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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

June 25, 2019

BDSM Kit Reviews

Colt Camo Thigh Cuff Sex Sling From Bondara

Lay back and relax as this thigh sling takes the strain Recently we had the pleasure of reviewing the Colt Camo Thigh Sling, and we had so much fun doing so. This is the first Colt product that we have received to review, and we all looked forward to putting it to the test to see how it would perform. "When I made my submissive, sub'r' use it, I really…

June 24, 2019

Vibrators

Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower Vibrator

A guest review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Power Flower I am delighted to be able to bring you this great review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower. A vibrator with a tip that is unlike anything else I have tried. As Satisfyer seem to be throwing virbators at reviewers these days I ended up with more than one of these vibes and so I…

June 22, 2019

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What Is The Difference Between TENS, EMS And E-stim Equipment

Confused by the three terms, TENS, EMS & E-stim? You are not alone That is a question that often turns up, and I will do my best to answer it in this article. Erotic electrostimulation refers to the use of specially designed equipment to apply electrical stimulation to the genitals for sexual pleasure. It is often referred to as e-stim. Often though there…

June 19, 2019

Dildos

Uberrime Splendid Dual-Density Silicone Dildo

A dual-density dildo that really hits the spot I just love receiving packages from PeepShowToys in the USA. Whenever I get a delivery from them, it means only one thing, and that is that my pussy is soon going to be purring. They stock a fantastic selection of body-safe sex toys, and their dildos are amazing. They sent me another Uberrime dildo to review,…

June 14, 2019

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Win A Tantric Massage Starter Set Courtesy of Karma Tantric

Win A Tantric Massage Starter Set Courtesy of Karma Tantric If you enjoyed this fantastic article about Tantric Massage then you will love this competition that is being sponsored by Karma Tantric. Tantric massage agency in London, Karma Tantric, are giving away a fabulous tantric massage starter kit worth over $200! Try out your tantric massage skills at…

June 12, 2019

Dildos

Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice Colours

A fantastic fantasy dildo, have some Night King fun as winter is coming I'm so pleased to have been given the opportunity to review the Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice edition. This ladies and gentlemen is a dildo that went beyond my expectations. From its stunning colours blending their way down its shaft to the deliciously rich textures, it…

Estim Remote System From E-stim Systems

Jun 11, 2019 E-Stim

Shockingly good fun from afar or close range Well, here I am sitting with a huge smile on my face. Well, actually it's more of a grimace ~~Bzzzzt~~ as I am wired up to the E-Stim Remote System ~~Bzzzzt~~ from E-stim Systems and my Stunt Cock has the remote…

Jo H2O Candy Shop Butterscotch Lubricant

Jun 09, 2019 Lube Reviews

A lip-smacking delightfully flavoured lubricant to spice up your oral sex I always recommend that we should all be using lubes in our sex lives. But did you know you can also get delightfully flavoured lubes that can really enhance your oral sex too? System…

This Secret Sex Trick Will Have Your Lover Begging You for More

Jun 05, 2019 Articles

You dream of a passionate love life, but a busy lifestyle and stress has other plans for you. If your sex life needs a little boost, there’s a secret sex trick that will leave you and your lover panting for more. Get steamy in the bedroom and introduce this…

Buying Sex Toys On A Budget

May 30, 2019 Articles

You can enjoy a body safe wank on a budget I don't need to preach to anyone about how times can be hard and even if you haven't got much spare cash we all need some excitement in our lives. By excitement, I mean the sexual kind (that's the best type anyway).…

Blush Temptasia Safety Scissors

May 30, 2019 BDSM Kit Reviews

Safety equipment is key to safe, sane and consensual play Anyone who enjoys rope play or restraints should consider the safety aspects with these kinky and fun activities. You need to be able to release a captive subject quickly and efficiently should the…

Conductive Rubber Estim Electrodes

May 29, 2019 Blog

Conductive rubber is an often overlooked material for making cheap and highly effective e-stim electrodes It is its simplicity that makes it such a good choice for homemade DIY electrodes. Conductive rubber is actually conductive silicone, and graphite powder…