Delivery & Packaging
JTT takes my privacy seriously and sends my items in plain cardboard boxes. The box is robust enough to hold the weight of all four sizes easily and safely, which is no mean feat. The shipping label is even discreet.
With no indication on the box to indicate its naughty contents, I know that the postie delivering the boxes is none the wiser. Leaving me to dive into the fun contents once they have left.
The boxes are well sealed with strong brown tape. On opening the box, I found plenty of packing paper holding the contents still while in transit. Under the paper were four sizes of Monster. Each dildo is packaged inside transparent heat-sealed film. Each toy has several stickers, the JTT logo, the firmness rating and a reminder to wash before use.
I received all four sizes and this is their minimalistic packaging.
Also, inside the box were four faux velvet storage bags inside a JTT branded small black plastic carrier bag. Plus, four small boxes, each with a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder.
Materials and design
Monster is made from platinum-grade silicone. Silicone is the standard material that JTT uses to create their insertable toys, and it's an excellent material for insertable toys. The material is body-safe, non-porous, phthalate, PVC and latex free.
JTT ensures that every dildo produced has precisely the same features by using copper moulds. This is a more expensive manufacturing procedure than some others use. But it is a fantastic way to ensure that no features are lost in the manufacturing process.
Monster is the perfect name for this bad boy. The designer has created a fantastic dildo design. The tip has a rounded glans with a large ridge that wraps around the bottom of the glans. One side of the dildo has a single row of bumps going from tip to balls. The bumps grow in depth as they move down the shaft. The design includes long skin sections that look like they have been stitched together along the shaft. Monster also has an impressive set of balls that have been stitched onto the base of the shaft. You could picture this cock being put together just to pleasure you.
The detailing and stitching looks fantastic.
I was sent all four sizes of Monster in the soft firmness rating in an olive green with glitter colour, which looks stunning. The base has the JTT logo. Underneath the dildo is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.
* | SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | X LARGE |
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Overall Length: | 10"/25.4cm | 12"/30.48cm | 14"/35.56cm | 16"/40.64cm |
Insertable Length: | 8.5"/21.59cm | 10"/25.4cm | 12"/30.48cm | 13.5"/34.29cm |
Circumference (penile rim): | 6.29"/16cm | 7.48"/19cm | 8.66"/22cm | 9.84"/25cm |
Circumference (top of shaft): | 6.29"/16cm | 7.48"/19cm | 8.66"/22cm | 9.84"/25cm |
Circumference (middle of shaft): | 8.26"/21cm | 10.23"/26cm | 11.41"/29cm | 11.41"/29cm |
Circumference (bottom of shaft): | 9.25"/23.5cm | 11.41"/29cm | 13.38"/34cm | 15.35"/39cm |
Circumference (testicles): | 15.35"/39cm | 18.89"/48cm | 21.65"/55cm | 24.8"/63cm |
Height (testicles): | 3"/7.62cm | 3.5"/8.89cm | 4"/10.16cm | 5"/12.7cm |
Weight: | 1.1kg (*variable) | 1.92kg (*variable) | 3.05kg (*variable) | 4.46kg (*variable) |
Price: | £199 | £279 | £379 | £419 |
As this is a vac-u-lock compatible dildo, JTT also supply a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder. These holders are black and have the JTT website on the base. The ridges on the shaft of the holder are more rounded than some other designs.
The supplied suction cup vac-u-lock compatible adaptor is easy to use and gives you more play options.
JTT also supplies a free black faux velvet storage bag with each dildo. These bags are made with strong faux velvet and are well-stitched with a drawstring closure. One side of the bag has the JTT logo and name printed in white.
Performance
With a choice of the four sizes of Monster, I was spoilt for choice about which size I wanted to play with first. As I wanted to take as much length as possible, I decided to play with the medium size.
After removing the wrapping and washing the dildo with some anti-bacterial soap and hot water, I was ready to play. I prefer to use water-based lube with silicone toys. So, with my bottle of J-lube at hand, I was ready to play.
Dripping some lube onto the dildo and rubbing it over the shaft, I began by rubbing the tip over my slit and hitting my clit. Rubbing it harder each time it hits my clit. This ensures that my pussy gets nice and wet ready for the penetration.
The stitching and skin surface look and feels fantastic.
Dipping the rounded tip inside my pussy, I enjoyed the feel of it parting my lips and stretching me open as it went deeper. The glans ridge felt totally amazing as it rubbed against my G-spot and inner walls.
As I pushed it inside deeper, each ridge stretched me open wider. The feel of the ridges stretching and rubbing me was incredible and had me very quickly ready to explode.
I did not want to end the session too soon, so I decided I wanted to enjoy my Monster on my favourite fucking machine. Setting it all up did not take long, and I was soon back in position with the machine control in my hand and the tip re-lubed up and ready at the entrance to my dripping pussy.
Starting the machine up slowly, I enjoyed the feel of it pushing inside me deeper and deeper. I love using the fucking machine, as I can control the speed easier. It allows me to go from super slow to a breakneck speed quickly and easily.
I slowly increased the speed until I could comfortably take most of the length. Once my pussy was sopping wet and well stretched, I enjoyed fucking myself at a much faster speed. The feel of it slamming inside of me whilst rubbing against my walls was amazing. I very quickly brought myself to a breath-stealing orgasm.
I also enjoyed several other play sessions using the vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder in the bath. The suction cup holder works brilliantly on clean, smooth tiles, on the side or bottom of the tub. The holder does the job well of holding the dildo securely while I sink myself down onto its length.
With four sizes to choose from, there is one for everyones capabilities.
Once I have finished playing, cleaning the dildo is simple. With few nooks and crannies for goo to get stuck, I just washed it in hot, soapy water. After checking the dildo is totally clean, I place it on some kitchen roll to air dry.
When I know that the dildo is totally dry, I slip it inside its storage bag together with the vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder. The bag will ensure that the dildo is kept clean and ready for my next play session.
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Key Features
Key features:
- Four sizes to choose from.
- Four colour options are available.
- Vac-u-lock compatible, which means it's great for strap-on or fucking machine play.
- Deep ridges provide lots of stretch as you thrust it.
- Slowly expanding shaft, which really feels great.
- Two firmness ratings to choose from.
- Made from body-safe silicone.
I would recommend it to:
- Anyone who enjoys ridges.
- Anyone who likes fantasy dildos.
- Anyone who wants a slowly expanding dildo.
I wouldn't recommend it to:
- Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.
- Anyone who wants a smooth shaft.
- Anyone who wants a narrow shaft.
Definitely pay attention to the sizing charts on the JTT website as these get very big, very quickly.
Final Thoughts
I enjoy most types of dildos and thoroughly enjoyed playing with my Monster dildos. The head slides inside easily, and the glans ridge feels amazing.
Pushing each ridge inside stretches me further than the last, creating toe-curling sensations as I move it in and out.
I really like that JTT offers four sizes, two firmness ratings and four colours. Allowing you to choose the best fit for you.
If you are looking for a dildo that will stretch you gradually as you move it deeper inside you. This could be the perfect one for you. The addition of the fun monster-type design makes it even better.
I was sent these four Monster dildos by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.
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Where Can I Get One From?
If you love fantasy dildos and especially with Halloween just around the corner, why not treat yourself to a Monster from John Thomas Toys, but just remember to check those sizing charts. Grab one from JTT with prices starting at just £199. Grab a bargain in the current sale to ensure you make a monstrous saving - see what I did there?.
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Disclosure
Disclaimer - I was sent these Monster silicone dildo to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at no cost to you. For more information check out my disclosure page.