Items filtered by date: March 2019

Friday, March 29th, is Boobday!

Celebrate #BoobDay by whipping them out and admiring them

It's finally here BrexitDay and what a cluster that is, so let's think about a much better day to celebrate and enjoy - Boobday!

These pics aren't as grand as others posted on #BoobDay, but they do get a message over. We are all different, there are many body shapes and sizes, and everyone is normal.

Don't think there is something wrong with you if one boob is bigger than the other or if one nipple rests higher then the other. Diversity and these differences make every pair of breasts unique, and we should celebrate that. Imagine how boring things would be if breasts were all the same shape, size and density?

BoobDay is all about body confidence and celebrating the fact that we all different in many ways. Often we put ourselves down but we shouldn't. Be proud of your boobs, be proud of yourself.

How To Support A Blogger Or Author

Here are some quick ways to really help support a blogger/author

This is an article about helping to support bloggers and authors. It was created after @MrJohns96669663 suggested a post like this may be a good idea - thank you MrJohns.

Cue the violins. Being a blogger can be a very lonely existence. Sitting at a computer for hours on end writing, editing, re-writing and then saying fuck it I'll start all over again can be soul destroying.

We often stare into the screen clicking refresh on the latest article we have published, hoping that firstly someone has read it and secondly that it has helped them.


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The problem is that usually you never know if you have made an impact on someone's life. Over time, the lack of feedback can act as a hefty weight, drawing a blogger into a dark place and often it can be one of the leading causes for them to throw in the towel.

Blogs cost more than time and effort though, there are real-world costs involved which I am not going to go into in great detail, but bloggers often struggle to make ends meet.

Python™ Electro-Compression System For Balls From E-stim Systems

This electrode was far from the crushing blow I thought I was going to experience

Stunt CockStunt Cock here with another e-stim equipment review for Joanne and the lovely people at E-Stim Systems. This one was indeed different, in a good way I hasten to add.

While visiting the recent ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year we stopped by the E-Stim System stand, and Joanne got chatting to the lovely Caz. Well, let's just say they both stitched me up a kipper.

"The range of sensations that you can get form it is good, from light stimulation to deep, painful throbs, you get to control how it feels. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sensation of having my balls crushed between the two plates."

Joanne

Now, Joanne is a kinky minx and has a very cheeky fun-loving side, and when she saw the Python on display, she couldn't help asking for one to review. Obviously, she lacks the meat and two vegs required to review it, and I was "Voluntold". I would be having my crown jewels crushed in the name of reviewing science.

Joanne was cackling like the wicked witch of the west when the Python arrived in the post, and she couldn't wait to strap me up and use it on me. So with trembling fingers, let me tell you all about the Python E-Stim Ball Crushing System.

Best Male Milking Machines

The best machines for hands free orgasms, or, a posh wank

I am often asked which is the best male milking machine. I am going to tell you all about three that I know are out of this world. They ain't cheap, but with sex machines, you do indeed get what you pay for.

So for anyone who has stumbled upon this page and is now thinking "what the heck is a male milking machine"?

Ann Summers Nipple Covers Review

Get your baps out while covering your modesty up

Ann Summers sent me a set of nipple covers, or as they are often referred to, nipple pasties. As the name suggests, they are covers for your nipples to preserve some decency if you are shall we say getting your baps out.

Don't get me started on the whole argument about how men's nipples are free to be displayed whereas female nipples carry a taboo - Grrrrr.

"They are very comfortable to wear, the glue holds them in place nicely, and they give a huge confidence boost if you are getting your boobs out."

Joanne

This product allows you to cover your nipples should you choose to do so. They are often used in burlesque shows or as a kinky item of clothing for bedroom use.

As I have never worn nipple covers before, I was keen to see just how good the glue used is as obviously that is just about the only thing that can go wrong. So what do I think of the Ann Summers Nipple Covers? Read on to find out.

Rouge Garments Fifty Times Hotter Marble Handle Flogger Review

A stunning flogger that delivers crisp impact play sensations that are delightful

While visiting the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Coventry with my Stunt Cock and of course the lovely sub'r', we stopped by the Rouge Garments stand.

Well, truth be known sub'r' almost dragged me there when she saw the amazing display of floggers, whips and paddles. She does enjoy her impact play and of course, so do I, and so I didn't need much persuasion to introduce ourselves to them.

"The marble is just so beautiful to behold, and as you rotate it in your hand, the different patterns on it just look amazing. The marble handle is smooth and heavy in the hand, and it has a nicely rounded tip."

Joanne

They kindly took some time out from making business contacts to give us the lowdown on their range of fantastic BDSM products. I am very thankful for that as we got to learn so much about their range in a short period of time.

We loved handling all of the floggers and whips, and one stood out for me, and that was their Fifty Times Hotter Marble Handle Flogger. They graciously let me take the one on their stand home to review, and we have had a log of fun putting it through its paces. So let me tell you all about this unusual little flogger.

ElectraStim EM200 AXIS Electro Stimulator

Electrastim have a new next-gen e-stim control box, the AXIS

It is not often that a new e-stim control box bursts onto the market place. When one does, it always attracts a lot of attention from stimmers old and new.

Recently Electrastim released their latest next-gen control box, the AXIS and I have been lucky enough to have received one to review.

"In use, the AXIS is a very versatile and easy control box. It can drive some larger electrodes like the Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug and the Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo as well as the included pad style electrodes."

Joanne

The AXIS is a compact dual channel control box with some exciting features which I will cover in this review.

So, having spent some serious time getting to know the AXIS, using it both on myself and the lovely sub'r', here are our thoughts on it.

Satisfyer Partner Multifun 1 and 2 Vibrators Review

Two interetsing takes on the vibrating couples sex toy

It's no secret that I love my Satisfyer sex toys. Some of my all-time favourite toys are made by Satisfyer, such as the Penguin and the Pro 2.

I was therefore excited, to say the least when Satisfyer got in touch asking me if I could review two new vibrators for them.

"While the motors in the legs are not for me, they are quite powerful and will be ideal for anyone who likes buzzier style stimulations."

Joanne

Fast forward a week and a package arrived in the post, and I was delighted to find two new sex toys inside.

I was a little confused however as they looked pretty similar in both their features and settings. The only real differences at first glance were the colours, pink and blue. My heart sank as my first thoughts were "no, please don't say they are gendered male and female sex toys".

Hot Octopuss JETT Guybrator™ Review

Hands free orgasms for the masses, penis owners rejoice

I was so excited when Hot Octopuss brought a new guybrator™ to the market recently. I was even more so when they sent me one to review.

Hot Octopuss produce fantastic sex toys, and I have reviewed the rest of their range. The JETT with its two independent vibrators is like nothing I have seen before, so I was really looking forward to putting it to the test.

"It wasn't long before he was groaning and then bang, a massive orgasm hit him. A delightful spurt of cum shot out of his cock almost hitting him in the face. I was blown away by the sight of that. I actually gave him a round of applause as it was a pretty fantastic cumshot."

Joanne

Obviously, as a female sex toy reviewer, I am somewhat lacking in the trouser snake department to be able to review the JETT. So it fell on my trusty Stunt Cock to put it through its paces.

So, without further ado, here is everything you need to know about the JETT guybrator™ from Hot Octopuss.

Ruse D-Thang 6 Inch Realistic Silicone Dildo with Balls Review

The D-Thang is just perfect and so much fun to use

I am starting to have a bit of a crush for Blush. I was delighted when they sent me a pink Ruse D-Thang silicone dildo to review. While visiting ETO this year I was also made to feel very welcome on their trade stand there.

I was shown around their incredible range of sex toys and believe me some of them are "panty soaking heaven" to behold.

"The gently curved shaft ensures good g-spot pressure and both the top and underside have some delicious smooth ridges that add to the stimulation as it is thrust in and out."

Joanne

The trade reps that I spoke to were amazing, and they were literally overflowing with enthusiasm for their brand, and it is obvious to see why that is.

So sit back, grab a cuppa and let me tell you why the Ruse D-Thang is one hell of a good dildo for thrusting like your life depends on it.

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