Gplug Twist Vibrating Anal Butt Plug

Give your ass the screwing it deserves Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in…
January 21, 2019 Joanne Summers

Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

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January 21, 2019

Gplug Twist Vibrating Anal Butt Plug

Give your ass the screwing it deserves Now, never let it be said that I have turned down the excuse for a little bum fun. So I was, of course, delighted when Gvibe got in touch after I had reviewed their GBulb Vibrator asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Gplug Twist Butt Plug for them. Of course, I said yes and had already decided that I was…
January 12, 2019

Lust & Joy Loopy Bounce TrioPack

Bounce your way to orgasm after orgasm While visiting Erofame 2018 my Stunt Cock and sub'r' came across an interesting stand from Lust & Joy. It featured their Loopy Bounce which immediately got the attention of sub'r'. Consider it a high tech space hopper with a dildo, and you won't be far off the mark. But it isn't just a space hopper, a lot of thought…
January 08, 2019

Dalia Porcelain Dildo From Désirables

A porcelain dildo worthy of display with your finest china I was absolutely delighted when the lovely people over at LUVOQA got in touch to ask me if I would be interested in reviewing a porcelain dildo, the Dalia from Désirables for them. I was intrigued and jumped at the chance to review one of these beautiful creations. I mean who wouldn't want a dildo…

Bondage Man Wax Play Candles Review

Jan 04, 2019 BDSM Kit Reviews
Playing with fire has never been so much fun Kink is my middle name (or it should be), and I have a very kinky attitude and love of BDSM play and activities. Often these could be considered out of the 'norm'. So, when the fantastic people over at Latex,…

Love Rider Sex Machine

Jan 03, 2019 Sex & Fucking Machines
Slide and glide your way to an orgasm with this Monkey Rocker style sex machine As anyone who reads my blog regularly knows, I have a thing for fucking machines in all of their forms. One thing I have been longing to try is a monkey rocker style ride on…

The Cock Cam - Cock Ring With A Camera

Dec 30, 2018 Cock Rings
Fancy some extreme closeups? You can make your own with the Cock Cam I can hand on heart say that I really had a lot of fun reviewing this product. When Meo.de approached me asking if I would consider reviewing their Cock Cam for them I jumped at the chance.…

The OffBeat Silicone Stroker From Godemiche

Dec 27, 2018 Male Masturbators
A silicone stroker with a cheeky play on words for a name - OffBeat It's always lovely when Joanne gets asked to review male masturbators, nice for me that is as I get dragged in to act as her Stunt Cock. Yes I know, it's a 'hard' life, but I always like to…

Chrome Deco Dual Ixu Violet Wand

Dec 26, 2018 Blog
Violet Wand play can be shockingly good fun Since I bought and reviewed an Electro Erotic Neon Wand kit from Lovehoney we have all been smitten by it. For something that can evoke really raw emotions, it is an incredible way to get off. Yes, the thought of…

High Quality BDSM Pillory Set From Lodbrock

Dec 17, 2018 BDSM Kit Reviews
This is a set that captures your mind as well as your submissive I recently reviewed the Goo Plate for Lodbrock and had so much fun using it on sub'r' in a dungeon in the Midlands, it is a fantastic piece of dungeon equipment. You can imagine how excited I…

Lodbrock Giveaway Competition

Dec 17, 2018 Blog
Start the New Year with some kink I have just reviewed the amazing Pillory Set from Lodbrock, and inside this fantastic set you get two impact play toys. A leather Paddle and a Leather Flogger. Lodbrock has sent me an extra one of each to give away to two…

Love Machine For Two People Lm42p

Dec 16, 2018 Blog
There is a new fucking machine in development How does a double sided fucking machine with a two year warranty and a thrust depth of upto 7"/18cm sound?. Lm42p (Love Machines For Two People) have created just that, a quiet, controllable and unique machine…

Sinful Sunday Week 401

Dec 16, 2018 Sinful Sunday
Week 401 and the bees have been busy It's all about the picture, and this one was taken during a wax play session using wax play candles. These melt at a lower temperature that household candles, melting at around 54 degrees centigrade. As such they don't…

LOVELY 2.0 Vibrating Cock Ring With Desire-Sensing Technology

Dec 07, 2018 Vibrators
An app controlled vibrating cock ring that has me gagging for more I was delighted when Lovely got in touch with me before Erofame asking if I would review their new toy the Lovely2.0 for them. Always up for a challenge and an insight into a new sex toy, I…

The Pornocalypse Continues - Tumblr Bans Adult Content

Dec 03, 2018 Blog
Here we go again, this time it's Tumblr We can all sleep safer in our beds at night, on December the 17th Tumblr will join a long list of sites that got rich and popular through adult content but then turned their back on it. Yes, Tumblr is the latest site to…

Fun Factory Stronic G From Crimson Princess

Nov 18, 2018 Vibrators
This amazing little toy has been the cause of so many bedsheet changes I was delighted when I was asked by Crimson Princess if I would be interested in reviewing a Fun Factory Stronic G Vibrator for them. I love the bright, vibrant colours and body safe…
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