Now when looking for a poo dildo, just like any other dildo, you need to pay attention to the materials it is made out of.
Always go for a non-porous phthalate-free material such as silicone. This material is straightforward to clean, and it is also latex-free, which makes it hypo-allergenic.
So here are a few turd dildos that I have found online.
Uberkinky - Oxballs Log Dildo 6 Inches
The Oxballs Log Dildo 6 Inches is not for the feint hearted
"If your missus moaned at you last year for getting her a shit gift then go one better this year and get her a shit dildo."Uberkinky Product Description
This one is a charmer, looking like a smoothed out turd, it features some nice texture and an extension for perineal or clitoral stimulation.
Measuring in at 6"/15.2cm long this one is easy to squeeze in or out. Great for vaginal or anal play it is certainly going to an exciting play session as you poke it looking for pieces fo sweetcorn.
Priced at £63.99, the Oxballs Log Dildo 6 Inches it is a scat lovers dream of a dildo.
Mr Hankeys Toys - MR. HANKEY - ONE SIZE
The Mr Hankey Dildo is a sweetcorn lovers dream
This is the first dildo created by Mr Hankey, and it is how the business got its name. Now, Mr Hankeys Toys are absolutely amazing, and I own a few of his dildos.
They are all made out of body-safe platinum cure silicone and carry incredible detail and textures. This dildo is no exception, it set the standard for the others to follow.
As with most of the Mr Hankeys Dildos, this one is on the large size, well, who doesn't like a challenge.
The Mr Hankey Dildo starts off quite smooth for easy insertion, and then the girth and texture really increases, making it feel incredible as you ride it.
If you fancy a challenge, then this is the one for you.
The Mr Hankey Dildo is available for just $149.95, you get a lot of dildo for your money.
Do you own a poo dildo or do you know of any others available online? If you do then use the comment form below to let us all know about them.
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