John Thomas Toys Slim Jim Dildo Review

Delivery & Packaging

I never have to wait long for my delivery to arrive, this time was no different. A few days later, the delivery person was at my door with four large boxes. The boxes were all robust, well-sealed and plain. The shipping label is also discreet; it doesn't mention John Thomas Toys on it, which is something I appreciate.

As I was sent all four sizes of the Slim Jim dildo, the box was quite large. Carefully using a sharp knife, I cut through the tape to see what they had sent me this time as I had no idea what was coming to review.

Once the box was open, I removed the packing paper to see the dildo's below. Each dildo was wrapped in a robust, transparent, heat-sealed film. On the film were three stickers, the firmness rating, one to remind you to wash before use, and of course, the JTT logo.

It's always nice to receive all four sizes, so I can directly compare them to each other.

Also, inside the box was a small, reusable JTT branded carrier bag with four storage bags. Plus, four vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptors.

Materials and design

Slim Jim is made from a platinum-grade silicone. Silicone is a more robust material than some others. It's also body-safe, hypoallergenic, non-porous, PVC, latex and phthalate free. I like the blend that JTT uses, It holds lube well and is slightly draggy when drawing a finger down it.

JTT uses copper moulds to manufacture their silicone toys. This is a more expensive method than the one used by most other manufacturers, but copper moulds ensure that every dildo that is produced in the mould will have precisely the same features and the very first.

Slim Jim is a realistic dildo in looks but not quite in size. Four sizes are available four colours are available, and the two firmness ratings provide a good range of options. Slim Jim lives up to his name with a slim shaft. Which is ideal for those who do not want a girthy shaft.

*	SMALL	MEDIUM	LARGE	X LARGE
Overall Length:	8"/20.32cm	10"/25.4cm	12"/30.48cm	14"/35.56cm
Insertable Length:	6"/15.24cm	7.5"/19.05cm	9"/22.86cm	10.5"/26.67cm
Circumference (top of penis head):	4.33"/11cm	5.51"/14cm	6.49"/16.5cm	7.48"/19cm
Circumference (middle of shaft):	4.92"/12.5cm	6.1"/15.5cm	7.28"/18.5cm	8.66"/22cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft):	5.11"/12.97cm	6.49"/16.5cm	8.26"/21cm	9.84"/25cm
Circumference (testicles):	12.4"/31.5cm	15.74"/40cm	18.5"/47cm	21.6"/55cm
Height (testicles):	2"/5.08cm	2.5"/6.35cm	3"/7.62cm	3.5"/8.89cm
Weight:	0.44kg (*variable)	0.89kg (*variable)	1.57kg (*variable)	2.51kg (*variable)
Price:	£99	£149	£199	£239

This dildo has a lovely uncovered glans with a nice ridge as it meets the shaft. The shaft is slim and straight, featuring a few nice veins for added texture.

Slim Jim is rather well proportioned in the testicle department.

The shaft ends with a lovely set of meaty balls. Large enough to make a nice handful. The JTT logo is on the back of the balls. Under the base is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.

JTT also supplies a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor. The black material is robust and has more rounded ridges than some other designs. The base is strong and flexible, with a slight dome shape. This suction adaptor works extremely well on any smooth surface and gives you more play options for hands-free fun.

The vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor works reaally well, and is perfect if you want some hands free play.

I also received a free black faux velvet storage bag for each size dildo. One side of the bag has the JTT name and logo printed in white. The bag is made with strong faux velvet, is well-stitched, and has a drawstring closure.

Performance

With all four sizes of Slim Jim to choose from, I took in the sizes to choose the size I wanted to play with. As this dildo is slimmer than most other JTT dildos, I decided to play with the XL size.

After washing the dildo thoroughly, I laid down on my bed with my favourite J-Jelly water-based lube on hand. While I would generally play with the medium-size dildo, I wanted to enjoy the wider girth of the larger size.

I began by gently rubbing some lube into my clit, slowly circling the bud to build my arousal. It did not take long before my pussy was ready for more.

I dripped some of the lube onto the head of Slim Jim, watching it as it ran down the shaft. Holding firmly onto the base of the shaft, I guided it to my open, aching pussy. Pushing the broad head against my pussy felt incredible. With more pressure, I slid the dildo further inside my depths. The stretch of the broad head pushing into my entrance and stretching me wide open was thrilling.

I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of the glans stretching me open. The feel of the glans ridge, as it popped inside my tight hole, felt amazing. Pushing the dildo further inside, I had that gorgeous ridge rubbing my walls. The further it went inside, the more sensations I felt.

The XL version which was my favourite is very filling and fun to ride.

I really enjoyed holding onto the balls while I pumped him in and out of my wet pussy. The sensations caused by the mixture of the broad head, wider glans ridge and smooth shaft were orgasmic. It was not long before I was squirming in orgasm, coating the dildo.

As Slim Jim is vac-u-lock compatible, it can also be used with the suction cup adaptor provided, a strap-on or even a fucking machine. I had additional sessions using a fucking machine and the suction cup adaptor, both of which had me squirming in delightful sensations.

After play, I like to clean my Slim Jim in hot water with anti-bacterial soap. If you have a dishwasher, you can also use that as an option. Whichever method you use, check that any body fluids have been fully removed.

Once fully clean, I prefer to leave mine to air dry on some kitchen roll before placing it back into its protective little body bag (oops, I mean storage bag, lol)

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Key Features

Key features:

• Made from body-safe platinum-cured silicone.
• Four Sizes to choose from.
• Four colour options are available.
• Two firmness options.
• Realistic dildo with a slim shaft.
• Large balls.
• Vac-u-lock compatible.

I would recommend it to:

• Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.
• Anyone who wants a smooth shaft with veins.
• Anyone who wants a straight shaft.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

• Anyone who wants a fantasy dildo.
• Anyone who wants a stretcher.
• Anyone who wants lots of ridges.

With four sizes to choose from, there is one to satisfy everyones desires and capabilities.

Final Thoughts

If you want a realistic dildo with a slim shaft, then look no further. Although the shaft is narrower than the usual offerings from JTT, the larger sizes still have a lot to offer.

The small Slim Jim is also ideal for those new to penetration, as it has a slightly slimmer girth than a standard 6" or 15cm shaft.

Even though the small does look small, the larger sizes are still an option for those who want more girth to explore and enjoy.

This realistic design has some nice features, and I had lots of fun enjoying them all. Although it is a slimmer girth, I still highly recommend checking the JTT website for a full list of the measurements.

I was sent these four Slim Jom dildos by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

Joanne's rating

Where Can I Get One From?

If you love a realsitic dildo that isn't too girthy then Slim Jim from John Thomas Toys is definitely one to consider, grab one direct from their website with prices stating at £99 and with a sale currently on you can get one for much less than that.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".

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Disclosure

Disclaimer - I was sent these Slim Jom silicone dildos to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at no cost to you. For more information check out my disclosure page.