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Tuesday, 27 July 2021 08:24

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I am once again delighted to have received some more John Thomas Toys dildos.

You can't have too many good toys, and I know that the quality of John Thomas Toys dildos are worth making room for.

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Friday, 09 July 2021 12:09

Two more fantastic products from Liebe Seele that feel as good as they look

I'm still buzzing about the review I did for the Liebe Seele Wine Red Collar & Leash Set. It blew me away in terms of its quality and levels of finish.

When Liebe Seele, a Japanese manufacturer and retailer of fine BDSM products, got in touch with me, I was delighted.

"I love the look of these cuffs on sub'r'. I also love their effect on her when I fit them to her wrists and ankles. She becomes putty in my hands, and it is a lot of fun to restrain her in different positions before using wands, dildos or strap-ons for some light entertainment."

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They sent me the collar and leash set together with their wrist and ankle cuffs from the same Wine Red collection. I have had some time playing with them with sub'r' and now feel qualified to give them the review they deserve.

So let me tell you all about the Liebe Seele Wine Red Wrist & Ankle Cuff Sets.

Friday, 02 July 2021 03:09

It's soooooooo big, a classic design made Mega by John Thomas Toys

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I enjoy their products so much that I just can't say no. But hey, we are already thinking of moving somewhere larger next year so we can make room for more :-p

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