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JoanneI'm Joanne (Pronouns: She/Her) and welcome to my site.

I'm the writer, editor, re-editor, spelling corrector and creator of this, my little corner of the internet - sexmachinereviews.co.uk.

It's a blog that I hope will help people as I share my personal experiences with the products you see on this site. I'm very sexually liberated and have my kinks, but that wasn't always the case. My sexual tastes and experience have grown over time, and I now have a well-balanced view of my sexuality and enjoy pushing my boundaries.

One of the most significant kinks and loves I share on this site is my love of mechanical sex. Yes, I like sex and fucking machines together with e-stim, also known as electrosex.

I'm a married mother of two in her 40's ('cough', you aren't getting a closer number than that). I could, of course, be described as a 'Cougar' or 'MILF', and I would wear those labels with pride.

Mystery Lady on her ShockspotIn 2015 I decided to grab the bull by the horns and do something different with my spare time - hence this blog. I can't believe that it has now been running for five years. It has grown, and I have grown with it.

I had and still have no writing qualifications, or for that matter, web design experience, and so this site was a very steep learning curve for me. I'm glad that everyone stuck with me though, as today it is so much more than I ever could have wished for when I embarked on this little project.

This is my first blog, but my sexual journey has been a long one indeed. I used to be a good girl, but now I love it a little kinky. I have had my ups and downs like everyone else, but every setback that I have encountered has made me stronger for it. The knocks I have endured over the years have also made me more determined to be open about my sexuality.

My body has also had its knocks and dinks over the years, and I struggle with mild arthritis in my hands and wrists. This is one of the reasons why I enjoy using e-stim equipment and sex machines so much - they are hands-free.

I also really love estimI often provide pretty graphic accounts of what I get up to while doing reviews, so they are not for the shy. But if I like something, I say so, and if I don't like something, then I will tell you why and that is important as while something might not work for me, it may work for you. We are all different, and that is something to be celebrated.

I also like to educate and promote safe practices as well as championing body-safe sex toy materials and the companies that use them.

I'm in absolute awe of some of the more prominent sex bloggers out there. I will continue to forge links and friendships with them as I progress along the long road ahead of me. I am fortunate to be in a position to help and mentor new bloggers, and I relish advising my peers when asked to do so.

What do I hope to achieve with this blog? Well, I hope to be able to help others expand their sexual knowledge and experiences safely. I also hope that along the road, I can become a better person for having done so.

I love writing sex toy reviews and intend to highlight the excitement and enjoyment that sex and fucking machines and their dildos can bring to your sex life. As well as all sorts of other sex accessories and items of course.

I'm looking forward to any comments I get, so don't be shy; let me know what you think, good and bad.

Oh, and that's quite a likeness up there - just saying ;-)

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sub'r' enjoying her mittsI love drawing my little doodles on my computer, but I have elementary equipment which isn't ideal, and they take me a lot of time.

That said, though, I get a lot of pleasure out of doing them, and I hope to improve my style and equipment over time to enable me to do more.

I love several drawing styles, and this picture is one that I did for a review of a set of bondage mittens, and they show sub'r' enjoying herself while wearing them.

DIY E-stim electrodes

I love masturbating using e-stim products, and I have started making electrodes to both heighten my own experience and that of others that I stim.

I have several articles already with DIY plans available here, and I have recently started producing them for others.

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10 comments

  • kinley
    Comment Link kinley Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:52

    Hi there!! Just found your website and am looking at a few of your 'toys' !! Really like your CLITRODE.....when will I be able to buy it?

  • Joanne Summers
    Comment Link Joanne Summers Thursday, 06 May 2021 20:11

    Hi, the Clitrode is a DIY option, I have only made one for myself and have created a page showing how others could make one. If there is enough interest I could make a few more.

  • Spider
    Comment Link Spider Monday, 21 June 2021 17:01

    Im having trouble finding 4mm id conductive tubing. Im in the US, but even google searching is bringing me no luck. Any suggestions?

  • Joanne Summers
    Comment Link Joanne Summers Monday, 21 June 2021 21:37

    It is hard to come by at the moment which is why I am not stocking it, I just can't find a reliable supplier.

  • Sereno
    Comment Link Sereno Friday, 12 August 2022 21:05

    Still wondering if you've heard anything about a reactivating the old Smartstim.com ?

  • Joanne Summers
    Comment Link Joanne Summers Wednesday, 24 August 2022 13:51

    Hi Sereno, I have not heard anything so it looks like it is long gone which is a huge shame for the community.

  • HemiSync
    Comment Link HemiSync Saturday, 01 October 2022 14:04

    Any chance your store will be carrying the ElectraStim Jack Socket E-Stim Stroker. It looks like a lot of fun
    Also, has anyone made something like the Habanero with a third pole for the perineum, for a tri-phase hookup, I think that could be a great upgrade for the habanero.

    Thanks,
    Hemi

  • Joanne Summers
    Comment Link Joanne Summers Thursday, 06 October 2022 13:29

    Hi @HemiSync, I am slowly expanding my range of products, but these things take time as I am not a big business, just a disabled woman doing her best. I will get a couple in when I do my next Electrastim order. The Habanero is a very nice electrode and what you suggest sounds like a lot of fun.

  • David Meeker
    Comment Link David Meeker Thursday, 05 October 2023 20:20

    Hello

    Great Site. I am very interested in the ElectraStim Prestige Metal Electro Cock Ring - 34mm Diameter. Any idea when that will be back in stock?

    Thanks!

    David Meeker

  • Joanne Summers
    Comment Link Joanne Summers Friday, 06 October 2023 23:32

    @David Meeker - Thank you for your kind words. I have a replenishment order in with Electrastim and it is due to arrive here around the middle of next week.

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