The dildo arrived quickly via Royal Mail on a signed for service. I can understand why they use a signed for service but I was out when the postman tried to deliver and so I got a card through the letterbox telling me to collect the package from my local post office. So a short while later I was in possession of a nice boxed package from Love Honey. The box had no indication as to the contents which is definitely a plus point.
This dildo is a big boy indeed and is quite heavy. Because of its weight when fitted to a fucking machine it tends to bend down and so you need to take that into consideration when setting up the machines angle. I was surprised at how substantial the skin safe rubber felt in my hands. It is firm but you can squeeze it and it deforms slightly. This beast measures 9.5 inches (or 24cm) from its tip to its base and at its widest point it is a whopping 6.75 inches (or 17cm) circumference.The neat thing about this toy is that the thickest part is actually the top third of it so you get to experience that filled sensation even if you can’t take it all. Its insertable length is just over 7.5 inches (or 19cm) so there are some out there who will be able to take it all but not this lass I managed just over two thirds of it and that was after really getting warmed up. It’s nicely detailed with a well formed tip and light vein details.
It had a slight smell to it which I presume is from a release agent used in the manufacturing process but it disappeared once I had thoroughly cleaned the toy with warm water and soap. Make sure you always wash new toys and definitely ensure that you wash off all the soap as it can be an irritant to your lady bits.
FUCKING MACHINE FRIENDLINESS
As I have already said this is a big heavy toy but it is nothing that the F-Machine Pro couldn’t handle. I noticed a slight decrease in its maximum speed but that is to be expected as it’s driving a large heavy object about like a mad thing. I can’t vouch for its suitability on all fucking machines but it’s great with the F-Machine Pro. Initially I was worried that the vac-u-lock system wouldn’t hold it but that worry was unfounded as it was fine. It still amazes me as to how effective a mounting system it is.
Where do I begin? I could say that it gave me the ride of my life on the fucking machine, or I could say that I have never felt so full up all of which would be true. It really is a beast, the moment I felt it parting my lips and stretching me wide as it slid in I actually had a deep involuntary intake of breath. I couldn’t believe how good and filling it felt deep inside me.
I had applied lots of lube to both the dildo and my pussy as well, making sure to get some inside myself using my fingers in preparation to what was going to be the biggest dildo I had ever used. I didn’t think I would be able to take it but I had got myself so horny in anticipation that it slid right it.
I had the machine set on a very slow speed until my pussy relaxed a bit more and then I slowly started to increase the speed of thrusts. Nothing can describe the feeling of this toy laterally ploughing my pussy, I felt fuller that at any time in my life and I revelled in the sensations and it didn’t take long for my first orgasm to rush through me. I slowed the toy but didn’t stop it and rode the orgasmic wave with my pussy clenching tightly to it until my orgasm subsided.
My other half had to laugh at this point as I just stared at the ceiling and said "Wow". What followed was an afternoon of amazing pleasure that left me almost unable to walk and with a very sore pussy the next day but I’ll not bore you with the details. ;-)
- 9 full inches
- Moulded directly from Jeff Stryker
- Incredible realistic detail
- Use with any Vac-U-Loc Set or Accessory
- Made in America
I love this toy and have now used it numerous times both on and off the fucking machine and can recommend it to anyone wanting to try something a bit bigger than norm. Its flexibility works to its advantage in use as it is soft enough to not cause discomfort whilst still being very filling indeed. I would highly recommend it for anyone wanting to push their own limits on a fucking machine.
WHERE CAN I GET ONE FROM?
I got mine from Love Honey.
I have used Love Honey for years and their amazing product range coupled to their low prices and discreet service have ensured that they are one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK.
Check out their Deal of the day. For the guys though check out their Fleshlight Range, it’s the largest in the UK. Remember you can always attach a Fleshlight to a fucking machine for a mind blowing experience - they’re not just for the girls.
My favourites though are their range of Rabbit Vibrators, second to none and I have to hold my hand up to owning two of theirs.
Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".