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I offer a number of free and paid services, please contact me if you have an enquiry about something you see here or want to discuss.

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Commissioning a sponsored post

I'm regularly approached by companies wanting me to host "exciting articles that your readers will love". While it is a form of compliment that someone thinks my site is worth them looking for backlinks it is also something that I have carefully built from the ground up myself - this is my site. The articles, reviews and blog posts are all my own work.

That said, if you would like to have your business featured in a post, I do offer a sponsored post service where you can commision an article from me, and you will have at least one link to your site from within it. This link offers no specific guaranteed traffic return.

My sponsored posts are written with the aim of educating and informing my audience while also providing an excellent advertising opportunity for your business. Reciprocal links will be natural and will fit in with the theme of the sponsored post.

The focus and details of an article can be discussed upon arrangement being made.

An example of one of my sponsored posts can be seen here - Rabbit Vibrators, How To Choose A Fantastic One

Rates

I offer a straightforward rate for sponsored posts, and these may be revised periodically.

  • 1 Sponsored post - £50
  • 2 Sponsored posts - £85
  • 3 Sponsored Posts - £120

My copywriting rates for work away from my site but within the adult industry is £30 an hour; this will include writing and research time involved in article creation.

All outbound links from a sponsored post will be nofollow links as per Google's paid content rules.

Payment

I accept payment through PayPal or Bank Transfer.

If paying with PayPal I will create an invoice for your to pay for your sponsored post which will be sent through PayPal for your payment.

If you want to do a Bank Transfer then just let me know and I can send you a manual invoice.

Bespoke Sextoy Shop Product Descriptions

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Bespoke Sextoy Shop Product Descriptions

Your Products Need To Stand Out From The Crowd

We all live in an age where the majority of visitors to our sites come from the major search engines and so it is vitally important to understand how they work and what we can do to benefit our sites visibility the most in what is a very cut throat industry - online sex toy shops.

For anyone who doesn't know, the major search engines like Google penalise for duplicate content so if your stock has the default description supplied by your supplier for your products you will be penalised as google has seen it all before on thousands of other shops and no matter how you try to improve your products chances of being on page one you won't as it is duplicate content.

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Advertise Your Site/Brand Here

I am really proud of how my site has grown since its inception and it's always nice to have new partners come aboard. We are continuing to grow and it is nice that you have shown an interest in my work and site.

There are a lot of reasons why you should advertise your brand or site here on sexmachinereviews.co.uk some of them being an excellent targeted audience coupled with being associated with a growing sex blog. I enjoy working with my advertisers to maximise their reach.

Kinkly Top 100 Blogger BadgeMy site is listed on the Kinkly Top Sex Blogs Directory where it features within the top 100 sex blogs and it continues to climb month after month. Last year my site was listed in Kinkly’s Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes list of 2016.

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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

Winston Churchill

Nice quote and it probably applies to most people who find this page. That said though these rules and policies are set down so that there is no ambiguity regarding how I run my site and how I interact with others on the "T'internet".

Please take the time to read and digest these rules prior to making an offer of something to review or approaching me for any form of advertising or sponsorship opportunity. Striking a deal with me will mean that I will assume that you have read and agree to these terms and I will therefore not be able to issue any refunds for anything covered below if it proves that at a later date you didn't bother. These are very basic rules and I reserve the right to be able to change them at a later date. So on with the rules.....

Adult Products and Sex Toy Reviews

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Adult Products and Sex Toy Reviews

If you need a thorough review then you have found the right place

I will happily review your adult product or sex toy for you free of charge. Contact me to discuss the details of what you need reviewing.

Upon agreement, I will conduct an honest and unbiased review of your product as I do with everything that I review. You are welcome to quote excerpts of the review (subject to my policies on quoting my work) or use it in your own promotional material. I will review sex toys, bondage items, sex machines and attachments, lubes or anything else of an adult nature.

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