Other Reviews

These reviews are of products that don't readily fit into any of my other categories. If it's weird or unusual then it's probably in here but don't let that put you off there are some great pieces of kit reviewed here.

Other Reviews
Love Jelly Sensual Bath Time Fun Review

Tagged under:

Review Other

Overall Rating:
9.0

Love Jelly Sensual Bath Time Fun Review

Who would have thought that bathing in Jelly could be so much fun

If you are like me, you will enjoy your time soaking in the bath. Lounging in a tub full of hot water feels so relaxing, and it usually ends up with me getting horny and enjoying some wet and wild "me time" while enjoying a good soak.

I was therefore delighted when Bath Jelly got in touch asking me if I fancied trying their Bath Jelly. It is a product that you add to a bath full of hot water, and it turns to very slippery jelly before your eyes.

"This is the sort of product that is ideal if you plan on having some fun with a partner in the bath as pouring it and rubbing it into each others body would be so erotic."

Joanne

It differs from other products that turn bathwater into lube, and while those are fun, I thought jelly might be even more fun, so I hastily agreed.

But, I forgot that my submissive, the lovely sub'r' has a very playful streak, and she wanted to use it, so I let her. So let us tell you what we thought of this slippery product.

Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Hot Pink Kit Review - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews

Tagged under:

Review Silicone Clone A Pussy Masturbator Kit

Overall Rating:
9.0

Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Hot Pink Kit Review - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews

Make a clone of your pussy and let someone enjoy using it

I had so much fun cloning my pussy a couple of years ago with a Clone-A-Pussy Kit that I was sent to review. At the end of the process, I could gaze at my own foof in all its glory.

I still use it as a paperweight on my work desk, and it has raised some awkward questions on several occasions.

"I loved having it used on me, and I have used it a couple of times on my own now, and it does the job. Obviously having sub'r' utilising a cast of her own pussy on my cock was the highlight."

Stunt Cock

Clone-a-pussy saw one of my social media posts about their kits, and they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their Plus+ kits.

Intrigued, I said yes, of course. I decided rather than clone my own pussy again, I would use this kit to clone my submissives pussy. I would then turn it into a masturbator for my partner to enjoy. So let's get cracking on this rather unusual review of this fun kit.

So Divine Sensual Kegel Ball Training Set

Tagged under:

Review Silicone Kegel Pelvic Floor Trainer Kit SoDivine

Overall Rating:
9.0

So Divine Sensual Kegel Ball Training Set

Kegel balls can be a lot of fun, using them can have great benefits to your sex life

Who would turn down the opportunity to improve their sexual performance and tackle some lady issues often present in later life?

I know I love a challenge, especially when it involves playing with insertables, of course. So, I was delighted when So Divine got in touch asking if I would like to review their new Kegl Ball Training Set.

"As they are 100% waterproof, you can even do your exercises while using the bath or shower. I enjoy using them in the bath clenching and squeezing them. This always gets me very horny, and it is nice to finish a training session with a hard orgasm — much more fun than going to the gym LOL."

Joanne

They have a set of three kegel balls, each differing in weight and size, and I know how much fun this type of training can be having reviewed others in the past.

I didn't have to wait long for them to arrive. Once they did, it was time for a vaginal workout with "Eye of the tiger" playing in the background.

Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System Pump

Tagged under:

Review BDSM Vacuum Suction Blush Novelties PeepShowToys

Overall Rating:
9.2

Temptasia Clitoris And Nipple Enhancement System Pump

Doing the vacuuming has never been so much fun

I was delighted when Blush asked me to review their Temptasia Clitoris and Nipple Enhancement System for them. Now before you ask, what the heck is one of those, in layman's terms its a nipple and clitoral suction set.

I love suction play, and in the past, I enjoyed reviewing the Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers for Uberkinky. They were so much fun to use that they left me wanting to try more suction toys.

"I was amazed at just how sensitive my bits became once swollen from a good vacuum session. I really want to try a pussy pump next so that I can experience having my clitoris and labia all swollen and hypersensitive."

Joanne

Queue Blush and their offer of this fantastic set and I knew that this set would take suction play to a new level of enjoyments with its three different sized suction cups.

So, let me tell you why everyone should try some suction toys at some point in their life as they are so much fun.

Ann Summers Nipple Covers Review

Tagged under:

Review Other Ann Summers Nipples Nipple Pasties

Overall Rating:
9.0

Ann Summers Nipple Covers Review

Get your baps out while covering your modesty up

Ann Summers sent me a set of nipple covers, or as they are often referred to, nipple pasties. As the name suggests, they are covers for your nipples to preserve some decency if you are shall we say getting your baps out.

Don't get me started on the whole argument about how men's nipples are free to be displayed whereas female nipples carry a taboo - Grrrrr.

"They are very comfortable to wear, the glue holds them in place nicely, and they give a huge confidence boost if you are getting your boobs out."

Joanne

This product allows you to cover your nipples should you choose to do so. They are often used in burlesque shows or as a kinky item of clothing for bedroom use.

As I have never worn nipple covers before, I was keen to see just how good the glue used is as obviously that is just about the only thing that can go wrong. So what do I think of the Ann Summers Nipple Covers? Read on to find out.

PVC Discipline Dress Review From Honour.co.uk

Tagged under:

Review Clothing PVC Honour Dress

Overall Rating:
9.0

PVC Discipline Dress Review From Honour.co.uk

A stunning short dress that oozes sex appeal

It's always nice to be able to review some kinky fetish clothing, and we don't do enough of it in my opinion. So, it was a delight when Honour.co.uk got in touch asking if we would review their PVC Discipline Dress for them.

PVC clothing just looks so sexy, with its figure-hugging nature and shiny looks. So, of course, we jumped at the chance to review this lovely piece of club wear.

"After one lovely paddling and caning session sub'r' commented on how nice the fabric felt on her red bum cheeks as she walked around the club afterwards. The inner cloth material rubbing against her flesh felt delightful."

Joanne

This is a stunning dress that positively oozes sexuality. It's also the perfect dress for anyone whether they be Dominant or submissive.

So let me tell you how much we enjoyed reviewing this dress and why sub'r' likes it so much.

Shunga Exotic Intimate Massage Candles Review

Tagged under:

Review Massage Candle LatexLeatherLace Shunga

Overall Rating:
9.2

Shunga Exotic Intimate Massage Candles Review

These massage candles deliver delightful scents and are great for intimate massages

One of the brightest stands visited during the Joannes Reviews expedition to Erofame in Germany last year was the Shunga Stand.

It blew my stunt cock and sub'r' away with its vibrant colours and the general excitement around the stand.

"The oil spreads out well, and it warms the skin as you do so. As you spread it out, it releases more of the intimate fragrance into the air."

Joanne

Shungas range of products is enormous, I had no idea just how many products they produce, and my team came away with some goodies to review.

This review is going to concentrate on two massage candles.

Black Floral Lace Metal Boned 6 Strap Suspender Basque Review

Tagged under:

Review LatexLeatherLace Clothing Basque

Overall Rating:
9.0

Black Floral Lace Metal Boned 6 Strap Suspender Basque Review

This is one sexy little basque that sub'r' loves

Last December my Stunt Cock took our lovely submissive sub'r' to visit one of our all-time favourite shops, Latex, Leather & Lace for a birthday treat.

He treated her to this lovely looking basque that they had just got in stock and sub'r' fell in love with it immediately.

"The stitching and level of finish are excellent. Just turning it inside out and looking at one of the seams confirms that the manufacturer Nylon Dreams really know what they are doing."

Joanne

Hand made in the UK is something that you don't often hear any more but that is what this line of lingerie is and it scream quality, its stunning design just looks so sexy.

So, let me tell you about the Black Floral Lace Metal Boned 6 Strap Suspender Basque from Latex, Leather & Lace.

Swiss Navy Toy And Body Cleaner

Tagged under:

Review Cleaner Swiss Navy

Overall Rating:
8.6

Swiss Navy Toy And Body Cleaner

A great product that makes post play clean up a breeze

I'm always harping on about the importance of sex toy cleanliness and saying things like just wash and then clean with an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.

Well after Stunt Cock and sub'r' visited Erofame last year they came back with some sample bottles of the Swiss Navy Sex Toy cleaner and having now used a bottle almost up I think it is time to let everyone know my thoughts on it.

So let me tell you why I like the Swiss Navy Sex Toy cleaner.

Fun Factory Fun Cup Explore Kit - Menstrual Cup Review

Tagged under:

Review Fun Factory Silicone Menstrual Cups Hypoallergenic Female

Overall Rating:
6.2

Fun Factory Fun Cup Explore Kit - Menstrual Cup Review

Bloody periods shouldn't be bloody frustrating

While visiting Erofame last year, sub'r' spotted the Fun Factory Fun Cups on their stand and as she uses menstrual cups they immediately caught her attention.

One month later a package arrived with the Explore Kit for her to use and evaluate. She has now used them for two cycles and here is her review of them.

"One thing I love about them is you are free to do anything while wearing them without bulky pads inside your underwear. You can go swimming, ride a bike or do anything that you can do when not on your period."

sub'r'

Having spoken to her at length about them, I may have to give them a go myself as they can save a lot of money and the environment too.

So without further ado, here is the Fun Factory Explore Kit review by sub'r'.

Latest Reviews

February 20, 2020

John Thomas Toys Silicone Anal Probe Review

in Dildos
A novel design that is good for any orifice, front or rear The arrival of a new sex toy to review always fills me with excitement but it isn't often that I am also filled with a sense of nervous anticipation as well. But that was the case when these big boys… Read More
February 13, 2020

Hismith Remote Controlled Premium Sex Machine with Free Silicone Dildo and Portable Bag New Edition Fucking Machine

in Sex & Fucking Machines
I think I have found my new favourite fucking machine When HiSmith got in touch to tell me that they were sending one of their premium fucking machines to review, you can understand me grinning like a Cheshire Cat for a while. I have seen their machines in… Read More
Feb 07, 2020

John Thomas® Billy Bunter Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

in Dildos
Don't be bullied by this lovely silicone didlo, put it in its place ;-) You can imagine… Read More
Feb 06, 2020

Love Jelly Sensual Bath Time Fun Review

in Other Reviews
Who would have thought that bathing in Jelly could be so much fun If you are like me, you… Read More

Recent Articles

February 06, 2020

Saving Money When Buying Sex Toys

Check out this quick and easy way to save some cash This article contains affiliate links, but the title isn't clickbait, you really can save money when shopping for sex toys. We could all do with saving money when we shop. Who wouldn't fancy a problem-free… Read More
September 06, 2019

The Rise of VR Porn

VR Porn is taking the internet by storm, here's how to get in on the action? Two months ago, VRPorn.com announced that it has officially surpassed 100 million users. That is a lot of kinky people looking for VR Porn. Any website would be more than happy with… Read More
Jun 05, 2019

This Secret Sex Trick Will Have Your Lover Begging You For More

You dream of a passionate love life, but a busy lifestyle and stress has other plans for… Read More
May 30, 2019

Buying Sex Toys On A Budget

You can enjoy a body safe wank on a budget I don't need to preach to anyone about how… Read More

Latest Blog Posts

February 12, 2020

Estim Study Confirms Simple Nerve Stimulation May Improve Sexual Response in Women

in Blog
It's good to see a study confirming that e-stim can have positive benefits for treating sexual dysfunction in women I have been "having sex with electrons" for about four years, and it has changed my sex life for the better. I discovered it by accident but… Read More
February 07, 2020

Joanne's Office/Studio, A Quick Update

in Blog
I have settled on my choice of office space and now need to move in Well, I have finally settled on my new office/studio. I will be based in Derby in the midlands, and after looking over several options I have decided on a ground floor office (suitable for my… Read More
Feb 06, 2020

Guest Post - Thoughts About Humiliation Play And Watersports : Dom Signs

in Blog
Guest Post I am delighted to be able to introduce Signs from domsigns.com. Dom Signs, I… Read More
Jan 16, 2020

2020, A New Year A New Plan

in Blog
This year is going to be a hoot I have been doing what I do (generally stuffing things… Read More
×
0
Shares

Like what you see?

Hit the buttons below to follow me, you won't regret it...

0
Shares