. But they do carry a hefty pricetag so if you want to see my opinions on the machines that I have tried out then enjoy my reviwews.
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Dildos (147)
I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.
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Male Masturbators (19)
I also enjoy revieiwing male masturbators with the help of my trusty 'Stuntcock'. I often get involved in the reviewing process to get a good feel for how well these sextoys perform. There is a growing number of amazing male masturbators around now so check out my reviews to see what I think of some of them.
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Lube Reviews (25)
Everyone should be using good quality lubricants in their sex play, you may think that you don't need it but trust me it can make things so much better if you lube up. It is essential if you are considering anal sex and highly recommended for vaginals ex as well.
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Vibrators (97)
Who doesn't enjoy some vibrator action when the mood strikes. I know I do and I have enjoyed reviewing all of these sex toys so that you can get an understanding of why they work and why some of them don't work as well as the others.
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Butt Plugs (32)
If you are here then you probably enjoy having your butt crammed full of lots of kinky sex toys like me. Well let me show you which ones are worth putting where the sun doesn't shine and which ones are just fit for the bin.
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BDSM Kit Reviews (82)
I like it kinky and love the whole world of BDSM and enjoy reviewing BDSM related equipment from some of the best manufacturers around. Check out these reviews to see if something takes your fancy.
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Bad Dragon Product Reviews (0)
I adore the range of products from Bad Dragon. All of their dildos and masturbators are 100% Platinum body safe silicone and that means they are latex and phthalate free. The designs are all so out of this world and kinky fantasy dildos really flick my switch. I hope that you enjoy these reviews.
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Other Reviews (35)
These reviews are of products that don't readily fit into any of my other categories. If it's weird or unusual then it's probably in here but don't let that put you off there are some great pieces of kit reviewed here.
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Cock Rings (5)
Cock rings can be a lot of fun, they also have a very real purpose in aiding and maintaining bigger harder erections and with the amazing array of different ones on the market it can be hard to choose a good one. So check out these reviews.
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ABDL Product Reviews (10)
Adult Baby/Diaper Lover. This is typically a lifestyle choice (A fetish for some) where a adult acts like a baby for comfort reasons. Many people use this to deal with stress, traumatic life events, or just because this is how they chose to live their life. People who are into this might wear adult diapers, use pacifiers, and other various objects that one might use for a child or toddler.
This does not mean that they are attracted to children at all, it is purely a lifestyle and roleplay choice. These reviews are of ABDL products and a lot of them have a cross over use in more generally accepted BDSM practices.
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Sexy Shoes And Clothing (2)
These reviews are of sexy outfits, shoes and kinky fuck me boots. It is always good and fun to dress to impress and these items of clothing and footwear make sub'r' and I feel just so sexy. So check them out and see why we like them so much.
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A quirky, funny, yet highly effective silcone dildo
John Thomas Toys (who I call JTT for short) likes to send me their latest designs to review. JTT manufacture some incredible designs. They have so much on offer in silicone stretchers, butt plugs, dildos and depth play toys that I am always excited to see their newest creation.
Each category has options of realistic and fantasy with lots of styles that lay in between. With each design offering four colours and sizes and two firmness ratings, there is a vast choice.
"The feel of the stretch as I pushed the tip into my entrance was sensational. The feel of the smooth silicone gliding against my walls with the mild sensations of the two ridges was amazing."
Joanne
Some JTT designs are extremely detailed, while others are simpler. Each design has been made with specific features and requirements in mind.
With all my above comments, plus the fact that JTT only uses platinum-grade silicone, you can probably understand why I cannot say no when they ask to send me more. This review is for Cartoon Willy, a simple but fun design.
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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Hard Man Silicone Dildo From John Thomas Toys
Hard Man is a good name for this big boy
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) design and manufacture some fantastic designs of dildos, stretchers, butt plugs and depth play toys, with a selection of fantasy and realistic designs. Every design has a choice of four sizes, colours and two firmness ratings.
Every toy they manufacture is in platinum-grade silicone. They offer sizes from small and slim to some amazingly girthy options.
"The chunky balls provide a nice handhold when you sink this dildo inside, and I made good use of the grip they provided. As the tip pushed inside deeper, it rubbed wonderfully against my walls. At the same time, the wide width of the shaft stretched me wide. This is a sensation that always turns me on."
Joanne
JTTs' designers work hard to produce extraordinary toys for every adult to enjoy. I highly recommend checking out what they have on offer.
With so much choice, I get excited whenever they ask if I want to review more of their designs. This review is for Hard Man.
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- Overall Rating 9.2
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Steve's Squeeze From John Thomas Toys
Steve's Squeeze is quite literally a handfull.
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) is designing and producing new silicone adult treats all the time. So when they asked if I would like to review some of their latest creations, I just had to say yes, please or Whoop Whoop, as sub 'r' would say.
JTT designs and manufactures a vast range of platinum-grade silicone toys. With designs for dildos, butt plugs, stretchers and depth-play, they have something for everyone.
"The feel of being stretched open by the medium-sized dildo was exquisite, and I had just the glans inside. I was determined to take more, so I slowly withdrew it from my pussy before pushing it in again. Each time, I could take it a little deeper. Having said that, I only managed to take it up to the first finger and partial thumb."
Joanne
They offer a range of realistic, fantasy and some in-between designs in each category. JTT likes to give its customers options, so each design has a choice of four sizes, four colours, and two firmness ratings.
I was informed they would send me their four newest designs. I only know what they will send once they arrive. But that is fine, as my experience with their toys shows that they offer some fantastic designs and excellent quality, and I get to receive all four sizes. This review is for Steve's Squeeze.
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- Overall Rating 9.2
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John Thomas Toys Pulled Lump Butt Plug Review
For those who enjoy that fuller feeling when it comes to butt plugs
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) contacted me once again to ask if I would like to review their latest items. I am always thrilled to see what they have come up with, so of course, I said yes.
JTT manufacture some amazing designs and a good range of butt plugs, dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. They offer four sizes, four colours and two firmness ratings for every design, plus an abundance of realistic and fantasy toys.
"The feel of being full felt amazing, and the rounded shape sat well inside my tight hole. The beauty of the vertical ridges is they give some wonderful sensations. I got to enjoy these additional sensations when Master twisted the butt plug."
sub'r'
With so many options, JTT have something for everyone. The platinum-grade silicone on offer provides a quality material. JTT even offer a lifetime warranty, giving a no quibble replacement for their toys.
JTT told me they would send me four different designs, but I did not know what they were sending until the boxes arrived. This is the review for Pulled Lump, a butt plug to truly bung you up. Please pass the lube.
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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E-Stim Systems Bipolar Electrowand Electrodes Review
Taking insertable play to new levels of enjoyment
It is always a pleasure when E-Stim Systems contacts me to ask for my opinion on a new product.
As you can imagine, when they contacted me to tell me that they were bringing out new bipolar wand-style electrodes, I could feel my excitement growing.
They sent me some pictures, which caught my attention; and I couldn't wait to try one.
"To say the sensations generated were sublime would be an understatement. What I like about using these the most is that you can change the sensations by moving the electrode either in and out or by applying pressure or angling it during use."
Joanne
I was lucky to be sent not one but both sizes of the new Electrowand to try before its launch (there are some perks to being a reviewer). That meant it was one for sub'r' and one for me to get to grips with.
Everything E-Stim Systems has released recently has shaken up the market. Their Electrorings are a fantastic electrode system for those stimmers with the pre-requisite equipment (meat and two veg) down below, and the Tripples are just in a league of their own, so we had high hopes for this latest creation.
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- Overall Rating 10
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A perfect name for this silicone stretcher as that is what it is
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) are manufacturers of a vast arrangement of silicone sex toys. They offer an extensive range of quality dildos, stretchers, depth-play toys and butt plugs.
With an equally large range of designs, with everything from realistic to fantasy designs and lots in between. A lot like a clothing stores, the sizes do vary. However, JTT provides an extensive list of measurements on each sex toy, so you have an informed choice.
"The wide girth of this stretcher is ideally suited for its purpose. Stretching my pussy beautifully wide, I loved the feel of being so full."
Joanne
John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) are manufacturers of a vast arrangement of silicone sex toys. They offer an extensive range of quality dildos, stretchers, depth-play toys and butt plugs.
With an equally large range of designs, with everything from realistic to fantasy designs and lots in between. A lot like a clothing stores, the sizes do vary. However, JTT provides an extensive list of measurements on each sex toy, so you have an informed choice.
With a fantastic range of designs, there is a good choice of sizes from the long and thin to the 'OMG', I will need extra lube for that one, lol.
So, when JTT ask if they can send me more of their incredible designs, I cannot say no. This review is for Bell End.
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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Taking gas mask play to the next level
We rarely get approached by BDSM companies asking if we would like to review some of their kit. So when Drakaina Domination Supply contacted us, they immediately got our attention.
They are a small USA company specialising in bondage furniture and equipment. They do custom work and create hardcore BDSM dungeon equipment, like the pipe-based restraints that you see in Kink.com videos.
"What I really enjoyed was the anticipation even before the fun began. As you put the gas mask on, you have to feed the end of the fleshlight into your open mouth. Just this action puts you in a submissive mindset, and then you eagerly await it being used."
Joanne
Their work is incredible, and we asked if we could review their Fleshlight Mask which immediately got sub'r' excited.
What is it? Well, think of a gas mask with a Fleshlight going through the front of it for forced oral sessions that tick lots of boxes. So grab a drink, get comfortable and let me tell you all about this particular piece of BDSM equipment.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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The Attic Experience Swingers Club In Derby
Bigger, better and even more fun than the old place
Well, it has been a long time since my first review of The Attic Swingers Club in Derby, over six years ago, and a lot has changed.
The Attic was forced to move locations, and they soon found new premises not too far from the old one but with a considerable advantage. Most of the rooms and play spaces are on the ground floor, with some other play spaces located upstairs. As someone with knee issues, that really made my day when I found that out.
"If you have never been to a swingers club before and are nervous, you need not be. Ron and the team will make you feel welcome, and before you know it, you will be having an amazing time."
Joanne
Opening the new venue took a long time, as Ron (the owner) had to overcome every obstacle thrown in his way by various regulatory agencies.
Eventually, the new club opened its doors this year, and the initial reviews from visitors were amazing; this led me to want to revisit the new club, leading to this review. So, read on to see what the fuss is all about and why everyone is talking higly about the new look club.
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- Overall Rating 9.8
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John Thomas Toys Michael's Sneaker Dildo Review
Taking sneakers to new levels of fun
Before I go on, this one is an unusual one. John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) are manufacturers of a wide variety of silicone sex toys. Their toys are made from platinum-grade silicone and offer dildos, stretchers, dept trainers and silicone butt plugs. Each range provides designs from realistic to fantasy and lots in between.
JTT's designers work hard to continuously produce some amazingly detailed toys. They are so confident in their range that they offer a no-quibble replacement lifetime warranty with their silicone sex toys.
"The sneaker gave me plenty to hold onto as I took its length inside me. The soft firmness rating gives the design a nice amount of squish, making it more comfortable to use. The design is also very flexible, which enabled me to squirm around while it was deep inside my channel."
Joanne
JTT also provides a free black faux velvet storage bag with every toy, plus a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with relevant dildos, butt plugs and stretchers.
When JTT ask if I would like to review their latest designs, I never ask what they will send. As I am confident, they will be as intriguing as the last. This review is for Michael's Sneaker.
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- Overall Rating 9.2
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John Thomas Toys Angry Prick Dildo Review
Angry Prick is one chunky beast of a dildo
I love playing with quality sex toys, so I always enjoy it when John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asks me if I would like to review some of their new items.
JTT designs and manufactures a vast range of items. Their insertables are made of platinum-grade silicone. There is a vast range of dildos, stretchers, butt plugs, and depth play toys on offer. Designs range from realistic to fantasy and everything in between.
"Even the small Angry Prick took some work to get the head inside. Once I managed to insert the wide girth of the head, it stretched me beautifully wide. I kept the dildo with the tip of the head just inside my entrance for a while. I enjoyed the stretched feeling before sinking it in further."
Joanne
Each design on offer has options of four colours, four sizes and two firmness ratings, with something on offer for those who like either thin dildos or XL-sized dildos.
With all these things in mind, I cannot say no when they ask if they can send me more of their amazing toys. So they sent me three boxes of delicious dildos. This is the review for Angry Prick. (Is it really bad that I am tempted to put googly eyes on the large one as it is too big for me to use? :-)
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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