John Thomas LORD AND MASTER Platinum Silicone Dildo Review

Delivery & Packaging

I never have long to wait before the delivery driver rings my doorbell with a few large boxes sat at is feet on my doorstep. Each box was a robust, plain brown and sealed with a plain brown parcel tape. I really appreciate the discreet packaging. Even the shipping label was discreet, without mentioning the JTT website.

Inside the box was all four sizes of the Lord and Master dildo in all four colour options.

Each dildo is sealed inside a transparent, heat-sealed film with two stickers. The firmness rating was on one sticker, and the other was a reminder to wash before using the dildo.

I received all four sizes in all four colour options, and I like the minimalistic packaging.

As I received all four sizes of Lord and Master, I also received four black storage bags. These arrived folded inside a small reusable black, branded plastic carrier bag. JTT supplies a free storage bag with every silicone sex toy.

JTT also supplied a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder/adaptor for every compatible sex toy. Each holder was packaged inside a sealed, transparent film bag inside a small white cardboard box.

Materials and design

JTT uses platinum-grade silicone to manufacture their sex toys. Silicone is my preferred material for insertable fun as it is body-safe, hypoallergenic and non-porous. Silicone is also free of phthalate, PVC, and latex, which means it is perfect for instertable sex toys.

To ensure that no details are lost in the manufacturing process, JTT uses copper moulds. This is a more expensive method than some other manufacturers use, but it ensures that every item produced will be exactly the same as the first, with no loss of quality.

Lord And Master is a stunning work of art, the gradual girth change feels amazing.

Lord and Master is a phallic masterpiece that has a marvellous curve in its shaft, which promises to add to your pleasure. This realistic design has a cut foreskin, so you can enjoy the whole feel of his large glans. The shaft is smooth, with a few veins scattered over the surface. The shaft ends on a large set of balls with the JTT logo opposite at the base. Underneath the base is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.

Lord and Master is available in four sizes, four colours and two firmness ratings. I was sent all four sizes in the soft firmness ratings and one of each colour option. It is very important to check the sizing table on the product page as these are big toys, so you need to know you are getting the right size.

Together with these impressive dildos, I also received a free black, faux velvet storage bag. One bag for each size. These bags have a drawstring closure and are well-stitched. They also have the JTT branding printed in white on one side. The fabric is robust enough that it can take the weight of the XL with no issues.

I like them as silicone toys can be dust and lint magnets as these bags make it easier to keep the dildos clean between uses.

JTT also sent a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor/holder for each dildo. These are manufactured by JTT, and the black plastic has an effective suction cup base. The extrusions hold onto the silicone well whilst not being sharp enough to rip the silicone on removal.

I am always impressed by the quality of dildos and other toys from JTT, they are so confident in their quality standards, they offer a no-quibble lifetime warranty on their wares.

Performance

JTT provides a complete list of measurements on their website for each design. As I mentioned earlier, this information is essential as it's the best way to ensure you buy the size that suits your needs. As I am lucky to have all four sizes, I can get my hands on the toys to decide which size to play with.

Lord And Master is quite a girthy dildo, so I decided to play with the medium size. I only use a water-based lube when playing with silicone toys, my favourite is J-Jelly. So, with my trusty bottle of J-Jelly in hand (you can get that from JTT too), I was ready to play.

I always like to start my play sessions with my clit, so coating the tip of Lord and Master with some lube was the first thing I did. The curve of the shaft made rubbing it on my clit effortless. After rubbing my clit for several minutes, I was ready to begin to sink the dildo inside.

Adding some more lube to the tip and shaft, I moved the dildo back to my wet folds. Pushing it inside was a tight fit, but I loved the feel of the stretch. As soon as the glans was pushed inside, the ridge of the glans rubbed wonderfully against my walls. The curved shaft ensured that the glans hit my g-spot whilst it was moved both in and out of my wet hole.

The firmness rating gave me just the right amount of squish I enjoyed when squeezing my walls. The silicone is flexible enough to allow it to slightly straighten under the pressure of my walls, making it comfortable to use.

The vac-u-lock hole in the base of Lord And Master gives you lots of play options.

When I was ready for a much faster play, I set it up on my favourite fucking machine. Guiding it back inside, I loved the feel of the glans hitting my G-spot once again. The sensations of this dildo rubbing my internal walls had me wriggling and quickly spiralling towards my orgasm. I love the freedom of choice on how I want to play that the vac-u-lock compatible system provides. You can of course use it with a strap-on harness or the included suction cup adaptor.

I have no problem reaching orgasms when using Lord And Master. The combination of the stretch it provides coupled with the sensations as the coronal ridge on the glans rubs my g-spot has my toes curling in not time at all. I love clamping down on it as my orgasm rishes through me, it's quite the ride.

The glans provides lots of stimulation on my g-spot.

Cleaning this dildo is very simple, I prefer to use warm, soapy water, but you can even use the dishwasher. Drying is even easier; I place mine somewhere private on some kitchen roll to air dry.

When I am positive the dildo is dry, I place him back inside the storage bag to keep him clean and safe until the next time he comes out to play.

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Key Features

Key features:

• Made from body-safe platinum cure silicone.
• Realistic dildo.
• Curved shaft makes it easy to use.
• Four sizes to choose from.
• Two firmness ratings.
• Four colour options.
• No quibble lifetime warranty.
• Free storage bag and vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor.

I would recommend it to:

• Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.
• Anyone who likes a curved shaft.
• Anyone who wants a girthy dildo.

I wouldn't recommend it to:

• Anyone who wants a straight shaft.
• Anyone who wants a fantasy design.
• Anyone who wants lots of ridges and bumps.
• Anyone who doesn't like realistic dildos.

Image showing all four sizes of Lord And Master in my hand.

Final Thoughts

If you want a curved realistic dildo, then this one could be the one for you. I loved the play sessions I had with this dildo, and I have already put him on rotation with my other favourites. The gently widening shaft provides the perfect stretch as you slide it back and forth.

The glans provide lots of sensations, and I just love the skin and surface detailing; it really is a striking-looking dildo.

I highly recommend you check the measurements JTT provides before purchasing any of their toys, though. This is the best way to avoid disappointment, these are larger than life toys so make sure you get the right size.

I love the fact that you get a storage bag which is good quality and the included vac-u-locl compatible suction cup adaptor gives you more play options.

I was sent these four Lord And Master dildos by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.

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Where Can I Get One From?

If you love your body-safe silicone dildos girthy, then Lord And Master should be perfect for you, grab one direct from from John Thomas Toys. With prices starting at just £89, and with a huge sale on at the time of publication of this review, you can grab a real bargain.

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Disclosure

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