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Thursday, 08 April 2021 11:35

Like its namesake, Godzillaz is a primal beast of a ride

John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me another dildo to review. I do love their toys, and I like working with the company as well. With that in mind, of course, I said yes please.

It definitely helped when they said the name was Godzillaz. I was hoping that they would be nice enough to let me review this dildo as it looks incredible.

"On pushing more of Godzillaz inside, I feel the shaft widening's girth, filling me up nicely. The spikes and the frills were adding different sensations to the dildo. John Thomas Toys really have designed a great dildo."

Joanne

The main question was, would it be as good as it looks. I mean, just look at the pics of Godzillaz; that is some eye-watering well-defined texture there. I do like the little comment on the product page on John Thomas Toys website:

"Godzillaz is a real creature feature from the Jurassic age. Boasting spikes, a curved scaled shaft that has lizard like fans, this dong truly is out of this world!"

So let me tell you all about my encounter with Godzillaz.

Saturday, 03 April 2021 07:52

The Colon Snake is both a challenge and a pleasure to use

John Thomas Toys were very concerned that I may get bored while still in lockdown and offered to send me two new dildos. This one, the Colon Snake and their Diablo's Finger Silcione Dildo.

Ok, so now I may need to get a much bigger storage area to hold them all, but I can never seem to say no.

"I have used it several times now, this is one of those sex toys that feels amazing to insert, and the feeling of fulness is hard to describe but highly arousing."

Joanne

I will admit that when John Thomas Toys said they were sending me Colon Snake, I had no idea what to expect. They had not added them to their website before I did my unboxing video. So I was stunned by what I pulled out of the box.

John Thomas Toys produce high-quality dildos of all shapes and sizes. Their designs are always unique and a heck of a lot of fun to review. Although I don't think I'll ever be able to take on the XL size of any of their range as the girth on them is incredible.

Tuesday, 23 March 2021 05:17

A clitoral suction toy that had my toes curling

Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a So Divine sex toy. This time it's the Self Love Clitoral Suction Stimulator from their #SelfLove range.

Joanne decided that she would review the rabbit vibrator from this collection. I was going to get the suction stimulator - Woohoo!

"I tried to make myself last for as long as possible. When my orgasm came, it washed over me again and again. If you have problems cumming through your clit alone, then this may be a great toy to try. It is very intense and the sensations produced are not like those from a regular vibrator"

sub 'r'

The suction stimulator is part of So Divine's new Self Love range, and with us being back in lockdown, I've had lots of time to get to know this well-proportioned sex toy.

So let me tell you all about it. I hope you enjoy this review.

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