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Joanne Summers

Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.

If you find my reviews and articles interesting please leave a comment for me on them, I love reading feedback about them. Or alternatively you could Buy Me A Coffee, wink, wink.

So how does the ABox Mk2 stack up against the 2B for audio play?

I really enjoyed reviewing the ABox Mk2 for E-Stim Systems. It is a totally redesigned upgrade of their original Audio Stim box the ABox which came to the marketplace in 2006.

It is great to see that E-Stim Systems are continually improving their range of control boxes. Here is a link to my review of the ABox Mk2.

The ABox Mk2 is a single channel control box with two modes of operation, and these are line in and its internal microphone.

Almost immediately after publishing my review of the ABox Mk2, I started to receive messages and enquiries about how it compares to the E-Stim Systems 2B.

So that brings me to this article. I have spent the day playing with both boxes side by side, comparing both, it was tough to compare them.

Published in E-Stim Advice, Articles

Taking your fucking machine play to the next level using your phone

Last month Hismith got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their new fucking machine controller for them.

I didn't have to think long before replying - "Yes, please". I mean think about it, a controller with remote functionality, Bluetooth and an app to enable control over the internet. It sounded perfect.

"I loved exploring the fucking routines that others had created, and some of them are one hell of a good ride. I also enjoyed creating my own to edge sub'r' and keep her begging to be allowed to cum hard."

Joanne

So I got my Hismith Premium Fucking Machine ready and waited for the new control box to arrive. I didn't have to wait long. Amazon fulfilled the order, and I was soon in possession of a brown Amazon package. I have spent the last couple of weeks thoroughly enjoying getting to know the new control box (any excuse for a good machine rodgering).

Generally, I dislike app-controlled sex toys, often finding them a little finicky or gimmicky but read on to find out what I thought of this controller.

Meet the Dick Head, we all know one, and now you can ride one

I always love it when I hear that I am being sent a new toy to review. So when I was told that I would shortly be receiving a set of John Thomas Toys latest additions I could not wait.

With a name like "Dick Head" I just knew that this was going to be a fun one and I was right.

"If you are lucky enough, (or determined enough) to get past the head, you feel the ridge of the glans, then get to enjoy the ridges and bumps of the pulled back foreskin."

Joanne

This novel toy is a stretcher, designed to help you achieve the goal of taking bigger toys and for a size queen like me, it is perfect.

So, grab some popcorn and let me tell you all about my stretching fun with the Dick Head.

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An audio based e-stim control box that works really well

Now, this is a review that I have been so excited to write. I consider myself incredibly lucky that E-Stim Systems sent me one of these control boxes almost a month before its release.

For scientific reasons, of course, they wanted me to give them my opinion of their newest creation.

"Imagine how combining impact play with things like floggers, crops and paddles with electroplay. The noises of impacts are immediately translated into e-stim sensations delivered to where you have attached the electrodes. Double the fun and double the pleasure (or pain, depending on how you like to play)."

Joanne

Now the original A Box is the only one of their control boxes that I haven't reviewed yet (naughty Joanne, note to self, I must do better). I guess I have missed the boat on that one as this is the new, improved version. Built from the ground up to be a worthy successor to its older brother.

So grab a drink and let me tell you all about the newest control box from E-Stim Systems, the ABox MK2.

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Taking the humble blowjob to a shockingly good new level of fun

So picture the scene, I have my Stunt Cock tied up, his cock has several of my e-stim electrodes strapped in place. I am teasing him with the controls on my 2B, and he tenses up saying "OMG it feels like someone is sucking on the end of my cock".

That got me thinking while working towards his happy sticky ending. Whilst that must have felt good (and I could tell it did due to his reactions), how good would a real blowjob feel when coupled with some e-stim play?

Would it be the best of both worlds or end up with me with a pair of zapped lips and a limp tongue Jar Jar Binks style?

Published in E-Stim Advice, Articles

Meet the Barbarian, an extraterrestrial with an appetite

I am delighted to be letting you all know about another new John Thomas Toys Dildo. Both sub'r' and I have taken one for the team as it were to get to know this beast of a dildo.

Now while reviewing this stunning piece of silicone cock, I had a trip into hospital. That meant that sub'r' got first dibs on The Barbarian, and to my surprise, she opted for the large (good girl).

"The first and most amazing features of The Barbarian is its surface textures. They feel sublime when you thrust it in and out. The raised muscles and the snakeskin surface really do work well together creating a myriad of sensations that really get me going."

Joanne

Now the good news (for me) is that I am back on form and that meant I was also able to enjoy, and I really do mean enjoy, this silicone dildo.

So, grab a drink, sit back and get comfortable as I tell you all about The Barbarian from John Thomas Toys.

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Rachel got a nice surprise after moving abroad - Part 2

After spending a week having erotic dreams of my first experience, I decided that I needed more. I had kept the phone numbers of the two studs that I had played with and decided to give them both a call.

I was very nervous about meeting them again. So I suggested we meet for drinks and a chat, after all, I did not want to either lead them on or put myself in a difficult situation.

We agreed to meet in a local hotel bar, that evening. Now, of course, the next challenge was what to wear. Going through the small selection of clothes I had brought with me, I selected my favourite black lace bra and g string set. I paired it with a gorgeous red silk dress; it was skin tight and was short enough to just about cover my butt cheeks. Then came the black lace top stockings and red heels. I wanted to impress and turn heads, and I think that this will do the trick.

Even though I had dressed to impress, I was still very nervous and ended up at the bar 20 minutes early. I did gain some confidence when I saw how many pairs of eyes followed me across the room, and the barman was waiting for my order as soon as I reached him. I was sat at the bar, enjoying my drink for just a few minutes before I saw the two men I was meeting enter the bar. I watched them look around the room for me, then their eyes lit up, and a very enticing smile graced both their faces.

As they approached, I decided that I was going to enjoy my evening, and gave them both a sultry kiss, while running my hands down their back to grip their bottoms. Clasping both their hands, I proceeded to lead them to an empty booth in the corner.

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We are reviewing two new sex toys for So Divine

While Stunt Cock and sub'r' were at the office messing around as they usually are (in all honesty they were installing a new webcam for me) they received a delivery from So Divine.

They let me know and suggested making a quick unboxing video to test the new camera out. I thought that was a great idea and so I told them to go for it.

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It's update time on my overly ambitious 3D printer enclosure

Well, I thought it was high time to give an update on my 3D printer enclosure at my office. Having just spent a week in hospital (long story) I am well behind where I would like to be in the build, but basically, it is all operational.

If you missed the first post in this series you can read it here - 3D Printer Enclosure.

I am waiting on the doors coming from a supplier that is cutting them to size for me (I pray that I measured them correctly).

I have magnetic reed switched to use on the doors so that if you open the main enclosure doors (either side), it will switch the LED lighting on to 100% white light so I can see what I am doing. Closing the doors resets the lights back to what they were doing before the door was opened.

Lighting

The LED lighting is fitted, with a 72 RGB LED strip in the top shelf area and also one in the main enclosure, and they look incredible when the printer enclosure is powered up.

I can select different lighting colours or have it slowly cycling through the entire colour spectrum. It even has some cool modes called breath and heartbeat. I will post a video of those when the doors arrive.

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I go through a lot of lube and so it was nice to try something new

When we received the Barbarian dildos from John Thomas Toys to review they included a bottle of J-Jelly lube as a gift.

It was a really lovely thought, and I was over the moon as I have heard so much about J-Lube, a lube in powder form that you mix up as required.

"I can attest to it being extremely effective for both vaginal and also anal play too. Vaginal fisting with it felt amazing, and the consistency really works well on a gloved hand."

Joanne

J-Jelly is the lazy version of this lube, and by that I mean it comes ready mixed as a thick gel.

So rather than just use and enjoy it, I thought it would be better to do a full review of this lube as it is new to me and I presume new to most people too. So let me tell you all about this water-based lube.

Published in Lube Reviews

The Boogeyman is about, lock your doors then spread your legs

I always love receiving something new to review in the post. So it goes without saying I was only too happy when I received some more dildos from John Thomas Toys.

For anyone who doesn't know about John Thomas Toys (where have you been hiding), they produce some fantastic dildos and plugs. The best bit is that they only use body-safe silicone for their toys which is fantastic.

"My favourite feature of this John Thomas Toys Dildo is definitely the veins. There are not lots of smaller ones, but several large pronounced veins that run down and across the shaft. With the medium firmness, these veins are reasonably rigid, with just enough squish to make them comfortable in use. The veins feel incredible against my tight walls."

Joanne

So, after grabbing a big bottle of lube, it was time to evaluate these ones to tell you all about them.

So, turn down the lights, put on some eerie music and let me tell you all about the Boogeyman Dildo.

Published in Dildos

Hell yes it is, and in this article I'll tell you why

Recently, as a result of a conversation with a Dutch Fetlifer, I started to wonder how many penis owners who stim use additional stimulation during their sessions.

I often incorporate vibrator play in my sessions and naturally assumed that lots of penis owners do too. But having looked around popular places for discussing e-stim like SmartStim and SocialStim, it appears I may be mistaken in that assumption.

That got me thinking as to why that would be?

It also got me curious as to just how good combining e-stim play with vibrations would feel on a hard (or indeed soft) cock.

Published in E-Stim Advice

Prepare to have your holes hunted in the most delightful way

I love it when I get an email from John Thomas Toys asking if they can send me something else. I mean, come on why would I say no.

With their extensive range of body-safe silicone dildos and plugs, I am always breathless with anticipation as I wait to see what awaits my pussy and ass.

"With all these raised areas, the amount of stimulation is fantastic and very well received. Hand play with this dildo has me getting sooo wet, get it on a machine, and I am gushing."

Joanne

This time they sent me The Predator ;-) and I couldn't be more delighted.

I love my sex toys to have lots of texture on them, and The Predator definitely ticks that box, so let me tell you all about it.

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A stylish and very effect g-spot and clitoral stimulation vibrator

I was recently approached by The Happy Willy Company, who asked if I would like to review something from their extensive range of products.

I had a look through, and I found this intriguing-looking vibrator that definitely piqued my curiosity. The Fifty Shades Freed Lavish Attention vibrator with its curved profile really got me curious as to how that would feel in use.

"I did notice that the vibrations are felt more intensely on the clit stim than the g-spot bulb. But to be honest, I prefer this as I enjoy the vibrations this way around more than the other"

Joanne

So after letting them know which product I would like to try, I settled back to wait for its arrival.

Published in Vibrators

I hope you find my new insulated cock loops a lot of fun

Thank you for purchasing one of my electrodes, the sale of these helps me devote the time and energy required with running this site and of course, creating more kinky electrodes.

These instructions are applicable to both the 4mm and 6mm Conductive Rubber Cock Loop Tie Down Insulators.

Design Concept

I designed this electrode to allow penis owners a quick, easy and reliable way to insulate the top portion of a cock loop placed around their cock and balls. I took my old design and in the light of feedback from users added some loops to the sides so that you can thread a cord or peice of elastic to better hold it tightly against your body when stimming out and about.

It has been designed to be used in conjunction with a second regular cock loop or a self-adhesive monopole pad electrode. Place the second electrode on or just under the glans and connect them both to the same channel (cable) on your control box.

This set-up stimulates both the Dorsal and Perineal nerves, more information on this set-up and even some physiology can be found in my Electrosex Penis Play Guide For Hands-Free Orgasms.

Pervy Patrick is a dildo with some character

I was approached by John Thomas Toys to see if I would like to review their Pervy Patrick Dildo. Well, who am I to decline to review a sex toy, especially a silicone dildo with such a fun name?

I have to admit to really enjoying the John Thomas Toys dildos that I have reviewed so far with the help of my lovely submissive.

"One thing that I really like about the Pervy Patrick is the glans and its coronal ridge. The way the foreskin is retracted makes it almost look like a double coronal ridge, and this feels incredible against my g-spot."

Joanne

They are all imaginative designs with some really nice features, and I looked forward to seeing if this one would live up to its predecessors.

So read on to find out what we thought of the Pervy Patrick dildo.

Published in Dildos

Show your true colours with these funky face masks

This is not my usual subject material for reviews, but I love these masks so much I had to do a review of them to help raise awareness of them. In this day and age, it pays to take your safety and that of others into your own hands.

As everyone will be well aware, 2020 has been a real "shit-show" so far, with the Coronavirus pandemic running free reign around the globe, we are all living in very worrying times.

"I think that I made a "Squeeeee" sound when I opened up the package and looked at each mask in turn. I cannot stress how happy I am with them, they not only look great, but they are very comfortable to wear too."

Joanne

One thing can be counted on though and that is the ineptitude of governments, coupled with the indignant and often herd mentality of some people. No doubt you can all remember the great loo roll shortage of 2020 with the stampedes to the toilet roll aisle in supermarkets. What was everyone thinking?

But I digress, we should all be taking precautions to keep ourselves and others safer in these worrying times. By simple measures like washing our hands more often, cleaning down surfaces and not touching our faces.

That last point brings me on to the subject of face masks. While some people argue about their effectiveness; you can't argue that they don't help to prevent you from touching around your mouth and nose inadvertently.

Some quick pointers on stimming your prostate with insertables

Here is something for the prostate owners out there who love their e-stim play and want to target their prostate more effectively.

Now I know that most prostate owners use butt plug style electrodes to target their prostates, and that makes total sense.

I mean, by wiring up the head of a bipolar insertable electrode like the Moaner you can then attach the other end of your cable to something like a cock loop or monopole pad electrode.

This (in theory) will allow you to send the electrical pulses from your e-stim control box through your prostate and along your Dorsal nerves to stimulate both the glans of a penis and the prostate itself - perfect.

Published in E-Stim Advice

I want to make some things out of ABS and so I need to up my game a bit

I am a sucker for a project (or two). I love tweaking my 3D printers to get the best possible quality I can out of them, and I have learned so much through doing so.

My next printer project is going to be constructing an enclosure for two of them. This will tidy my office up somewhat, but also it will allow me to experiment with printing with some other materials.

I am going to be printing in PETG first, and then I will be experimenting with ABS as a material for my products. Both of these are more difficult to print than my usual PLA with ABS having the most challenges to overcome.

So read on to find out why and how I am going to tackle this project.

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Week 482 and this week's pic is a little bit kinky

It's all about the picture of course and this week features my lovely submissive, the delightful sub'r' wearing a straight jacket, gas mask, ball gag and nipple clamps. She was enjoying some e-stim play at the time this pic was taken but I had to crop the pic as it gets a little bit naughty down below ;-)

Sunday is play day for us and as you can see, today is going rather well so far - enjoy.

"My mother was a trained nurse, and she'd tell me that patients would fight as they were administered anaesthetic, grappling to get the gas mask off their face."

Maeve Binchy

The lovely sub'r' enjoying some restraint play

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