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I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.
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You can't have too many good toys, and I know that the quality of John Thomas Toys dildos are worth making room for.
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When the postie arrived with two large boxes, I knew precisely who they were from. I just had no idea what the contents were.
I am always excited to open the boxes so that I can see what I've been sent. They have so much choice on their website, and I know it will be something new each time.
Two more fantastic products from Liebe Seele that feel as good as they look
I'm still buzzing about the review I did for the Liebe Seele Wine Red Collar & Leash Set. It blew me away in terms of its quality and levels of finish.
When Liebe Seele, a Japanese manufacturer and retailer of fine BDSM products, got in touch with me, I was delighted.
"I love the look of these cuffs on sub'r'. I also love their effect on her when I fit them to her wrists and ankles. She becomes putty in my hands, and it is a lot of fun to restrain her in different positions before using wands, dildos or strap-ons for some light entertainment."
Joanne
They sent me the collar and leash set together with their wrist and ankle cuffs from the same Wine Red collection. I have had some time playing with them with sub'r' and now feel qualified to give them the review they deserve.
So let me tell you all about the Liebe Seele Wine Red Wrist & Ankle Cuff Sets.
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I enjoy their products so much that I just can't say no. But hey, we are already thinking of moving somewhere larger next year so we can make room for more :-p
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If you are the lucky owner of any of their products, I think that you would probably realise my predicament. Would you say no to more of their fantastic silicone products?
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