Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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February 22, 2019
Blog

Today I Upgraded My 2B Estim Control Box Firmware

It was so simple to upgrade my 2B E-stim control boxes firmware! One of the features of the 2B Control Box (read my review of it here) from E-Stim Systems is its upgradeability. Unlike other popular control boxes like the Erostek ET312B Power Unit, it is always in constant development. There have been four firmware updates this year so far, and the latest…
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February 21, 2019
Blog

I Am Delighted To Be Working With Honour.co.uk

Breaking news! Honour is a huge brand based in London and they have two physical shops together with their rather amazing website that is stocked with all sorts of kinky products. I was delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would review some things for them and also if I would mind making some recommendations for beginners and more…
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February 21, 2019
Lube Reviews

Eros Aqua Water-based Lubricant Review

Who doesn't like the idea of lube in a bottle that you can fuck? With so many lubes on the market, it can often be hard to find which one will work best for you. That is one reason why I love writing lube reviews. It is always nice to try a new lube and as I go through so much lube (it's a hard life) I am lucky to be able to try lots of lubes out. "I Loved…
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Gring Finger Vibe From Gvibe

Feb 20, 2019 Vibrators
Powerful vibrations at your fingertips I am pretty excited about this little finger vibe from Gvibe, it packs a lot of features into a small form. As well as being a fun little finger vibe it has an unusual extra feature - it can be used as a remote control…
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So Divine ‘Addicted’ Love Egg With Remote Control

Feb 18, 2019 Vibrators
Fantastic for teasing a partner or just using on your own I was so excited when So Divine got in touch again asking me if I would be interested in reviewing their Addicted Love Egg. Well, you already know what my answer was, I mean who would turn down the…
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Wicked Toy Love Gel Lube for Intimate Toys 100ml Review

Feb 17, 2019 Lube Reviews
A deliciously thick water based lube in a fantastic little bottle So, here comes another lube review and it's one that I am actually pretty excited about. As a sex toy reviewer, I go through lots of lube, and I am always interested in comparing brands and…
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Sinful Sunday Week 410

Feb 17, 2019 Sinful Sunday
Week 410 and this week's pic got us all tied up in knots It's all about the picture, and this one features the lovely sub'r' bound in rope. She loves the feeling of it against her skin and finds being bound up both relaxing and incredibly erotic. Rope fun can…
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Swiss Navy Toy And Body Cleaner

Feb 16, 2019 Other Reviews
A great product that makes post play clean up a breeze I'm always harping on about the importance of sex toy cleanliness and saying things like just wash and then clean with an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner. Well after Stunt Cock and sub'r' visited Erofame…
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Hot Octopuss Launches JETT, its Customisable Guybrator™ with Treble and Bass Technology

Feb 15, 2019 Blog
Breaking news! Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has launched a new product, JETT. Their first guybrator, PULSE and POCKET PULSE, won a lot of awards but it carries quite a high price, this new product is just £49.99/$69/E49…
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