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Bespoke Wooden Paddle From Grateful Pain

19.12.2019
We had a lot of fun reviewing this fantastic hand made wooden paddle made from Birth and Laburnam. It was made by a company called Grateful Pain and they make all manner of BDSM equipment and impact play toys. Check out the full review on my site.
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Clone A Pussy Plus Kit Review

19.12.2019
I go through the full process of creating a clone of my submissives pussy as part of a review of the kit. It took two attempts to get it right so watch the video to the end for some good top tips to avoid making the same mistake I did the first time round.This kit allows you to clone your own pussy and turn it into a Fleshlight style masturbator and it is a lot of fun to do and to see the finished results.
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John Thomas Toys BEASTLI Silicone Dildo Review

07.12.2019
I had so much fun reviewing the BEASTLI silicone dildo from JohnThomasToys.co.uk, this is a dildo packed with some amazing texture and both myself and sub'r' loved getting to know the range very well indeed. John Thomas Toys sent me these dildos in exchange for a fair and balanced review and that has not affected the outcome of the review.
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John Thomas Toys Cleopatra's Candle Silicone Dildo Review

07.12.2019
I had so much fun reviewing the Cleopatra's Candle silicone dildo from JohnThomasToys.co.uk and here is a short video to accopany the full review on my site. John Thomas Toys sent me these dildos in exchange for a fair and balanced review and that has not affected the outcome of the review.
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Insulated Monopole E-stim And Electrosex Cock Loop Electrode

20.11.2019
This is a fantastic monopole cock ring electrode for e-stim. Just like regular cock loops where you need two to form a circuit, this cock loop differs in that one half is insulated. When placed around the cock and balls with a regular cock loop just under the glans, it forces the current through the Dorsal and Perineal nerves. It delivers delicious sensations, and my Stunt Cock achieves hands-free orgasms with it easily. The STL file is available in two sizes for free on my site so if you have access to a 3D printer then you can make one yourself and just add the 6mm or 4mm conductive rubber. As with all of my electrodes, I can make you one up, and they are available on my site. Just like any other e-stim electrode, you use it at your own risk. Turn up the power slowly until you are comfortable with the sensations that it generates. Youtube has taken exception to links on this video and so they have had to be removed sorry.
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Bipolar E-stim And Electrosex Cock Loop Electrode

12.11.2019
This is a fantastic bipolar cock ring electrode for e-stim. Unlike regular cock loops where you need two to form a circuit, this cock loop has two electrodes so you just need the one. It is very intense as one electrode rests against your frenulum (banjo string) and has a small surface area compared to the other. It delivers delicious sensations and my Stunt Cock achieves hands-free orgasms with it easily. The STL file is available for free on my site so if you have access to a 3D printer then you can make one yourself and just add the 6mm and 4mm conductive rubber. As with all of my electrodes, I can make you one up and they are available on my site. Just like any other e-stim electrode you use it at your own risk, turn up the power slowly until you are comfortable with the sensations that it generates. Thank you "Gyrator" for sharing the design. Youtube has taken exception to links on this video and so they have had to be removed sorry.
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Ten Safety Tips For E-stim And Electrosex

27.10.2019
E-stim or Electrosex is an activity where you can achieve hands-free orgasms using electricity and electrodes on your genitals. It is often portrayed as painful and while it can be if you want it to be it can also be incredibly sensual and erotic. We are going to be producing some how-to videos that show how you can achieve hands-free orgasms, pain-free and how to stay safe while doing so. This video gives ten safety tips to consider before and during any e-stim session. The main one is to only stim below the waist although the others covered are very pertinent. Youtube has taken exception to links on this video and so they have had to be removed sorry.
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Tremor Sex Machine

20.02.2019
The Tremor ride on sex machine is a Sybian like vibrating saddle that has amazing performance. It accepts sybian attachments and comes with silicone attachments.
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Love Rider Sex Machine

03.01.2019
I just wanted to post a quick video showing the corelation between seat movement and the Vac-u-lock attachment movement on the Love Rider machines. Forward and backward movement causes the vac-u-lock adaptor to rise verticaly through a series of link arms. Take it too far down though and sometimes the attachment catches and gives you a bit of a spanking.
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S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine Operation

16.11.2018
This video accompanies my review of the S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine. In it I use the supplied dildo and masturbator with plenty of lube applied to demonstrate its almost comical lack of power. It struggles to even withdraw the dildo let alone thrust it in. There are much better machines available at sexmachines.co.uk and you can read my full review here - https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk...
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S1 Cheap Fucking Machine Operation

09.11.2018
The S1 Cheap Fucking Machine as its name suggests is a cheap machine, it lacks torque and has a fixed thrust length. At high speeds it can become quite unstable as shown in this operation video. Read the full review at - https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk...
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3D Printing A Front Panel For My Steroestim Box

29.10.2018
I have designed the front panel for my e-stim Stereostim control box to be printed in two halves, this is the first half mid print.
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The Probe Beast Fucking Machine Operation

19.10.2018
This video shows the speed and stability of the Probe Beast Fucking machine manufactured by Orgasm Alley and sold at sexmachines.co.uk I could only run it at 3/4 speed as it started rocking my table. Thrusting at upto 250 strokes a minute, the high-torque motor delivers amazing performance. Read my full review - https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk...
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The Probe Fucking Machine Operation

19.10.2018
This video shows the speed and stability of the Probe Fucking machine manufactured by Orgasm Alley and sold at sexmachines.co.uk Thrusting at upto 250 strokes a minute, this fucking machine delivers amazing performance. Read my full review - https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk...
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My Mr Hankeys Dildos

05.09.2018
Here is a small collection of my Mr Hankeys Dildos. They are now available from https://www.sexmachines.co.uk and it is great to have a UK retailer of these amazing silicone sex toys. To read my reviews of them, please visit my site - https://sexmachinereviews.co.uk
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Pre Fist Glove From Meo

02.07.2018
This glove has been designed with some delicious textures to tease and please during fingering or fisting fun. The textures aids circulation and gets you aroused ready for what is to come. Read the full review at - https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/...
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Satisfyer Pro Traveler

30.06.2018
I had so much fun reviewing the Satisfyer Pro Traveler clitoral stimulator. It isn't a vibrator, it uses air wave technology to pulse air onto your clit and that feels amazing. This is the travel version of the Satisfyer Pro, it is cheaper and inmy opinion much better. Read the full review for my thoughts on it - https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/...
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Bathmate Vibrating Cock Rings

28.06.2018
These cock rings have been designed by Bathmate in the UK to feature a rechargeable micro-bullet vibe for intense sensations. Full review coming soon on my site
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