Items filtered by date: February 2019

Any Other Bloggers Visiting ETO 2019?

I am visiting ETO this year with Stunt Cock and sub'r'

I am visiting the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) trade show in Coventry on the 10th and 11th of March 2019.

ETO didn't happen last year, but I am delighted to see it back again in 2019. I visited for the first time and popped my show cherry in 2016.

I was so, so nervous and found refuge in the lovely Bloggers Corner that was organised by the fantastic Cara from Carasutra, Mel from Voluptasse and Cheryl from HornyGeekGirl. There I met so many amazing bloggers, and I was so thankful for having it there.

Simple E-Stim Equipment Storage Solutions

Organising your expensive E-stim kit can save you from costly accidents

E-stim kit is expensive, so safe storage is essential.

With E-stim Control Boxes like my beloved 2B costing many hundreds of pounds, you need to consider how you are going to store these expensive pieces of equipment. They need looking after and storing sensibly so that you can get the most of your investment.

But, as you get deeper into the hobby and you get so much equipment, storage starts to become a problem? Lots of e-stim boxes do come in their own storage boxes. But, when the hinges or locks break or when you get more than one control box, and lots of electrodes, cable storage and finding the piece of equipment can become a bit of a challenge.

I want to show you some options for storing kit and also run through my own solution to my problem of too much equipment and a forgetful brain. So, in no particular order here are some storage options for you to think about.

Today I Upgraded My 2B Estim Control Box Firmware

It was so simple to upgrade my 2B E-stim control boxes firmware!

One of the features of the 2B Control Box (read my review of it here) from E-Stim Systems is its upgradeability. Unlike other popular control boxes like the Erostek ET312B Power Unit, it is always in constant development.

There have been four firmware updates this year so far, and the latest adds a number of new features and routines. I am lucky enough to be able to test pre-release firmware candidates, and today I decided to update my 2B to version 2.116B Beta version of the latest firmware, and I am already impressed with it.

I Am Delighted To Be Working With Honour.co.uk

Breaking news!

Honour is a huge brand based in London and they have two physical shops together with their rather amazing website that is stocked with all sorts of kinky products.

I was delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would review some things for them and also if I would mind making some recommendations for beginners and more experienced kinksters alike.

Having looked through their incredible range of products I have come up with a few that are noteworthy for lots of different reasons.

These nice folk have also given me a discount code that I can share with you all so you can get 10% off their range of products.

Discount code: JOANNE101

You can check out my special page on their site to view my recommendations here - Check Out Some Great Product Suggestions

I have received some great products from them to review and the Subservient Starter Set is fantastic value for money and totally worth a very strong recommendation. Check out my review - coming soon.

Grab to% off at Honour with discount code JOANNE101

Hot Octopuss Launches JETT, its Customisable Guybrator™ with Treble and Bass Technology

Breaking news!

Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has launched a new product, JETT.

Their first guybrator, PULSE and POCKET PULSE, won a lot of awards but it carries quite a high price, this new product is just £49.99/$69/E49 though.

Image showing the JETT and its packagingIt is worn just below the tip of the penis and is driven by two powerful bullets, one Treble and one Bass–you can adjust each bullet for a fully customisable experience. It has a flexible sleeve that expands to allow you to go from flaccid to erect, resulting in hands-free orgasms. This sounds like deliciously good fun.

They’ve been working on this for six years, and it’s only available on their website right now, not in stores.

More about the technology: The JETT is powered by two custom ‘bullet’ vibrators, each containing a different sized motor, which delivers different vibration frequencies. The Treble Bullet emits intense high-frequency waves, while the Bass Bullet provides deep, rumbly low-frequency stimulation. You can use them separately or in combination.

They’re using the hashtag #FindYourFrequency because you can do just that by simply adjusting the power of each bullet to suit you. Find out more on their website: https://www.hotoctopuss.com

I have now had the pleasure of reviewing the JETT Guybrator so check out the review.

Image showing the JETT and its packaging
The JETT looks like it could be a lot of fun to use

Stolen Content

Not on sexmachinereviews.co.uk?

If you are reading this article on any website other than my own www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk, then the site you are reading it on has stolen it. Probably adding in links to nefarious sites and basically robbing me of my means of making a living.

My name is Joanne and my blog doesn't generate much money, but that is beside the point. I work damn hard at what I do, and everything that you see and read on my own site www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk is from my heart. I take great pride in what I do, and it galls me that websites skim my content illegally to post elsewhere.

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