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Mr Hankeys Alien Dildo Review From Sexmachines.co.uk

Time for some alien impregnation fun and games

Picture my delight when I was asked by Sexmachines.co.uk to review a Mr Hankey's dildo for them. I adore Mr Hankey's dildos and have reviewed four of them so far, and this one will be the fifth.

Sexmachines.co.uk has a fantastic range of dildos, and they have recently added the Mr Hankey range of dildos to their repertoire, and that is so exciting.

"I must admit though that when I finished the dildo was in a right state. All that texture certainly picks up lots of vag-goo and so when you clean it you need to pay lots of attention to the textures on it to clean them properly."

Joanne

Mr Hankey is renowned for his incredible dildo designs that all feature fantastic detail as well as being larger than your average dildos. Indeed his dildo range is a size queens dream come true.

I couldn't wait to put the Alien Dildo to the test. So with all sorts of alien impregnation fantasies spinning in my head, I had so much fun getting to know it so read on to find out if this Alien will be a box office smash hit or nothing more than a cult B movie prop.

Experiencing Burning Or Stinging When Stimming?

Here are some pointers to smooth things out a bit

Stinging or burning is often caused by either having too much power going through an electrode or having your electrode too small. Other things can also create this sort of problem, and I will cover those later in this article.

Here are some pointers to bear in mind with different styles of electrode.

Hardcore BDSM Fun Ahead With The Help Of Lodbrock

Lodbrock make amazing hand crafted BDSM equipment

I am fortunate to have been given the opportunity to review some fantastic handcrafted BDSM products from Lodbrock.com.

Lodbrock is a German company specialising in handcrafted BDSM products, and their range of products is breathtaking. Their designs remind me of medieval dungeon equipment, the sort of thing you would see in a film, and the quality is exceptional.

I have just had a Goo Plate delivered, and I was blown away when I opened up the sturdy packaging, and I am so looking forward to putting it to the test on sub 'r' on Sunday at TP Dungeon (one of my favourite BDSM venues).

Satisfyer For Men The Rocco Siffredi Male Masturbator

Slipping into something comfortable has never been so much fun

Stunt CockStunt Cock, here again, I have been dragged back in kicking and screaming by Joanne to review another male masturbator for her.

Just kidding about the kicking and screaming bit, I relish the opportunity to try something new, and if it means sticking my happy chap into something soft and sensual, then I am definitely up for that.

Joanne received a Satisfyer For Men to review and I know that she is always raving about her collection of Satisfyer toys, I have never seen her cum as quickly as when she is using one of their clitoral suction sex toys.

"Having the ability to make the masturbator squeeze your manhood during use really feels incredible, and this gives the Satisfyer For Men a considerable boost over other masturbators like the Fleshlight."

Stunt Cock

Before it arrived I did a bit of reading up on the Satisfyer For Men which is fronted by male porn star Rocco Siffredi, and that got my attention, this guy has fucked over 5,000 women, and he is claiming that the Satisfyer For Men gave him the best orgasm of his life.

Mmmm, I think that may not be precisely true, but I was keen to find out if it did indeed live up to that strong claim, so read on to find out what I think of it.

Now I have The Ability To Create My Own Dildos - 3D Printing

Making 3D printed dildos and bondage equipment is so much fun

Anyone who reads my blog and my reviews knows that I do love a good bit of quim sticking fun. I relish using highly detailed and textured dildos and other sex toys.

For a while now, I have contemplated getting myself a 3D printer so that I can experiment and have lots of kinky fun with one. I have been inspired by Deviant Designs. Their kinky fuckery with 3D printed products is legendary, and they have spurred me into action.

Titus Puppy Tail Pro Butt Plug From Clonezone

A butt plug that will have you wagging your tail in delight

Puppy play can be a lot of fun, and recently I managed to get my hands on a Titus Puppy Tail Pro from Clonezone, and this is the first product that I have reviewed from them.

I have a female submissive who loves puppy play, she already has a collar and leash together with kneepads, and so I looked forward to adding a wagging tail to her collection.

"I just closed my eyes, enjoying the feeling of being stretched and filled at the same time, it is a delicious feeling."

Joanne

This is a butt plug with two twists, first is the beautiful looking tail and the second is its vibrating function which is very pleasing.

When it arrived, I couldn't wait to put it to the test and to see the reaction of sub'r' when she wore it for the first time.

Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review

This ball and chain is definitly no drag

I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.

Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.

"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."

Joanne

Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.

Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.

NRU Purrty Padded Pull Up ABDL Training Pants

These training pants are comfortable and very effective if you have a little accident

My little loves her ageplay and is a firm Adult Baby Diaper Lover (ABDL). We were delighted when Nappies R Us asked us if we would be interested in reviewing their new range of Padded Pull Up Training Pants.

Training pants are fantastic for ageplay and are a useful addition to anyone's collection of accessories.

"The five designs available are all bright and just so cute. It's hard to imagine any Little not liking any of them. Little Rae loves the Purrty design, and she also has a thing for the Dino Rawrs ones as well. "

Joanne

We didn't have to wait long for them to arrive and Little Rae could hardly contain her excitement when they did arrive.

She has now spent a couple of weeks reviewing these training pants, and so we are now qualified to give them a proper appraisal. So to find out what we thought of them read on.

Review Of The New Zumio S Clitoral Vibrator

I put this clitoral vibe to the test to compare it to its predecessor

I have been fortunate enough to have been sent a Zumio S to review, this is a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

I have been dying to see how the new Zumio S performs as I have already reviewed the Zumio X.

"In use, it is very quiet making it a very discreet vibe ideal for use in busy households. It is small enough to be easily used when making love it you need some extra stimulation."

Joanne

Already having the original Zumio has meant that I could compare them both side by side to see the differences in performance that the slight changes to the design have resulted in.

So, is the Zumio S a leap forward for this unique clitoral vibrator or is it more of a flop? Read on to find out.

Taylor Dildo - Realistic Silicone Dildo From Meo.de

A dildo with lots of texture and a fantastic suction cup

Anyone familiar with my blog will know that I am a gal who loves her Quimsticking fun and games and dildos are one of my favourite style of sex toys. I love the fact that a dildo is a gender-neutral sex toy as we all have holes that can be pleasured with one.

You can imagine how excited I was when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I wanted to review the Taylor Silicone Dildo for him for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I jumped at the chance, who would turn down such an offer?

"The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt."

Joanne

I bided my time waiting for it to arrive and familiarised myself with the product page on meo.de and I loved the fact that it has a suction cup base. To me, that means one thing - fucking machine fun.

So, how did I get on with the Taylor Dildo, is it one for my bedside drawer or one for the dildo suitcase (yes I have too many dildos)?

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Today I Upgraded My 2B Estim Control Box Firmware

It was so simple to upgrade my 2B E-stim control boxes firmware! One of the features of the 2B Control Box (read my review of it here) from E-Stim Systems is its upgradeability. Unlike other popular control boxes like the Erostek ET312B Power Unit, it is always in constant development. There have been four firmware updates this year so far, and the latest adds a number of new features and routines. I am lucky enough to be able to test pre-...

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I Am Delighted To Be Working With Honour.co.uk

Breaking news! Honour is a huge brand based in London and they have two physical shops together with their rather amazing website that is stocked with all sorts of kinky products. I was delighted when they got in touch with me asking if I would review some things for them and also if I would mind making some recommendations for beginners and more experienced kinksters alike. Having looked through their incredible range of products I have...

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Hot Octopuss Launches JETT, its Customisable Guybrator™ with Treble and Bass Technology

Breaking news! Today Hot Octopuss, creators of the ‘World’s First Guybrator’, has launched a new product, JETT. Their first guybrator, PULSE and POCKET PULSE, won a lot of awards but it carries quite a high price, this new product is just £49.99/$69/E49 though. It is worn just below the tip of the penis and is driven by two powerful bullets, one Treble and one Bass–you can adjust each bullet for a fully customisable experience. It has a ...

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Stolen Content

Not on sexmachinereviews.co.uk? If you are reading this article on any website other than my own www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk, then the site you are reading it on has stolen it. Probably adding in links to nefarious sites and basically robbing me of my means of making a living. My name is Joanne and my blog doesn't generate much money, but that is beside the point. I work damn hard at what I do, and everything that you see and read on my own...

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Ovis - Erotic Fiction

Guest Post I am delighted to be able to host this rather surprising story from a friend of mine who wants to remain anonymous. Ovis By Anon I have felt for some time now like someone is watching me. It is a weird, hair stand up on the back of my neck kind of creepy. I have no reason to feel like this. I have made myself more aware of my surroundings. I have not noticed anyone that I see close by all the time, no vehicle...

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Chrome Deco Dual Ixu Violet Wand

Violet Wand play can be shockingly good fun Since I bought and reviewed an Electro Erotic Neon Wand kit from Lovehoney we have all been smitten by it. For something that can evoke really raw emotions, it is an incredible way to get off. Yes, the thought of playing with 40,000V - 50,000V is terrifying but when you actually look into it, violet wand play is one of the safest forms of electro play. My Stunt Cock has really got into using it...

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Lodbrock Giveaway Competition

Start the New Year with some kink I have just reviewed the amazing Pillory Set from Lodbrock, and inside this fantastic set you get two impact play toys. A leather Paddle and a Leather Flogger. Lodbrock has sent me an extra one of each to give away to two lucky readers. So if you fancy getting your hands on these fantastic handmade BDSM implements just enter the two competitions shown below. This has enabled me to offer the following ...

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Love Machine For Two People Lm42p

There is a new fucking machine in development How does a double sided fucking machine with a two year warranty and a thrust depth of upto 7"/18cm sound?. Lm42p (Love Machines For Two People) have created just that, a quiet, controllable and unique machine that can be used on your own or with a partner or friend. Supplied in a nice wooden storage box that contains the machine and all of its atatchments which is 35 x 24 x 18 cm. Insipred by t...

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The Pornocalypse Continues - Tumblr Bans Adult Content

Here we go again, this time it's Tumblr We can all sleep safer in our beds at night, on December the 17th Tumblr will join a long list of sites that got rich and popular through adult content but then turned their back on it. Yes, Tumblr is the latest site to join the Pornopocalypse by banning adult content. But it will protect the children I hear some people cry. No, no it won't, this drives things further underground. Worse excellent cont...

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Erofame 2018 - Day 2 More Jam Than Robinsons Jam Factory

Day 2 at Erofame Stunt cock here again with another Erofame update after day 2 of the trade show. What a day we have had, it has been a roller coaster of a ride, and we are both sat here with throbbing feet but huge grins on our faces. So without further ado let me tell you about day 2. We started early with another healthy breakfast (for sub'r' that is, I opted for the heart clogger special again). After breakfast, we went back to our room...

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Erofame 2018 - Day 1 And We Need A Wheel Barrow

Our first visit to Erofame Stunt Cock here again, after a good nights sleep (slept like a log, after all, that driving yesterday) it was time to sample a good hearty breakfast before getting on the happy bus to Erofame. But first we had to get out things ready for the day. After packing my day bag with notes, business cards and some drinks we headed down for breakfast. Our breakfast was pretty amazing, and I have to post a pic of it. Nat...

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Erofame 2018 - The Journey To Europe's Largest Sex Toy Trade Show

Our first visit to Erofame Stunt Cock, here again. For anyone not aware, Erofame is Europes largest adult industry trade show, and this year we planned to visit it to show our faces and also to plug our blog and reviews shamelessly - well why wouldn't you if you could? The timing though presented some problems for us as Joanne has a consultants visit planned for the middle of the Erofame week so she couldn't come along. However, she decided...

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