Items filtered by date: February 2018

Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger Review

One month of trying to go hulk in the penis department with the X30

Stunt CockJoanne was delighted when she was contacted by the guys over at Bathmate asking if we were interested in reviewing their latest creation, the Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger.

She loves throwing me (her Stunt Cock) in at the deep end, so she of course said yes, I then was given the task of reviewing it for her. Well, she does lack something in the pre-requisite trouser content department I guess.

"A moderate vacuum works well for me, and I get very hard erections when using the X30. Watch out for bruising or swelling particularly around the foreskin (if you have one) during use, as this area is prone to swelling in a vacuum and that can be uncomfortable."

Stunt Cock

Every guy has wished for a bigger penis at some point in his life, and in the past, I have been very sceptical about the worth and effectiveness of some of the systems out there.

However, I have always heard good things about Bathmate so I looked forward to giving it a go and seeing whether or not it could increase the size of my "happy chap" as Joanne calls it.

Bathmate sent us a Hydromax X30 Wideboy developer free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

Willie Wanka mk II Fantasy Fucking Machine Review

The Willie Wanka is a pussy and ass pleaser

As you can tell by the domain name of my site I have a real passion for fucking and sex machines. There is something magical about using one and feeling the raw power and unwavering performance that will outlast even the most ardent rider.

The biggest problem with sex and fucking machines are their cost which was one of the reasons that I set up my site. I wanted to review sexmachines so that people could make informed choices before spending their hard earned money.

"It takes a lot of torque to overcome the resistance of a buried dildo and this machines copes with that in its stride."

Joanne

But the high costs mean that it isn't often that I get to review a new fucking machine, but it's always a huge treat when I do so. I have reviewed some of the most expensive sex machines on the market. However, it is the cheaper machines, the entry ones if you like that interest me as they are affordable options to enter the world of mechanical sex.

I was therefore delighted when the lovely people over at sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Willie Wanka mk II fucking machine for them. I jumped at the chance (obviously), and they sent me this machine for free in exchange for a fair and honest review of it. So here are my thoughts on this fun looking machine.

Red Doxy Die Cast Super Powerful Wand Massager Review

The Doxy Die Cast really gave my nether regions a full workout

It's a funny old world. You know the saying "it's like waiting for a bus to come along"? Well, I have wanted to review a Doxy wand vibrator for years now, ever since they first appeared.

I have seen a myriad of reviews written on how explosively good they are, but I was sat on the sidelines waiting. Then, all of a sudden two of them come along. I recently reviewed the Doxy Number 3 which is fantastic, but it's this bad boy, the Doxy Die Cast that I have been lusting over for such a long time.

"It's like the red apple in Snow White, it entices you to take a bite, or in this case take a journey on the Doxy bus, next stop orgasm land."

Joanne

I mean just look at it. The Doxy Die Cast exudes sexual confidence; it knows what it's doing, and it certainly looks the part.

So after taking some smelling salts to calm myself down from the shock of owning two Doxys, I got on with the reviewing process with great glee and gusto.

Share Our Shit Saturday 7 #SoSS

It's Saturday and so here are some new posts that are worth reading

In this day and age of internet censorship, especially on social media platforms if you enjoy someone's posts, then please consider sharing it with your circle.

We all need our readers, and it is such a shame to see people forced out of their blogs due to censorship. So please even if all you can manage is a comment on someone post you will make their day.

Anyway in no particular order these are the posts that caught my eye this week:

Share Our Shit Saturday #SoSS

Littel Switch Bitch

Little Switch Bitch - DAY 23 – FEBPHOTOFEST18 – Not a review but the latest in a monthly pho assignment.

I love reading Little Switch Bitches posts and she has been participating in a February Photofest 2018, check her out in all of her glory and definitely check otu the rest of her submissions.


Isabelle Lauren

Isabelle Lauren - Fantasies of being gang-banged

Isabelle has written a great post that highlights how just because you fantasise about something it doesn't necessarily mean that you want to go through with it. So why the guilt?


The Oooh! Review

The Oooh! Review – Maze H Harness Review

A great review of a very stylish harness from Bijoux Indiscrets. I recently reviewed a bra harness from them and this review caught my eye. I enjoyed this one and especially the image of the writer in the review. It takes lots of courage to put yourself into a review, and so I salute you for that. I look forward to seeing what gets reviewed next..


Cara Sutra

Cara Sutra - Eternity Collars Titanium Collar Review

I had to include this review of a stunning metal collar from the amazing Cara Sutra. Her reviews and articles are simply amazing so check out her site in its entirety. This collar is to die for, it looks incredible.


Kinky Kitten

Kinky Kitten - Pocket Pulse Remote

Another fantastic review from Kinky Kitten Kim with the help of her partner. It goes to show that we are all different and just because everyone raves about a product it doesn't mean that it will always work for you. Never feel bad or that there is something wrong with you if that happens.

That's it for this week, I hope to turn this into a regular feature so keep coming back for some more recommended posts.

Joanne xxx

Lady MEO - SLAVE Collar In Gold Review

A collar that definitely puts any submissive in their place

I have been reviewing products from Meo.de for about four months now, and I am always impressed by their service and the range of products on their site.

These German guys know their stuff when it comes to BDSM, and their equipment is fantastic. I consider myself to be very submissive and so I always love it when they send me a collar to review.

When I wear it I am owned, I am his property, and I will do anything for him. It sets me into a very submissive mindset, and that is something I love.

Joanne

To a submissive a collar of one of the most important pieces of BDSM equipment that you can own. Its significance is very deep between a submissive and their Dominant.

The latest collar that they have sent me to review is their Lady MEO - SLAVE collar in gold, and it's a beauty. It was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

MEOBOND Electronic Time Lock For Bondage and Chastity Belts Review

The utimate padlock for BDSM play

I just love the kinky things that are stocked by meo.de, and when I received one of their newsletters at the beginning of January, I was intrigued by their bondage self-timer padlock. So intrigued that I immediately bought one so that I could review it. I just had to see how much fun I could have with one.

I must admit that the feeling of being locked with the padlock was intoxicating and unlike just clipping some restraints together. I knew that I was stuck and that is a turn on.

Joanne

I have long wondered about trying some self-bondage, and this seemed to be the perfect item to give it a go.

Having given it a thorough testing, I can categorically say one thing, and that is that it isn't just for self-bondage. You can have so much fun with a partner playing with it, and in fact, I recommend that you do so.

Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Review

Zapping my lady bits whilst quimsticking is my idea of heaven

I just love it when I receive a product to review that ticks all of my favourite boxes. E-stim fun, yes, dildo fun, yes, and body-safe materials, that's a definite yes.

The lovely people over at Electrastim sent me one of their Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Dildos to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was delighted to have been asked to review this dildo for them. I have already reviewed a number of their products including the EM-60E estim control box, their Prestige Cock Rings, a Silicone Noir Butt plug and their Jack Socket.

In profile, you can see that it gently curves upwards and ends in a nice bulb which feels fantastic against my g-spot. There is also a ridge halfway down the top of it that gives added stimulation.

Joanne

Anyone who follows my antics on here will know that I adore dildos but even more than that I love electrosex in all of its forms.

This dildo combines the two, and it does so in style. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the performance of this bi-polar e-stim electrode.

Eroticon - Come meet and greet me

The virtual meet and greet

With Eroticon 2018 just a few weeks away everyone is finalising their plans. I am both nervous and excited to be going and meeting up with so many of the people I idolise.

I am going for the full weekend and should be able to attend the meet and greet on Friday evening. I have met some people going before, but most will be new to me. I will be easy to spot in my wheelchair (I wonder if I should fit bullhorns to the front). I am not wheelchair bound but will need the help of one over the course of the day (it's a long story).

Everyone going is encouraged to post a short virtual meet and greet post, and this is mine. Hopefully, anyone going will be able to glean a little bit of information about me from it long before we meet. If you go to the main Eroticon website, you can view links to everyone else's posts. So without further ado, here we go...

NAME (and Twitter if you have one)

Joanne (I will be accompanied by my StuntCock or Ian as he is also known)

@JoannesReviews

What are you most looking forward to about Eroticon 2018?

Firstly getting through my considerable nerves at meeting so many amazing people.

I want to up my game and hope that the talks and presentations will both inspire me and point me in the right direction.

I am also really, really looking forward to all of the bloggers and companies that I regularly interact with online. It will be so nice to put faces to the names. I will be in a state of constant awe I think.

I will be attending as many of the workshops and talks that I can as long as my body holds out. I will be gleaming as much advice as I can from the other attendees and probably be causing mischief along the way.

We are creating a play list of songs for the Friday Night Meet and Greet. Nominate one song that you would like us to add to the playlist and tell us why you picked that song

Aha - Take On Me, it brings back many happy memories when I was fitter and loving life to the full. I love the video as well.

What’s the first career you dreamed of having as a kid?

I wanted to be a teacher or a vet. I still love kids and animals but had to give up my dream of teaching when my health took a turn for the worst.

Weirdest place you’ve ever gotten up to mischief (define ‘mischief’ however you like…)

Ooooh now, that could reveal a kinky side. I think I would have to admit that the weirdest place I have gotten up to some mischief was in the lift in the Crewe train station in the middle of the night. I had amazing sex over a suitcase trolley LOL.

Tell us two truths and a lie about yourself.

I speak a little German.

I regularly use a laser engraver.

I have four suitcases full of sex toys.

Complete the sentence: I want..

everyone to have an amazing Eroticon weekend.

Check out the rest of the virtual meet and greets on the Eroticon website.

AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel

Salted Caramel makes a sensual massage even better

If you are anything like me, you will enjoy a pleasant sensual massage. I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra gave me the chance to review a bottle of Amoremeo Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for meo.de.

This is the second flavour of the Meo massage gel that I have reviewed, I really liked the Vanilla one and looked forward to putting this one to the test as well. Any excuse for a gentle massage.

My partner enjoyed using it on me especially licking and sucking it off my nipples after spending a lot of time massaging my breasts (kinky bugger). I must admit that I did enjoy that though and he commented on the sweet taste. It would, therefore, make an ideal foreplay activity. It has me curious to try some of the other gel products from Meo.de like their oral sex lubes.

Joanne

My Stuntcock and I had lots of fun using it on each other, and while the details would be fun to go into, I am just going to summarise the massage gel here. I am sure you can use your imagination for the rest of it. So is this a massage gel that hits the spot or is it something to be avoided?

Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Clitoral Vibe Review

They say that you can't improve on perfection, well they have

I can still remember the feeling of shock when I first tried a Satisfyer sex toy for the first time (Satisfyer Pro), and it made me cum in under thirty seconds from cold. Something like that stays with you, and ever since then, I have been enjoying the Satisfyer range of sex toys.

Their air wave technology feels like your clitoris is being gently sucked and it feels incredible. When I learned that they had brought out a new take on this method of masturbation my curiosity was piqued.

I like the quick orgasms that this type of sex toy delivers as they just seem to spring up from nowhere and bash you over the head in a surprise attack. I also find that the orgasms tend to roll on and on even after switching the unit off.

Joanne

Their latest model combines the delightful clitoris sucking tech with good old-fashioned vibrations, and that was something I had to experience. Satisfyer were delightful, and they sent me a Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration for free to review in exchange for an honest evaluation of it.

I deliberately didn't read any reviews on this sex toy as I wanted to be as unbiased as I possibly could before trying it out for myself and I could hardly contain my excitement when it arrived. I hoped the orgasms from it would be as memorable as my first ones with Satisfyers products - talk about high expectations.

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