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October 2018

A collar to make you stand out from the rest of the pack

Anyone who reads my blog and reviews regularly knows how much I enjoy wearing collars when enjoying some BDSM play time.

I was delighted to be able to review this Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar, yes that is a bit of a mouthful. While collars are one of the mainstays of BDSM play they are a necessity for puppy play.

"I love having it fitted around my neck, being locked into it really gets my juices flowing and is a big turn on for me. I like my collars, and I loved running my fingers across all those spikes around my neck."

Joanne

This is where the wearer acts and plays as a human puppy or pup for short. They get to enjoy tummy rubs, serving their owner and playing on their hands and knees or just romping around.

This is a collar designed for puppy play, but it would equally suit anyone looking for a butch collar for regular BDSM play too. So read on to find out what I thought of it.

Published in BDSM Kit Reviews

This reviewer and power tools just don't get on

You can find the first article in this build diary in My Stereostim Estim Control Box Build Part 1

This project has been on the back burner for a while now for a number of reasons. Firstly time has been an issue for me, with so many new products arriving for review it is pretty much flat out on that aspect of my site. You could say that I am a victim of my own success.

The second reason is that I well and truly messed up when trying to drill the front panel for the control box. There was I thinking using a pillar drill would be easy but I was doing something wrong. Maybe the wrong drill speed or whatever. In any case, the mess I made of the panel put a real downer on things, and I turned my attention to my reviewing. Vowing to get back to the build when I had a solution for the panel.

I now have one such solution, regular readers will know that I now have a 3D printer (an Ender 3 to be precise) and that has been a godsend for me with this project.

Published in DIY E-Stim Equipment

Cleanliness is next to godliness, and that is certainly true for sex toys

When writing reviews, I'm always commenting about how to clean sex toys, and I invariably recommend washing a sex toy in an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.

Well, my good friends here is one such sex toy cleaner, and it works very well indeed. It is from Meo over in Germany, and it is quick and simple to use.

"I prefer to wash my toys in warm soapy water to get rid of any vag-goo before using Veryclean on them. This way I know that no body fluids or gunk is left of the surface of the sex toy before giving it an anti-bacterial cleaning using Meo Veryclean."

Joanne

There really is no excuse for not thoroughly cleaning sex toys these days and products like this one are essential as they keep your sensitive bits safe when playing.

So, let me tell you all about Meo VERYCLEAN 2.0, an easy to use and effective sex toy cleaner.

Published in Other Reviews
Wednesday, 24 October 2018 09:54

Gbulb Silicone Vibrator From Gvibe

I've got to say it - Let this lighbulb light up your sex life

I sent my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r' to Erofame in Germany this year. Erofame is Europes biggest sex toy and adult product trade show and while I was unable to attend my two colleagues had a fantastic time there.

While visiting the myriad of companies that we have worked with and reviewed for in the past they visited the Gvibe stand to catch up with what is new. Check out my previous review of the Gvibe Gballs2 Kegel Trainer.

"The vibrations travel deeply and certainly get me aroused, I have enjoyed some delicious orgasms with the Gbulb. Especially enjoying being restrained while my Master uses it on me."

sub'r'

They were releasing the Gbulb and sub'r' was lucky enough to have been given one to review. We all love quirky vibes, and this one is in the shape of a light bulb, and it looks so cute.

So this is a silicone vibrator that sub'r' has reviewed, so read on to find out what she thought of it.

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Honour celebrate their 30th Birthday in style with a new restraint range

For any of you not in the know Honour is a UK company that has two physical shops in Watford and Waterloo and they supply some incredible BDSM products to kinksters all around the world.

They are a company that I have had my eye on for a while, and so I was delighted when they got in touch with me out of the blue to ask if I would be interested in reviewing some of their HNRX Extreme Suppression Bondage System range of BDSM restraints.

"The smell of this rubber is fantastic and it gets me very turned on."

Joanne

This range of restraints was launched to celebrate their 30th birthday, and I didn't have to think long and hard before sending a resounding yes back to them. I love BDSM fun and games, and their products are fantastic.

I was sent a lovely rubber collar a pair of rubber wrist restraints and a pair of double snap hooks to review, and we had so much fun putting them through their paces. So read on to find out what we think of this range of products.

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The Real Nude Sumo Dildo from Blush Novelties tickled my fancy

I love it when a dildo really flicks my switch and becomes my new bestie. The Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo is one such dildo, it can do really nice things to me in a very naughty way.

This colourful dildo was sent to me by the lovely folks over at latex, leather & Lace. If you get the chance to drop by their walk-in store you should do so as they are so nice.

"I love using this dildo by hand but strapping it to one of my fucking machines brings it to life. The high speeds coupled with the hands-free nature of fucking machine fun has me clawing the sheets in no time at all"

Joanne

This review has been a delightful one to 'research' and write. The Sumo has really opened my eyes to the range available from Blush Novelties and stocked by Latex, Leather & Lace.

So, read on to find out why I highly rate this dildo and why it works so well for my anatomy.

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It's nice to see these fucking machines in the UK with sexmachines.co.uk

It isn't very often that I get asked to review two (yes you read that right) fucking machines at the same time. So you can imagine my excitement when Dave from Sexmachines.co.uk asked me to give him my opinion of the Probe and Probe Beast from Orgasm Alley in the USA.

These are two machines that I have often lusted over and have heard a lot about, and so it was fantastic to be given the opportunity to be able to get my hands on them.

"The Probe Beast has a fantastic motor that I couldn't stall no matter how hard I tried. This is the perfect machine for hard anal fucking although you may have to lock the legs down to something as Newton's third law states that thusting a massive dildo into a tight hole can make a fucking machine walk."

Joanne

As always I didn't have to wait long for the courier to arrive with the two machines from sexmachines.co.uk as their service is exceptionally quick.

I could hardly contain my excitements when I started to unbox them, so read on to find out how these two machines compare against each other and my other machines as well.

Published in Sex & Fucking Machines
Wednesday, 10 October 2018 11:14

Yubo F1 Fucking Machine From Sexmachines.co.uk

Another fun fucking machine from the sexmachines.co.uk range

I do have the best job in the world I think, especially when Dave from sexmachines.co.uk gets in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing another fucking machine for them.

This time they want me to review the Yubo F1. I had seen some of the other Yubo machines on their site, and they seem ideal for anyone new to fucking machines due to their simplicity.

"Fucking machines never tire, they never complain, and you can trust them not to wipe their cock on your pillow after fucking you (don't ask LOL)."

Joanne

Of course, I agreed to review it for them as you know how much I enjoy my sex machine action. Fucking Machines are just so versatile, and it's always nice to try something new.

I went into this review with no expectations and having reviewed a lot of sex machines I looked forward to seeing how this one would compare with what I have reviewed in the past. So read on to find out where the Yubo F1 starts on my fucking machine starting grid.

Published in Sex & Fucking Machines

This is a serious bit of kit that delivers serious results

Now I love my impact play, but the thought of being on the receiving end of a cat o' nine tails terrified me. The legendary punishment implement used throughout history for its extreme and cruel efficiency.

When I was asked by Meo if I would review one for them I must admit to a little trepidation but, you know me, the thought of an excuse to get my backside out for some corporal punishment was too good to miss so, of course, I said yes.

"I just bit my lip and waited for his order. He told me to stand and go into the dining room where he forced me to bend over the dining room table exposing my buttocks."

Joanne

So for anyone unaware of the history of the Cat o' nine tails, it is an implement synonymous with punishment in the Royal Navy and other institutions. People often didn't survive its use, but I had high hopes of doing so.

The Cat was going to be something special, and I couldn't wait to get started with it.

Published in BDSM Kit Reviews
Saturday, 06 October 2018 09:53

E-Stim Connect From E-Stim Systems

Effortless remote e-stim sessions are now a thing

Anyone who reads my blogs posts and reviews will be well aware that I love e-stim fun, and so does my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r'. All three of us partake in the ever so enjoyable practice of electrostimulation.

It can be an incredible way to stimulate yourself or a partner and leads to many amazing hands-free orgasms for us.

Yes, electricity can be enjoyed in more ways than you probably thought possible. While it is fun to stim someone in person, often there comes a time when you are alone, or your partner is away from home, and you need your electron fix.

In the past, if you had a 2B, you could use the Commander software to connect remotely but to be honest while it was a lot of fun it could be a lot of faff to set up and use.

E-Stim Systems have been developing another way to use the 2B for remote stimulation, and they released it at #Erofame2018 to much praise and interest. So what is it and how easy is it to use? Read on to find out.

Published in E-Stim

Day 2 at Erofame

Stunt CockStunt cock here again with another Erofame update after day 2 of the trade show. What a day we have had, it has been a roller coaster of a ride, and we are both sat here with throbbing feet but huge grins on our faces. So without further ado let me tell you about day 2.

We started early with another healthy breakfast (for sub'r' that is, I opted for the heart clogger special again). After breakfast, we went back to our room so that sub'r' could change as today she would be in uniform. A PVC maids outfit from Latex, Leather and Lace, a set of cuffs, a collar and leash. Today, sub'r' would enjoy the confidence of being who she is, a confident submissive.

Rather than catch the Erofame bus, this time we opted to take the car and use the onsite parking (10 euro). We did this as we left before the busses yesterday and that cost us 20 euro in a Taxi to get back to the hotel (rip off), so we saved 10 euro today.

Published in Blog
Wednesday, 03 October 2018 15:23

Erofame 2018 - Day 1 And We Need A Wheel Barrow

Our first visit to Erofame

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again, after a good nights sleep (slept like a log, after all, that driving yesterday) it was time to sample a good hearty breakfast before getting on the happy bus to Erofame. But first we had to get out things ready for the day.

After packing my day bag with notes, business cards and some drinks we headed down for breakfast.

Our breakfast was pretty amazing, and I have to post a pic of it. Naturally, I opted for the heart clogger special but sub'r' chose the more sensible options of fresh fruit and healthy stuff. I loved the fresh orange juice, and the Cappuccino was to die for.

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Our first visit to Erofame

Stunt CockStunt Cock, here again. For anyone not aware, Erofame is Europes largest adult industry trade show, and this year we planned to visit it to show our faces and also to plug our blog and reviews shamelessly - well why wouldn't you if you could?

The timing though presented some problems for us as Joanne has a consultants visit planned for the middle of the Erofame week so she couldn't come along. However, she decided that I, her Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r' should continue with the visit to represent her and the blog.

So, after weeks of planning and having saved and saved for ages we had all of the pieces of what has turned out to be quite a significant endeavour in place, and as the days drew closer, we all got more and more excited.

Published in Blog

A handy USB rechargeable vibrator with a twist

I have enjoyed all of the sex toys that I have reviewed for So Divine in the past, and so I was delighted when they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their new USB rechargeable vibrator - The Get Lucky Vibe.

With a trip to Germany just around the corner, I jumped at the chance as I decided I would review it here and then let sub'r' take it on her trip to Germany as, to be honest, it is the perfect travelling companion.

"The small nodules on the tip of the vibrator feel incredible when I slowly rub them over the top of my clitoris."

Joanne

So I waited for its arrival with high hopes... It follows a long line of very enjoyable vibes that have given me some fantastic orgasms to live up to. Would it continue to build on its predecessor's performance or would it be a letdown? No pressure at all.

My first impressions were - "this is different". Read on to find out my final thoughts on it.

Published in Vibrators