John Thomas Toys Michael's Sneaker Dildo Review

Written by  Oct 15, 2024

Taking sneakers to new levels of fun

Before I go on, this one is an unusual one. John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) are manufacturers of a wide variety of silicone sex toys. Their toys are made from platinum-grade silicone and offer dildos, stretchers, dept trainers and silicone butt plugs. Each range provides designs from realistic to fantasy and lots in between.

JTT's designers work hard to continuously produce some amazingly detailed toys. They are so confident in their range that they offer a no-quibble replacement lifetime warranty with their silicone sex toys.

"The sneaker gave me plenty to hold onto as I took its length inside me. The soft firmness rating gives the design a nice amount of squish, making it more comfortable to use. The design is also very flexible, which enabled me to squirm around while it was deep inside my channel."

Joanne

JTT also provides a free black faux velvet storage bag with every toy, plus a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with relevant dildos, butt plugs and stretchers.

When JTT ask if I would like to review their latest designs, I never ask what they will send. As I am confident, they will be as intriguing as the last. This review is for Michael's Sneaker.

Delivery & Packaging

Image showing all four sizes of Michaels Sneaker in their packagingI can always rely on JTT to use discreet packaging. The boxes are robust enough to safely hold all four sizes of silicone toys they send and are plain brown. Sealed with plain brown tape, and even the shipping label is discreet. With no mention of their website. I like to know that my privacy is something they value and that I do not need to worry that my neighbours know what naughty contents is being delivered.

The contents are held in place by packing paper to prevent movement in transit. Each dildo is covered in a transparent, heat-sealed film to keep it clean before it reaches its final home. JTT put three stickers on the film, the firmness rating, a reminder to wash before use and the JTT logo.

I like this minimalistic approach to packaging as it means less waste going to the landfill site.

JTT also provides a free black faux velvet storage bag with every silicone toy purchased. These bags come in a variety of sizes, and you will receive the correct size for your purchase.

If you have purchased a vac-u-lock compatible toy, JTT also provides a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder/adaptor. I received all four sizes of Michael's Sneaker, with four bags and four vac-u-lock compatible adaptors/holders.

Image showing the vac-u-lock adaptor in the base of the small sneaker
You get a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor with every dildo.

Materials and design

Michael's Sneaker is a platinum-grade silicone dildo. Silicone is a more expensive material than some others and is an ideal material. It's body-safe, hypoallergenic, non-porous and a more robust material than cheaper options. Silicone is phthalate, PVC and latex free.

JTT use copper moulds to manufacture their silicone toys. This method is more expensive than some other manufacturers use. But, it ensures that every item out of that mould will have precisely the same features as the ones before. The only difference will be the colour.

Michael's Sneaker is undoubtedly a unique take on a sex toy. The sneaker is amazingly detailed, with realistic stitchwork, leather finish, and even the lace detail. The insertable part of this design is a smooth dildo, which protrudes from the top of the trainer.

Image showing the details on Michael's Sneaker
The detailing on the sneaker is fantastic and a lot of effort has gone into it.

The dildo part of this toy is a rounded, smooth-looking dildo with a slight narrowing of the shaft about 1/3rd of the way down before the shaft expands out once again. The shaft has very mild undulations over its surface.

Image showing the insertable portion of Michaels SneakerThe back of the trainer has the JTT logo, and underneath is a vac-u-lock compatible hole. I was sent all four sizes in purple with gold glitter throughout the entire design in the soft firmness rating.

I also received a small reusable JTT branded black plastic bag containing four black faux velvet storage bags.

The storage bags are made from robust black faux velvet and are branded in white print with the JTT logo and name on one side. The material is well-stitched and has a drawer string closure.

JTT provides a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder/adaptor with every compatible purchase. These suction cup holders are manufactured by JTT and have less pronounced spikes than other designs. The smoother spikes still hold the silicone in place well while being less likely to rip when being removed.

Performance

Michael's Sneaker is a unique design. With all four sizes in front of me, deciding which one to play with was easy. I chose to play with the large size. This is a size I would not usually choose. This is due to the dildo having a narrow shaft.

This is why I recommend checking the measurements that JTT provide on their product page, as no design is the same size as another.

* SMALL MEDIUM LARGE X LARGE
Overall Length: 8"/20.32cm 11"/27.94cm 14"/35.56cm 17"/43.18cm
Insertable Length: 6"/15.24cm 8"/20.32cm 10"/25.4cm 12"/30.48cm
Circumference (top of shaft): 4.13"/10.5cm 5.7"/14.5cm 7.08"/18cm 8.66"/22cm
Circumference (middle of shaft): 4.13"/10.5cm 5.7"/14.5cm 7.08"/18cm 8.66"/22cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 5,11"/13cm 7.08"/18cm 9.05"/23cm 11.02"/28cm
Circumference (bottom of sneaker): 13.77"/35cm 19.29"/49cm 24.8"/62.99cm 29.9"/76cm
Height (from sole to tongue): 3"/7.62cm 4"/10.16cm 5"/12.7cm 6"/15.24cm
Weight: 0.4kg (*variable) 1.12kg (*variable) 2.29kg (*variable) 4.04kg (*variable)
Price: £89 £129 £219 £289

Laying back on my bed, I rubbed some water-based lube over the shaft of Michael's Sneaker. Opening my legs and rubbing on my clit, I enjoyed the sensations and the feel of my pussy getting wet. Pushing the tip of the dildo between my folds, I slowly sank it deeper inside. The rounded tip slipped easily between my wet folds. The smooth feel of the silicone felt amazing as it glided between my wet walls.

Image showing the smooth shaft of Michael's Sneaker
The smooth shaft gently undulates and feels really good when thrusting with it.

The sneaker gave me plenty to hold onto as I took its length inside me. The soft firmness rating gives the design a nice amount of squish, making it more comfortable to use. The design is also very flexible, which enabled me to squirm around while it was deep inside my channel. I enjoyed the smooth glide of this design more than I expected.

I have to admit, though, that looking down at the font of a sneaker is strange and quirky but also a lot of fun.

As Michael's Sneaker is a vac-u-lock compatible product, you can also use it with the suction cup holder/adaptor provided by JTT, with a strap-on or with a fucking machine. I do enjoy the versatility this option gives you when choosing how to play. I played a few times with a fucking machine to enjoy the additional speed I could gain with this method.

Image showing the vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base of Michael's Sneaker
The vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base gives you lots of play options.

Cleaning this dildo is very straightforward; I prefer to wash mine in hot, soapy water using an anti-bacterial soap. However, you can place it in the dishwasher for even easier washing. You must ensure that all body fluids are fully removed before drying.

Silicone is a fantastic dust magnet, and Michael's Sneaker is no exception. With this in mind, I like to air-dry mine on some kitchen roll. Once totally dry, this dildo is placed back inside his storage bag until our next play date.


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Key Features

Key features:

  • Made from platinum-grade silicone.
  • Fun design, which is undoubtedly different to the norm.
  • Four size options, so you can choose one that works for you.
  • Four colour options are available.
  • Two firmness options to choose from.
  • Vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base and you get a free suction cup adaptor.

I would recommend it to:

  • Anyone who has a fun sense of humour.
  • Anyone who wants a smooth shaft.
  • Anyone who has a trainer fetish.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

  • Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.
  • Anyone who wants lots of ridges and bumps.

Image showing all four sizes of Michael's Sneaker in my hand
With four sizes to choose from, you can't go wrong (unless you forget to check the sizing chart of course).

Final thoughts

A unique and fun design you can enjoy both in and out of the bedroom. In the bedroom for naughty fun, out of the bedroom for when you want to give someone a swift kick up the backside, lol.

The dildo is designed for you to enjoy the smooth shaft, and if you are lucky enough to take the full length, you can literally be sitting on its foot.

The detail of this design is astonishing, and there is even a fun little story on the JTT website that I recommend checking out.

I will admit that I usually prefer more ridges, but I enjoyed our play sessions together.

I was sent these four Michael's Sneaker dildos by John Thomas Toys, and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

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Where Can I Get One From?

John Thomas Toys

Get one of these unusual sneaker dildos for yourself direct from John Thomas Toys. With prices starting at just £89, and a sale currently on at the moment get one into your basket.

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Disclaimer - I was sent these Michael's Sneaker silicone dildos to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at no cost to you. For more information check out my disclosure page.

Additional Info

  • Overall Rating: 9.2
Published in Dildos
Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.

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